/dixie/ - Southern US and Friends

what was it for

shitposting
i only go on /tv/ to shitpost

the janny had enough of 3 day banning me so he just 3 month banned me with a message saying "stop fucking spamming" or something along those lines
that 3 month ban ended 2 months ago though, i'm currently just banned from Jow Forums for calling someone a redditor

oh and banned from /vg/ for shitposting, like usual

Hello plantation owners

NoVA here

I didn't even know you could get banned from /tv/.

you have to really go out of your way, since /tv/ is a shitposting board
i think that time i was replying with "xddxd dae browse Jow Forumssneed here???xd??" to every sneedposter in all those shitty sneedposting threads that were up at the time

you don't get banned for a shitpost you get banned for a lot of shitposts

One day, I'll get my chance to make a Louisiana edition.

Just y'all wait.

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based
I remember you

I eagerly await it

Ay bring the gumbo blood

so this is how /dixie/ dies huh...
cobb really outdid himself this time....

*is a terrible bird*

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*is a terrible state*

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Posted the wrong image but I'm not gonna be bothered to correct it.

i mean he is georgian

why the new thread

>state

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commonwealth of virgins ha

Die yankee

Virginia unequivocally BTFO

>Virginia is for lovers

...

that wasn't me btw

that's a sikh turban

Popular misconception: youtube.com/watch?v=hOhocm2I2YU

Been gone. Why are there 4 /dixie/ threads?

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5

I live near that autist :/

georgians are autistic

cobb did it not me i'm innocent

>3/5 are Georgian

You were probably complacent.

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no just check the threads
i was telling him repeatedly to fuck off

complicit

i did literally NOTHING wrong

Go and comfort him.

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Oh ye. That one.

uhhhh
*runs away*

But also these. You've kinda maintained balance.

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just read through all of

Like the Jew, the Georgian fights on both sides of the war.

Missing the fact that he fucking started the thread when there was already an active one

uhh virginia did it too

It wasn't some >le funny ironic shitpost with the same fucking image for the 100th time

You and Cobb are the definition of chaotic neutral.

so

chaotic stupid

rude

but not wrong lol

well you're chaotic rude

You guys remember the time that flaglett made a /dixie/ alignment meme? Anybody save that?

just got boots of blinding speed going to get that magic resistance chest piece tomorrow

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>ruger
truly a Yeb! choice

>2016 was 50 years ago

>1997 was 21 years ago

>closer to 2525 than 2017

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trasmoz
"It is the only Spanish town officially cursed and excommunicated by the Catholic Church. The excommunication has never been revoked."

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>implying the Monument to the Mop isn't the best part of Trasmoz

>officially cursed and excommunicated by the Catholic Church
>cursed
Since when does the Catholic church put curses on stuff?

Real witches ride mops, apparently
That guy also invented the disposable syringe

It was sometime in the 15th century, after the lord of the village had a conflict with a nearby abbey over irrigation water

wtf I hate every Pope since the 15th century now

stay woke

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god I wish that was true

It is user, you just gotta believe.

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my best guess for this is that Spanish explorers sailed to Baja California and then mapped everything northward, but never travelled east so they didn't realize they were on a peninsula.

You're right; "In 1533, Fortún Ximénez, a mutineer on an exploring expedition sent by Hernán Cortés, discovered the southern portion of Baja California, around present-day La Paz. He was killed by natives but his men returned to New Spain and gave report of their find. In 1535 Cortés arrived in the bay there and named the area Santa Cruz; he attempted to start a colony but abandoned his efforts after several years due to logistical problems. Cortés' limited information on southern Baja California apparently led to the naming of the region after the legendary California and to an initial but short-lived assumption that it was a large island."

Reminder:
Jow Forums X settings > advanced > custom board navigation
"external-text:"/dixie/","

don't need an archive if you waste every waking minute staring at the same thread

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sometimes I need to go back and save something I forgot to save while the thread was alive or something. OC and the like.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midgetville#Vienna.2C_Virginia

>Those two facts are often used to substantiate the legend that Midgetville was a retirement village for circus midgets. The legend is sometimes told with the midgets being xenophobic and throwing rocks at curious visitors to chase them away.
I'm almost certain this was an X-Files episode.

>X-Files
go to bed grandpa

Its also a My Name is Earl episode.

reminder that the Chi Rho is the most patrician christogram

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rare photo of a Georgian and a Conwegian side-by-side.

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>asshole golfers get on boat
>are annoying
>when they leave 3 liquor minibottles fall out of their stuff
>mine now
Like mana from heaven

god bless

i don't understand

>666
*X-Files theme plays*

based retard

y-you too

PENMAN

think my hot cousin is going to come on sunday

She's a man right?

what do you think

he doesn't think

I don't think

don't have gay sex with your cousin

awesome

i do what i want