I blame my mum for having me at the age of 34

I blame my mum for having me at the age of 34

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My mother had me at the age of 29. Was it still late?

My mum had me with age of 20. Was it still late?

My mum had me at 40...

34 is not late at all, being a failure of a person is your own fault

actually late

My mum had me at 5. Was it still late?

Everyone thinks she's my grandma

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My mom was 30, my dad was 46

Mum was 28, dad was 34.

I'm the second child.

Don't blame your mom if you're retarded.
But it's true you are, anyone spending their time here is.

I blame you for your poor decision making.

Mother had me at 40. My sister at 30.
Sister turned out normal and I'm here.

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My mother had me at 26 and I am still a failure, don't be sad.

Really? In what way are you not normal? They say boys who grow up with sisters are way more comfortable and well versed with women when they grow older

Mother had me at 12, she died post delivery.

>way more comfortable and well versed with women
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
I'm 23yo KHHV

My mum had me in her 40s but she looks young for her age so no one has ever thought that.

My dad early 40s, mom late 30s.

>34 is not late at all

Its really quite late.

I have 3 sisters and I'm a khv LOL

My mom got me at 38, ugly face, low test, depression, anxiety, kissless virgin at 25, raised by women only.

Who else /youngerdad/?

Mum was 30, Dad was 27.

My mother had me at 31, my father was 54
Is this that bad?

>ugly face, low test, depression, anxiety, kissless virgin at 25
When a spanish poster says things like this I always assume they're Heitor.

lol people who grow up around girls are half girls themselves

>mother was 40
>father was almost 50
I never stood a chance

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Pretty bad.
Any woman who marries someone so much older than her is definitely a gold digging whore.
Sorry to be one to tell you.

Weird, most guys i know who grew up with sisters are pretty alpha, they had 20 years to learn how women are.
Did you not speak to your sisters or something?

mum had me at 35

lost my virginity at 15 lul
turkish btw

>projecting this hard
my father was never rich or had a lot of money and my mother stayed with him through all the financial problems we had when I was a child

>tfw mom had me at 42

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My parents had me when they were 15 and 16.

Me

Nice.
Mine at 25 and 28, though I have an older brother.

their total shouldn't be above 70 but in this day and age where women are encouraged to have children with 40+ I guess it doesn't matter anymore until it all collapses

alhamdulillah

My mum had me when she was 28 and breastfed me until i was 5.

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if your mother was younger than 40 at the moment of your birth it means your family tree is plebian

What's wrong with that then?

stupidity and degeneracy, as usual

this
You nigger, you never say shit about any one's moms
Astaghfirullah

Being retarded is a combination of genetics and environnement.
If you got shit genes or your parents raised you badly that you end up a retard it's their fault.

My mom had me at 28 and my sister at 35, but she's still a lot more well-adjusted than I am.

I had your mum at the age of 20

my dad had me at age 60

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Your dad got pregnant at 60? impressive.

My mom had me at 30, had my sister at 28 she said I didn't like breast feed and I rarely cried, more like I was minding my own business. My sister turned out to be the most dependable person ever, she suffers deeply of depression and fucks up things by getting angry.

I blame your mum for having me at 16

>raised by women only
That's your problem

>german """"""""humor"""""''

Notas surprised, who you raped?

Also, born when my mother was 20. Virgin but had a single gf.

Mom was 26, dad 24.

My parents were 21 when they had me

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I used to work with a woman whose first pregnancy, at 55, resulted in twins. I wonder how the boys turned out.

Our dear President had his third son at the prime age of 70, his wife's 41.

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>mfw my mom had me at 32 and my 3.5 years older brother got the autism

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She hated me

my mom had me when she was almost 42

>lol people who grow up around girls are half girls themselves
god l wish that were me

Ouf, fucking gross. Old british hag having a child, ew, fuck.

Finnish sperm and eggs don't grown old as fast because alcohol works as a pickleing agent.

Mommy had me at 37.
I'm also the loser child, go figure.

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Thank god my mom had me at 18, i guess my father was around that age too but i don't have a clue about who he is