/cum/ Canada USA and Mexico

would you do shroomZ with me and jam to this sicc choon?
youtube.com/watch?v=6uJf2IT2Zh8

debating masturbation

May the fourth be with you, young padawan

Never jerked off before.

Gonna install Temple OS so the glow in the dark CIA niggers dont ge me

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wouldn't mind giving the statue of liberty back to france

>drinks bud light

surefire sign of homosexuality

yes

*sits on your lap*
Finna steal the kiss if you won't hand it over

Maybe I should go on weekends walks and try to find liberty caps to git hiii

Quotes from God Revealed to King Terry in Random Oracles

--------------------------------------------------------

*) Pets are homo. God is disgusted with how tame and dependent they have

become.

*) Sports are homo. Tackle a horse.

*) Beverly Hillbillies and Gomer Pyle are endorsed by God. Shakespeare

had a vile heart.

*) God's fav band is the Beatles.

*) God's fav movie is Three Kings with Clooney.

*) God's fav animal is bears, then, elephants.

*) God's fav thing on TV is soap operas.

*) The 11th commandment is not to litter.

*) God's fav song is Morning has Broken.

*) The best religion is the one with the most new vistas of understanding

over a lifetime.

*) Bill Gates wanted only electric money in Africa. God said He had

angels in the shadows and it was a King David Census type thing.

*) God's fav national anthem is Latvia's.

*) God's idea of music is "sex with a 12-year-old" like the song of

King David the shepherd, or maybe Rush 2112 Temple of Syrix where a

guy is just figuring out for himself what sounds beautiful. A ten

strings harp is about all you need.

*) God said a nation should have one heart.

*) God said the Holocaust was t "compact" the Jews. He said He saved

the ones He wanted. He said you must die of brother's sin guilt if you

do not warn him of his sin.

*) God said I had to share Dianna.

*) God told Bill Gates to do earthquakes. He said He had to make more

Diseases.

*) God said He sunk the migrant ships.

*) God said immigrants are like NAZI invaders.

*) God laughed at the Greek debt crisis and German bail-out.

*) God said, "prosperity sucketh."

*) God said brontosaur's feet hurt when he stepped.

*) God said to start planting Mars. God said A.I. was needed for Mars.

God said emergency medicine was a big problem.

*) God said He hated the E.S.A because they stole from NASA. He said

He ruined their Phillea mission and blew-up their rocket.

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I used them about 10 times or so, my brother used to grow them along with weed. One time I took them and it was a blast but the day and several after that I was puking my guts out. We think one of them might have had some funky mold on it or something
But yeah other than that no real downsides just don't be the guy that does them every other day

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Completely forgot about TempleOS

got a haircut, retards

SOMOS REYES Y SHIT

Did you know that Finland in Finnish means Land? Isn't that neat?

>seattle "mariners"
does seattle even have a port

u r dum

normoïds are not allowed on /cum/

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don't have to listen 2 u

>God of War

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>walk 5 blocks away from my house
>stand on a corner
>Mosque down the street
>Mosque right in front of me
>Modern Chinese Christian church with a keypad lock to my left
>Rest of the buildings are Arab food, trendy Chinese cafe and a tattoo shop for hipsters

fuck

any mexican anons ITT have seen a narco message with dismembered bodies IRL?

there are conservative university towns too you know

Where the fuck you live famalamadingdong?

youtube.com/watch?v=RdyfIOK3ZXQ

>Varg is Nazbol

shit...

I'm not mexican nor have I seen dismembered human remains IRL but in high school I saw stuff written with literal human shit on the wall of a bathroom stall, if that counts.

WHY DIDN'T YOU RESPOND TO MY POST MOCKING YOU ???????????????????????????????????

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is it possible to drive yourself insane from introspection alone?

Hell

Where is hell?
Is it new York city or Los Angeles or some shit?

things can get really wild up there hum

yes. Read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

(you)

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the birthplace of American democracy

D. C.?

thanks senpai you stupid piece of shit

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*kisses your gf*

hmm

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latina gf when

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Philadelphia. The city where you get taxed for having a job and taxed for buying drinks with sugar in them, even if you order them online

2018 if you really want one

That's hella unfortunate famalamadingdong
I live in Kansas myself

>be a philidelphia resident
>throw snowballs and batteries at Santa Claus

>taxed for buying drinks with sugar in them, even if you order them online
nice

its p bad. We have members of the Nation of Islam in our city cabinet

youtube.com/watch?v=dVNcmGjNW6c

is she chinese?

CoReAn

>the sugar tax exists outside of this island
>no less in the USA
woah

germany you got any tzuyu feet pics

how big is tzuyu in Taiwan?

is an easy idea

Grim

princess diana:uk
tzuyu:taiwan

she is queen pride of the island big stuff

yeah but I thought a country like the usa with 1000 different types of sugary drink wouldn't even think of doing this

2019 will be the year of the latina gf bud

Wow what is their name.

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this woman will be my wife

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Kansas seems comfy. Hows Kansas City, OKC and Texas looking?

Rodney Muhammad, also the president of NAACP in Philadelphia
philly.com/philly/news/politics/kenney-rodney-muhammad-philly-naacp-leader-soda-tax-consultant-kale-ciancaglini-20171006.html

shut up already, please

Kansas city is a shithole
I live in a suburb area a mile away

thx
kind of weird cant find her page on wikifeet but hses 18 so it should be all good

thoughts?

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woah oh oh oh oh

fucking eating plebs

u wanna fight m8

hahaha

yes actually

me in the pic

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Whoa, dude...

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TWICE is Pure-Pop, they rarely put out full on foot stuff apart from those odd few TV appearances.

Slut-Pop bands put barefoot pictures in every shoot they do.

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dumb Kannaposter

i have watched that Primary mv for Hello about 100 times

*Taiwanese flag*

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taiwan will retake the mainland one day

tgis is now a taiwan thread

>tfw no cute mexican gf

in all honesty

im glad im a weeaboo

wish I had a jewish gf

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oh cot damn when she slips the socks off with her feet

hi

Look at what you're doing. Happy with yourself? I'm sure when you were younger, maybe aged 10 to 14, your parents thought you'd go far. You were intelligent, imaginative, polite, doing well. Sure, you weren't a popular kid, you were a little strange, but your teachers were full of praise. By your mid teens though, people could tell something was up. You still weren't going out with friends. You'd never brought a girl home. Whenever you came back from school you'd spend hours online, or playing games. They were getting worried. Your grades weren't as good as they used to be and you stopped giving as much effort.
Somewhere along the line you found Jow Forums. That site has drained all your productivity as you waste hours, no, days, into meaningless drivel. This isn't some intellectual blog, it's a time waste. You became an edgy little insesitive bigot to rebel against the polite young man you used to be after you came into contact with shocking images and controversial ideas. So what? You still don't have a girlfriend in your twenties. Other men are starting their careers and what do you have to show for it? Nothing. Your parents have cried thinking about the boy you were and the man you could have become, and all they're left with is the leech who lives with them, who avoids them and stays in his room thinking about the next post he's going to make. You live a sad and lonely life. Not even with internet friends, since you have no internet aliases to identify each other. Just an anonymous swarm of angry voices belittling and insulting each other. That's your main form of human contact, and it's how it's shaped you as the pathetic husk of a person you are.

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finally a fantastic british post