/brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=NGpZWLrIAwA
absolute choon

>he
grim

Crisp sandwich is for patricians, bet even are ‘Liz has one every so often

miss 190cm desu

fake /brit/
Only a man of pure heart can find /brit/ without a subject to guide him

anyone good on graham norton tonight?

this is the proper new and it's going to get jannied oh dear oh dear

too hot tbqhwy lads

water sandwich lmao

neet = not in employment education or training

I wish i could have sex with her :P

Alright
also just feel the need to ask how old you are?

dunno but i'll be watching it like i do every week xx

more like sara james underboob lmao

spastic mongoloid namefaggot can't even properly make a new edition

same :P

25. You?

poo

actually i won't be watching graham norton tonight because i'll be at a party
i'll watch it tomorrow if there's anyone i care about on it

sara jean underwood is ridiculously attractive

do skin fades or fades on the shorter side really grow out in a week or two
not going to pay $20 everytime just to maintain that shite

What is it about her underboob thats so compelling?

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what haircut do you get then

Don't know who to play as in Ck2

www.singlemuslims.com

she has nice firm round boobs

Eating garlic stuffed olives lads

Fucking state of affairs Imagine sacking two volunteers who do life-saving jobs because of a rude mug.

I'm ashamed to be a Whitbylad today.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/03/rnli-volunteers-sacked-dispute-mugs-adorned-naked-women/

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refuse to believe parties actually happen. small gatherings happen, but not actual parties. stop lying steve stiffler

20

Had an autistic moment whilst I was on xanax. Thought I was invincible to that shit

yikes big age gap rip

Imagine being this virginal.

i usually get a side part and let it grow out until it gets really bad looking
or a buzz cut if I feel really lazy but I look crazy with that

>www.singlemuslims.com

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play as a custom white man in some random county in Africa and cuck every nearby ruler to create goblinos

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good post

isn't a side part just a skin fade

they really don't actually happen. i've been to many so-called 'parties' and it really wasn't what you see in the movies, and not what normies liek to boast about as being 'parties'

>Two of the crew are women and told the managers that they were not offended. It’s overkill by the RNLI.”

>Initially, Mr Winspear and Mr Laws were reportedly told if the mugs were destroyed they would face no further action.

>But in March, bosses told them they had breached safeguarding protocol, citing they could have been seen by visiting schoolchildren.

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>But a female superior found the mugs in a cupboard and Joe Winspear and his colleague Ben Laws were dismissed.
roastie'd

yeah
I get a skinfade and by 2 or 3 weeks its back to normal

heard whitby is full of bender

9/11 was the worst thing to happen to the UK.

need context

is this how new worlders play medieval strategy games? I've always just played as England on my first playthroughs

Twitter screencaps should be banned from Jow Forums.

I will not stand for this, Scarboroughlad.

youtube.com/watch?v=4LqZdkkBDas
would like to hear this guy's points but his attempt at sounding like a woman is so terrible

Current game is 900AD and I already formed the British Empire. Luckily, some Norwegians conquered Brittany and became Norse. I married them real fast after their conversion.

Now the supply of Normans are running low. Norman culture is extinct on the continent. It's been like 3 generations and English culture hasn't formed.

Gave all my children each a kingdom, and now its all a mess because I keep having to repel Muslim Iberian invasions from France, and the king of Ireland, who's my nephew is a Cathar or something

Just wanna quit

"""Winning""" (((WWI))) was the worst thing to happen to you.

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Alri. Still wanna go?

why the fuck would schoolkids be snooping in the kitchen cupboards

Moving to a very very nice area lads.

This.

I remember a time when Twitter wasn't even a thing.

Fuck all social media actually, it's cancer.

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Why does the page keep reverting to plain text

Fuck /b*it/ tbqhwy

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Norman culture, settle in areas like Sicily, Peloponnese, Horn of Africa, Oman, Sri Lanka, and spread Christianity but don’t blob

*posts on /brit/*

God aren't you a fucking bore.

LOL not surprised at all

How do I prevent jeans boners? Where it looks like you have a boner but don't

EASILY the ardest man ITT right now, wouldn't even be a challenge to take any of you on

what's the number for the coast guard

Can't imagine being one of those people who only listen to one or two artists

hi rorke

no point in playing as france, maybe as a count from my region

bit surprised at this

/brit/'s not social media.

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ah yes hello fellow white man

Finished eating my olives lads

Not a bad idea. I usually like playing Normandy in 1066 just to make white peace with England and turn all my efforts on France

tfw pulled up to a 1.0 fiat panda peasant in my panda 100hp earlier

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can't tell. highly classified information

Install the cheat mod, convert your family to Messalian, and impregnate all your daughters.

No I'm personally just a horny bastard who plays CK2 as a cuck simulator. My record was over 2000 children on one character. Opening my dynasty tree crashed my game and corrupted the save. :^)

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well i went to uni and there were many house parties where the house was completely full of people like you'd see in movies

they exist mate

England decided in 2010 to scrap the National Academy for Gifted and Talented Youth, and redirected funds towards an effort to get more poor students into leading universities

only listen to pavement and MGMT ama

Took too much acid now I'm in feudal Japan

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don't care about artists, I just add whatever sounds good to my playlist

don't even know the names of the songs, if I need to find it online I just search the lyrics lol

leftist men are all perverts

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say it frenchie, say CHOWDAH

Problem with France is that whenever the AI controls it, they always want to create Aquitaine, the it divides their realm on death between their sons

Wish they'd update that

Hmm i dont know

any knock out merchants in?

someone please tell me the name of this song at 0:08

youtube.com/watch?v=u1n2rqNf04I

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