Anybody ever worked for a German company? Ever had a German boss?
German firms are pretty huge so I assume a few guys have. When I was in grad school the department was FULL of Germans and now I’m working the factory’s full of Germans everywhere (german chemical company).
They’re good people who probably work harder than me but goddamn they’re so german about EVERYTHING. Oh my god I want to be around normal people
Sage
Please elaborate
My brother's wife is German and she's autistic. I can't hold a conversation with her because of her lack of social skills. Germans are fucking weird.
>Oh my god I want to be around normal people
You know... to them, you're the abnormal one.
That’s the worst part
tfw you're an american with a german mother.
Ask them to say "soy sauce", "Lincoln", and "Squirrel".
Germans are the most kinkiest degen people when it comes to sex, Ive had German guys ask me to poop on them, also German porn is freaky and weird, you can also fuck in public in Germany and old men can legally expose their dicks to underage children, and rapists only get a few month in jail
for fucks sake the jews really let them have it after the war huh. Generations of brainwashing
> now I’m working the factory’s full of Germans everywhere (german chemical company)
You live in Southeast US, don't you. South Carolina?
>Germans are so degenerate they come to the most degenerated country in the world and asking tranny hookers to do degenerate things
No, public sex isn't legal and showing your dick to minors isn't legal either. Seriously, why is everyone meme'ing that Germans are degenerate? Sure they're boorish and dumb but not degenerate.
N-no you!
Germans are the absolute WORST in business, they do everything by paper, it's infuriating. I work in insurance and we have to have specially tried people just to deal with Germans just because they're so obtuse.
Americans aren't much better though. Several insurance companies here were bought up by Americans a few years ago and now they're renowned as extremely boring places to work because they're ruled with an iron fist
what are you? some slut from Rio?
*specially trained
>I work in insurance
>extremely boring places
and before working in insurance was party 24/7?
Yeah it's a big industry here. And believe it or not, yes it was. The London insurance market is very specialist and, and all the most specialist bits are done in Lloyds of London (look it up). It's all done in person, with people physically talking to each other, so having relationships is extremely important. This was the excuse for going to the pub all afternoon on company monet, to talk to brokers. You can't do that any more with American companies because they don't like you drinking
Why don't you just pull the trigger faggot
My turkish ex gf is now dating a yank soldier and he can't talk about anything except guns. He also claps after dinner.
Americans are fucking weird
>He probably doesn't even tip the asswipe boy
Germans have such crude manners
Germans and Swiss are both really socially awkward from my experience. It's not so much a question of being stiff or boring as having a weird sense of how conversations are supposed to go, though part of that could be my own doing as well.
Funny that you mention that. This is something he does too. He pulls out a dollar after sex, stuffs it deep into his gfs mouth and then says with an erotic voice "here's ya tip m'lady".
Really really strange
Now do you understand why peace in Europe is impossible as long as Germany exists?
Nuke it, now
Oh poland , that's so you :DD