>be Italy
>cultural centre of the Western world
>religious centre of the Catholic world
>all civilised countries use their alphabet
>only Southern European county that's still economically relevant
>used to rule the world, exported civilization to western Europe
>all major European colonial empires(British, French, Spanish, Portuguese) were just breakaway Roman provinces(Britannia, Gallia, Hispania, Lusitania) trying to impress Italia with their empire building exploits
>arguably the best cuisine in the world
>the cutest Med girls and handsomest Med men
why is Italy so perfect Jow Forums?
Be Italy
Zachary Foster
Hudson Peterson
Shame they can't win a Sensha-do match.
Jeremiah Barnes
Romans were nords not m*doids
Christian Adams
>Romans were nords
Jason Gutierrez
Southern Italy is a huge shithole. Southern Spain is too but not as much, at least there is no crime.
Connor Campbell
Not every Italian is a med
David Gutierrez
Is that why they come here to work as bus drivers and waiters?
Carson Sanders
Terroni are not Italians
Carson Cox
Italy is French clay.
Gabriel Adams
Oh really now?
Leo Lewis
Never were, never will be
Blake Brooks
DAS RITE
Ayden Lewis
SPAGHETTI
Carson Jenkins
putana
Chase Evans
my ancestor :)
Matthew Mitchell
It's because Pizza, that's why.
James Reed
spaghetti is the lowest form of pasta
Ryder Price
Aaron Morris
What would a Slav know about pasta
Robert Diaz
I want to eat Carpaccio
Hudson Gutierrez
Why are you telling me?
Charles Ross
Itlay is overrated
Josiah Clark
that all other forms of pasta are superior
Matthew Walker
Carpaccio is taken
Samuel Hall
because of their spaghett
Jace Martin
Or maybe that you should get back to eating raw badger hearts or whatever the fuck you savages eat
Michael Peterson
>talk shit about pasta
>italian starts calling you a savage
can't make this up
Camden Foster
To be fair, most foreigners never had real pasta How many of these are known outside of Italy?
Anthony Ramirez
tipico cucco piddino con la vocazione ad eterno cameriere, sempre pronto a mettersi a novanta davanti al primo straniero ed a lanciarsi in forzatissime elegie adulatorie mentre si asciuga la fronte imperlata di sudore
Ryan Hall
I know a lot of them
Carson Perez
You can get all these at Olive Garden
Isaiah Miller
>La pasta con la sarda รจ siciliana
Ma veramente?
Jackson Hall
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t. la bestia da soma
Leo Baker
If they have pizzoccheri, I'm going to drink a whole bottle of Braulio
Angel Robinson
NO! Stop this lesbian blasphemy!
Brandon Rivera
why is he kicking away the fettuccine?
Ryder Williams
because it's american
Easton Williams
Jace Smith
Never met an Italian that knew what chicken Alfredo is.
Jackson Barnes
Popped a boner tbqh
Bentley Young
It's because chicken Alfredo is an american dish.
Christopher Cooper
Hina-chan x Taka-chan is canon
I know it hurts but you have to realise that Carpaccio is destined to end up with the best girl(Caesar)
David Roberts
Italians/South Europe never ruled the world. What are you smoking?
Tyler Flores