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graduating today lads

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>check up on old friend from highschool
>he is now an anime nonce
hmst

the gf

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>______ on suicide watch
>How will ______ ever recover?
>______ eternally BTFO

Why do these make me laugh so much? Any other examples?

ring roads?

male piss hole

same but he is some hotshot at Apple

getting bored of wanking. feels like such a chore. bored of looking at holes, all looking the same, every day for 15 years.

don't go to the uni but i live in exeter and everyone there at uni is some rich cunt from london.
the guys that got kicked out and the whistleblower are both cunts just different varieties

worried if I get kidney stones because of my narrow urethra

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because you're a pathetic redditor

anyone else feel like they haven't grown or matured since they were 15

Imagine a 1st world city with only whites.

that's basically everyone

the reason the so-called "soyboys" do that stupid look when they take a photo is that they're scared of looking like they take themselves seriously
they reject themselves as people, and instead derive identity from consumption

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No, things like this

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what are some of the good qualities of londoners?

always feel like this after i finish having a wank

You're as bad as they are.

...

won't happen coz capitalism prefers brown people

Thats deep man, thx for responding.

Ben Shapiro BRINGS DOWN THE HAMMER On My Cultural Marxist BOLLOCKS

It's called Israel

That's what you'll feel like forever if you're a rightwinger. The small child's I want everything mentality.

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will make her my bride

pooicide watch is the superior version

Always wondered about this image if these are the yank equivalent of ice cream trucks

I know I know, Im not particularly interested in sport though so it's not a long term solution

I'm glad we have a strong heritage preservation lobby in this country. Other European countries happily demolish ancient cathedrals to make way for car parks and Lidl stores.

archive.is/g4mfx
hate people who feel like reporting their own friends is "the right thing to do." it just undermines the trust in friendships of everyone else in the world and gets you a few days of hollow praise.

THIS IS NOT A TEST
OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM

The amount of people who know who post here is scaring me. Is there nothing better to do than post on Jow Forums?

>emotional labour

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same but he is some hotshot at McKinsey

what is it then?

people thought i was retarded when i told them that's how i felt
you think they are just lying to themselves?
don't give a fuck about politics really

Israel is full of brown people.

happy to help
streetwear azns do the same thing

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Peng (aside from the tats) but sounds fucking insufferable

not really

>peng
hello nigger

Actually they're shipping all the brown people out

turtle tip: you should stay away from any women that unironically uses the term "emotional labour"

>nigger

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hello fellow brit

shall be hanging myself in exactly one hour

Why on earth do people rate bape clothes? Has baffled me for a long time.

Never seen a chinese person having fun. Never seen them out in parks playing football, or just laying around on the grass on a hot day, or eating ice cream and texting and smiling or laughing. They're a slave race, all they ever do is work or be in the process of going to work

broke my phone on thursday night by repeatedly hitting it against a table "to make it work"

ah another date with my tanned italiano girl in progress

not yet had the chance to see her arse, quite hopeful though

>aside from the tats
Eh, mate welcome to the real world. Everyone has them now.

bizarre post

*sucks teeth* wite rasclaarts to /britfeel/ yu get me yeh?/?

Story lad?
Did you fall for the mentally ill thot gimmick?

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it's a rapper thing
also they are distinctive and expensive

hate how much this little weasel looks like me.

weirds me out and hurts my head because you'd show anyone that and they'd think that was me 10-12 years ago, but i never took this photo.

want to track the origin of this down

quietly hopeful for more turtle tips

ah yes, the bitchboy of brussels is here

It has some truth to it tho.

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i have, they just do it with other chinese people

>on the 'chon on a date
can't be going well

cringe

live in a city so it's a bit unavoidable innit

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Why do we all look scruffy and unshaven these days? We look too casual outside in t shirts, jeans and trainers. We need to start shaving properly again. Don't fedora me, you know it's true. We go out dressed like slobs whilst you see all the old boys in sharply dressed suits and polished shoes. I put it down to abandoning God and subsequently our morals.

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Ahh yes, the gimmick of finding tanned females attractive... one of the many reasons that wh*Toid females age like milk.

never seen a black suck their teeth either so i dont get the meme

Not these brown people; I mean mizrahi and sephardi jews. Eritrean nogs are a thing too, however.

how is it being held up?

can anyone put suncream on my back

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haha classic

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>never seen a black suck their teeth
just wypipo things

did i say i was on the date you melon head

leftoids wont like this

look quite handsome in mirrors and reflections but i literally look 12 on webcam camera

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why? even if we aren't compatible i'd still graduate early

An excess of soy in the bloodstream causes a person to react strangely to bright flashing lights. In this case a camera flash, the person will exhibit a widening of the jaw and opening of the mouth.

You'll see this in a text book in the coming years.

Everybody in this thread would be arrested if it was posted on Tw*tter or Faceb*k.

>hypebeast
>clout
>streetwear
Ahh yes, the slang of today's high school students.

yeah

cant help but laugh at all the men with english gfs

The era between the 1930s and 1950s was an exceptional time that was specifically more conservative than any other time in history. The 19th century was more liberal than the 1950s. The point is, you're just meming for an era that was shit for everybody.

>ah another date with my tanned italiano girl in progress

so it's in progress but you're not on the date?

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Such families always look so fake. You just know that deep inside they are absolutely unhappy, hate each other and their own lifestyle.