/brit/

kanye
kenya
huh?
funny how that works out

>nonleague defending

Had respect for him up to the point where he sent that ridiculous voice message for snoop dogg (and snoop has disappointed me a lot too in this story). It's sad when you grow up and childhood heroes don't live up to the regard you hold them to.

alan the ugliest blue eyed white man could absolutely wreck your love life
how does this feel?

>in New Orleans you look up to the Mississippi which is massive and terrifying
what do you mean by look up

>he's a 40+ yo man who lives in thailand(nonce capital of the world)
>dating 19 year old girls

Alan pretends to be an international """""playboy""""" but any young, first world woman wouldn't even pay attention to him lmao

Go to a dodgy neighbourhood and try to make friends, after a while you’ll smoke with them and find their source

when I live in manchester drug dealers would just come up to you in the street or stop by you in a car and hand you their card

BUT KANYE DO THIS???

what about darts?

I was walking around London in January and this black man just stopped me and asked if I was a cop. Once I opened my mouth and he heard my accent, he started offering to sell me weed, crack, ecstasy, women, etc.

Dr Nassim Dahouche

>snoop dogg and kanye west
>childhood heroes

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oh i live in the second largest city in the netherlands and there's legal coffeeshops everywhere

new orleans is so low and preserved by levees that the river looks like it's above the city in parts

maybe. where?

EY WASSUP BLUD, YOU A COPPA INNIT?

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Superior British Tits

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Pulled a 19 years old dutch on my last trip to barcelone. You have no idea what the real world is like son. But I agree that I am shattering your reality and that's the most unpleasant experience there is so it's alright you can continue defending it with all your energy. It's truly fun to witness.

day 1 of my fasting journey: Just want to fucking eat

Yeah

Soho

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did you buy the crack?

Please put your pseudo trip back on Alan

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>You have no idea what the real world is like son. But I agree that I am shattering your reality and that's the most unpleasant experience there is so it's alright you can continue defending it with all your energy. It's truly fun to witness.

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rasheed

Your childhood heroes were rappers? state

this man fights for Britain

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based alan, virgin btfo

Is it common for young lads to spend weekends going to coffeeshops and then brothels?

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In most places if you see a hooded negro with a little man bag they will almost certainly be looking for drug customers. You can just walk up and ask them for drugs.

Young dark skinned uber drivers are also usually a good bet

that sounds fun as fuck

what pub?

actually no

oh that's how i understood the words but the actual concept is a bit unfathomable

choon
youtube.com/watch?v=zEmg5GaAHbk

Yeah alright then. When?

based Kanye

EASILY the most hydrated lad in /brit/, I gulp down 6-10 pint glasses(3-5 litres) of cordial a day on the regular

I'd shag his missus any day of the week I'll tell ya that for nothin

>Pulled a 19 years old dutch on my last trip to barcelone. You have no idea what the real world is like son. But I agree that I am shattering your reality and that's the most unpleasant experience there is so it's alright you can continue defending it with all your energy. It's truly fun to witness.

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>]
gay

>man

Do this except with beer

>cordial
child

Yeah and they still are to some extent. Also have more prestigious people I look up to and shit, but I don't care about impressing a bunch of fedoras by mentioning. But yeah my heroes include snoop and kanye (kanye was more like an early twenties hero)

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Fuk if that aint a feminine booty

Master, please tell us how do you do it?

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alan are you ever messing around with us or is this actually who you are?

Can't be told in a post or even a series of post my lad, if it can even be told (I don't think it). You know this.

too much water can be unhealthy actually

who took it

You mean Tyrone sent it from her phone

how do you think the rocky mountains got their name?

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but who was phone?

The name of the mountains is a translation of an Amerindian name that is closely related to Algonquian; the Cree name as-sin-wati is given as, "when seen from across the prairies, they looked like a rocky mass". The first mention of their present name by a European was in the journal of Jacques Legardeur de Saint-Pierre in 1752, where they were called "Montagnes de Roche".

Once I drank 6 or 7 pints of water in a row and threw it all back up shortly afterwards

The nose knows

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in awe

>JANNY'D

jammin' as they say

>a spanish man referring to a black as Tyrone

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such wisdom in the cree people

Did it myself. He can’t ban what he can’t catch

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big iron
big irooooon

Newfound appreciation for Carmine Lupertazzi Sr. as a character

he's an expat

>tfw I calmly suggest eradicating people who disagree with me and everyone gets up in arms

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ANOTHER virgin btfo, BASED alan

Al when you coming to england? We are all gonna have a meetup when your next here

>implying I’m a lazy barman who makes his living selling San Miguels to English holiday makers watching footy

>JANNY'D
He's back lads

It's what I always wished for when I was much younger. Growing up there looks comfy.
That's a shame. Why not? Didn't you visit one?

Would make more sense to have the meetup here tbqh.

Early 2010s pop punk really hits the spot in times of angst

>tfw a based black man shares my views

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dragonbloods are so controversious innit

Imagine the brapping under the covers

what happens if I pour coffee up my arse?

temp blatantly dodged the chance to talk to me as we walked out of toil today

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>HELLO YOU
>HOW WAS THE REST?
>YOU MADE IT THROUGH
>BUT NEVERTHELESS

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i dont know. no i don't visit hookers