3 days until eurovision

she can barely sing because of her fucked up body but it doesn't matters because eurovision is a freak show and the weirdest freak is going to win
so far my bet is on her, unless austria comes up with bearded transgender 10 years old boy

fuck cyprus

Hopefully the hollandese poor mans McCree will win, it's one of the few songs that don't sound like trash and he's normal.

What, did you miss when Måns "Gas the Kikes" Zelmerlöw won?

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why the fuck do slavs keep singing in english when they don't speak a word of the language? it is obvious in their "pronouncation"

just look at this

youtube.com/watch?v=cKM8c-9rGC0

why didn't you protect her?

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You know remember Hungary

youtube.com/watch?v=hqM0AkP7zcI

youtube.com/watch?v=kO5PecEt14Q

The guy is dressed like a plantation owner with blacks underneath him dancing like retards. Umm...racist much?

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I thought Aussies were good at handling the banter? Maybe we shouldn't let them participate after all.

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Because she's an indo-abo mutt

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If Sweden sent a Vikangz LARPing entry like Denmark did they would win, the hype of medieval/vikings shit is big atm.

Honestly, one of the few I liked. The problem with Eurovision is that everyone sings in English and tries to be generic American pop. I got real respect for stuff like this and Occidentali's Karma, because there's no way they can win by singing in anything other than English, but they still choose to celebrate their culture on the international stage.

When the reheasel was uploaded pretty much all major Dutch newspapers critizised him.
One of the biggest newspapers here actually mentioned that his act looked as if he was a "Slaver."

Waylon called him out and pretty much said to fuck off.

Why didn't he come back with his female partner from 2014? He was much better singing soft-country.

One of my favorites this year desu

this one was good though

youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4

post good eurovision songs

wait, I just realised that this song was NOT for eurovision

my whole life was a lie

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Lena can fuck off

youtube.com/watch?v=HB_GnnhNz-8

our freak Dmitry Bilan actually won in 2008

This guy could bite Denmark's entry's head off.

youtube.com/watch?v=UTFec_mrD-c

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is there an archive of the last year's final thread?

youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU

youtube.com/watch?v=waYpnAexrUA

This is the one from the Eurovision: youtube.com/watch?v=pzmI3vAIhbE

>Dschinghis Khan - Dschinghis Khan

Can't wait

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youtube.com/watch?v=1TOMqZV2jA8

youtube.com/watch?v=e94dst20C9Y

russia should have sent this guy again

youtube.com/watch?v=-w-2K9U8UIs

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Someone made a parody of the Israeli entry called Goy kek

youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Mgrr1Nkx0

EESTI
youtube.com/watch?v=fKijywGH4gM

I was such a ripoff that he didn't win that year.

>tfw want to be golden boy but will always be chronically depressed ashkenazi

romania kek

youtube.com/watch?v=OV3xp5ZXSYA

He had good vocals, but the performance was too over the top. Russia was just so desperate to win that they threw everything into it that it came off as overkill.

We unironically deserved to win that year.

youtube.com/watch?v=5ymFX91HwM0

It's sad how this is way better than the original.

based kike

Greece is probably my favourite country in Eurovision 2bh.

youtube.com/watch?v=_AfrOZersNk
youtube.com/watch?v=FdZzklXoAOg
youtube.com/watch?v=wfqOrMlwOjs

And just for the qt:
youtube.com/watch?v=4HIk_7ZTBkM

why is she rubbing her hands?

>We unironically deserved to win that year
this
she got way more jury votes than the ukrainian one but televotes had to ruin it

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lol

Jury votes are always shit though

Probably going to vote for Germany in the final.

I miss my daddy too ;_;

youtube.com/watch?v=Evx0aAF79-E

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For a completely ignorant of the subject Paki can anyone please tell me who are the favorites, if there are any before it starts?

Is there any like the epic sax guy

for me Eurovision means EPIC SAX GUY

youtube.com/watch?v=gy1B3agGNxw

The jury is what will stop Israel from winning this year. Televoters are morons who just vote their neighbours. Turkey used to get 12 points from Germany every year because of the diaspora voting kek.

except for that year
The Australian was much much better

I'm a brainlet monkey, please don't bully
Why are non european countries like Israel and Australia taking part in a contest called "Eurovision" ?

she is cleaning her hands for the shekels

The Chinese Century must be stopped!

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Is it me or didnt they send a crippled girl last year too? Do they think that sending cripples and retards will somehow win them anything in an european competition? At least the booing wont be so severe since shes a retard.

Wait, they sent her again?

Favourites are Israel, Norway and Estonia.

Epic sax guy came back last year. I think they came like second or third.

youtube.com/watch?v=SWaQdHoCvYk

Israel will never win the Eurovision again.

They tried sending her last year to Ukraine but the Ukrainians banned Russia from participating kek. So they're trying again now.

>Why are non european countries like Israel and Australia taking part in a contest called "Eurovision" ?
Your guess is as good as ours

They didn't want to send her. They sent her the last time so Ukraine could look bad for not allowing her in due to legal issues, Russia had a laugh, then they were like

>oh shit we'll look like compelte jerkoffs if we don't have her participate this time
>well what does she sound like
>OH
>OH NO NO NO
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Also let's not forget that last year everyone presumed Italy was going to win with its >100m views on Youtube.
In ended on 6th place eventually.

>Why are non european countries like Israel and Australia taking part in a contest called "Eurovision" ?

Israel is allowed to compete because it's within the zone of the European Broadcasting Area. That also includes countries like Morocco, Egypt, Lebanon etc, which can all compete if they want too.

We were invited to compete because Eurovision is popular for some reason here.

That's why the contest is so bullshit, the Italian entry is one of the best songs to come out of eurovision
youtube.com/watch?v=-OnRxfhbHB4

It's all hype.
I even liked Bulgaria much more than Porugal but everyone memevoted for the epic portugese man

youtube.com/watch?v=BTMli8U17MM

youtube.com/watch?v=J9YvJf-ipMU

We actually had a good entry until it was found out he ripped off a christian song from the 80's. Now we will finish last with the most boring song to ever been composed.

youtube.com/watch?v=_TmsizKe0lI

Inshallah and Alhamdolillah

Why the fek are the kikes in Eurovision
they arent even in Yoorup?
is this the whiteoids kissing kike ass kinda of thing?

I watch eurovision every year, but I think it's horrible parade of latest trends in faggotry.

>is this the whiteoids kissing kike ass kinda of thing?

the melody of the first song seems so familiar, as if I heard it before
Is it similar to this one?
youtube.com/watch?v=GME3fMeK5ts
funny thing, his surname is almost the name of the town I currently live

youtube.com/watch?v=TytCXURmtZ4

Foi esta a musica que ele plagiou. Agora desde que o Sobral ganhou só mandamos merda sérias pa ganhar em vez de mandar memes.

youtube.com/watch?v=XAEjQXzW4Uc
It's gay and clever, because the LGBT community loves this contest and may vote for this song in mass.

>because there's no way they can win by singing in anything other than English
I think our soiboy managed to prove this wrong last year.

He didn't rip off anyone ffs, it's just that the melody is so fucking basic that it was left exposed to haters (dude's mainstream) comparing it to some obscure song no one knows and accuse it of plagiarism.

Our song ain't that bad, don't expect us to turn into a eurovision superpower all of a sudden.
That MV is boring shit, but I think the song works well enough live.

Para além dos Homens da Luta e daquela loira pimba, não temos mandado memes. Só merda verdadeiramente aborrecida.

sorry, the eurovision live version was garbage and I like the song too

Bulgaria's song was generic crap. Belgium should have been the song to rival with ours.

Shitty europolitics

What's Eurovision?

Eurovision is disgusting

only good song so far.

>Also let's not forget that last year everyone presumed Italy was going to win

The Portuguese Autist (Emperor of Germany) was presumed to win and won by a landslide. That was not even in question that he would not win from the start to the end.

>Ching ching

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Why are we in Eurovision?
It's for fags, not for the likes of the tough israelite

Katawa Shoujo?

Don't worry, I hear Norway cancelled this year.

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Is the only appeal of this to root on your country? All these acts would not be out of place on the shitty music TV shows that most Europeans rightfully shit on.

>Root for

*against

I root against when I hate the song.

Really glad this garbage ""song"" got trashed by the jury.
youtube.com/watch?v=fhMbHLiEjS4

Yeah at the finals.
But before it started everyone thought Italy was going to win.