Female posters on Jow Forums

Thinking of starting a sex cult and luring all the Jow Forums girls to my lair

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t. Gaten Matarazzo

>tfw no Czech bf who does porn for hobby in his free time

Avoid the women like plague, they're always gonna be dumb whores.

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all 8 of them?

>why do you post on Jow Forums?
nothing better to do. I don't like playing game, and watching tv shows. So i just spend some time writing shit on Jow Forums and reddit.

>are you cute?
no

>tfw no Italian gf to do porn with for hobby in our free time

>and reddit

>to do porn with
Are you trying to force me to adopt your national traditions?

>tfw no girls on Jow Forums

It's not really a country general

pika stop

QUIT FOLLOWING ME REEEEEEEEEEE

>why do you post on Jow Forums?
I want to talk with foreigners

>are you actually a female?
Yes

>are you cute?
No, at all

Prove it

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MED, YOU SON OF A BITCH

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No, btw não existe só 1.
Três deram-me o número delas.

I'm at my mother's house now, so I don’t have my passport

Kiss me :3

Not quite!

Passport? Why so complicated? There's an easier way ;)

Hmmm pelo menos ultimamente só a das filipinas que eu saiba. E dantes havia uma Coreana mas acho que era um gajo a fazer larp.

Existe também uma coreana. Existe ou existia. Estava a aprender português por acaso.
Tenho o número de uma espanhola, de uma puta de merda da Sérvia e uma inglesa.
Mas dentro do general existe mais de 14 raparigas

post a picture please

>I'm at my mother's house now, so I don’t have my passport
are your parents divorced?

is divorce even a thing in Japan?

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>beta orbiters ITT
fuck sake

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I'm a goblin, so I can't post my pic

Rangeban the female race

My father died 1 year ago

Kiss me

>not knowing that if you spend enough time posting with the Jow Forums girls that one of them will fall in love with you
have fun being the ONLY one without an Jow Forums gf ahahahaha

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Então deve ser dos generals com mais delas!
Já malhaste alguma? :^)

>My father died 1 year ago
I am your new daddy now

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Thank you for your concern desu

>já malhaste alguma?
Nem com uma tuga, quanto mais com uma delas.
Fui "ghosted" por estas 3 raparigas.
Oh, e até no discord existe 5-6 raparigas

fuck off a girl gave me a (you) ITT

please stop harrassing me

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kek vadias de merda. mas destacaste essa Sérvia porque? ela é muito puta?
wtf, eu assumo que é tudo gajo até me dizerem o contrário

Go outside and kiss a real girl

pathetic

why do you speak english so well

if I give you enough (You) will you be my gf

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>wanting real girls instead of Jow Forums girls
oh my fucking sides this delusion

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>why do you speak english so well
It's wrong
My English is as bad as a 10 years old child

>if I give you enough (You) will you be my gf
No
If I actually meet you, I'll make you die, because I'm too ugly.

females of Jow Forums: give me (You)s

m*Les need not apply.

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>doesn't want (you)'s from girls

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Existe duas raparigas da Sérvia, mas a que tenho o número é uma puta por atenção.
>ela pede-me o número
>não ligo muito a ela apesar de ser 9/10
>envia-me uma selfie
>fico apanhado por ela nesse momento.
>passado 2 dias faço uma pergunta e ela não responde
>vai ao general dizer que não tem ninguém para falar e que não tem amigos

Todos no discord sabem o que ela é.
Uma vez apanhei-a no faces of Jow Forums a dizer que era feia para ganhar replies de betas. Falei com o erik e outra rapariga sobre o sucedido e o erik postou o perfil dela no faces of Jow Forums e disse "begone THOT"

Lembro-me até de uma vez falar mal dela e ainda me enviou mensagem a perguntar se fui eu. Até hoje ainda nem abri a mensagem.
Depois deixo-te no discord o perfil dela.

kys unfunny amerikan

I know you think you're meming but ironic orbiting is still cancerous

(You)

The only girl here is that sexy British boi in the face swap threads

>If I actually meet you, I'll make you die, because I'm too ugly.
there are more important things in this world than appearance

I would rather date a girl who browsed Jow Forums than a model desu

at least I know we have fairly similar interests and come from a similar base of internet culture

also I have a fetish for ugly girls

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kys retards.

I am female and cute
I post for the same reason as you

post pics :3

Have you always been a liar or did you just start recently?

>why do you post on Jow Forums?
This is the only fast moving board that is actually fun and I actually have learned about other countries and cultures here

> i think there are girls on Jow Forums

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Yes, there's girls here.
I like the banter here
This is me btw

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Leave Gaten alone you bitch

i am at that stage that i still deliberately orbiting posters that i already know is a male

>tfw too autistic to get a fake girl

There's no girls on the internet.

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...typed the 30+ year old, obese american english teacher

...

hi its me

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you wont send nudes on discord

we need to give faster internet to Australian

T H I C C C C C C C

:stop:

Does EVERY Brazilienne have an insane hip to waist ratio?

Who gives a shit

I like this board.
Yes, we do exist but often find this place boring
No, I'm ugly.
Whatever.

ur mom

Nsa(OP) knows that women browse Jow Forums by peeping them using his equipment to his advantage. Next he wants to know their background and which of these lass's are unsocial and depressessed (easy targets so to say)

You get my drift besides the obvious cockblocking?

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>why do you post on Jow Forums?
it's fun :P
>are you actually a female?
yes :D
>are you cute?
:3

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discord?

I like international cultures
Y-yes?
Maybe ._,

Why does everyone keep forgetting about rule 16?

>Brazil managed to create THICC asians
sasuga macaco science

you can recognize them by their idiotic posts
especially with posts that reply to multiple other posts, to act as if they are in the center of attention

>why do you post on Jow Forums?

I don't?
>are you actually a female?

Unfortunately.
>are you cute?

Will be after I lose 5 kilos.

I think I had a photo of you saved somewhere :-}

Hi cute girl from the north, wanna have a French boyfriend to cuddle with?

IMPOSSIBURU

idk
yes
maybe

Yeah, the one where you(?) tried to hide your face with your hands or something like that

Fuck you

do you have discord i shall judge you

This is the first time I post here but ok?

Stop asking every girl, you beta orbiter

roodposts not allowed

Tян?

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meh i just like finding girls willing to send me nudes that i wont run into in real life if i wanted sex right now id just go out