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mate of mine got his balls annihilated by maisie outside an underage club in carlow

God bless UK for slags

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what car does your dad drive?

pic related

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tarq deano

don't know why all you autists get so angry at meghan markle she's actually quite attractive

(thumbsup)

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slags are just what black hoes are in America

h-how?

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I'm not sure i follow

put it in terms of revenue and cost

NIssan Micra

youtube.com/watch?v=8fElraViW08&t=7

yank mutt who will defile the royal blood line

me this weekend

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niggermobile

Sersh turned him down then when he went in an alley to cry la goblina inglesa jumped on him and savaged his scrote in her teeth.

does anyone remember aussie masie bro from like 2014? what happened to him?

Haha, she's out with her friends in a city across the country partying and I'm sat here alone, drinking and trying to forget about her. Love this life

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aut

this is so fucking nasty

vocaroo.com/i/s1rKh8wVqYEY

Let's make vocaroos!

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i'VE GOT TO ADMIT IT'S GETTING BETTER
A LITTLE BETTER
ALL THE TIME

youtu.be/hkRHp4VlKcE

Don’t get angry personally, don’t give a flying shit about the royal family myself.

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lads ever had a female (male) friend you're not sexually attracted to yet you want to see her all the time for no reason

I do so love them
Except some of them are actually fuckable unlike the black hoes.

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Markle is older than Harry, mixed race broken home trash, divorced, carousel kween.
BAD move. FEW SUCH CASES

Just goyim things.

How long have you been a NEET lads?

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*hears you've seen his gay myspace posts*

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Have you ever been in proximity to these black hoes? Some of them look decent on these apps and so on, but within their own community at least 90 percent of them are rubbish and almost all of them are totally bad in mental and social terms.

that cat is way too fat

nice girl

You forgot to mention she's a fucking Yank.

she's fine but I mean, he's a prince
he'd have women queueing up round the block and that's who he went with?

need a troye sivan bf

walk on
walk ooooon
with hoooope
in your heart
and you'll neeeeeever walk
aloooone

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>She's turned the weans against us!

dont care that shes not white
its the fact that shes a hollyweirdo divorcee that irks me

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youtube.com/watch?v=zN2BGzN6bqw

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hate life and myself

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looks like I'm worth $700

I have none of those things.

They're nasty m8. Ridden with STDs, batshit crazy, unironically technically retarded, and half the black women in the US are obese this isn't a exaggeration it comes from statistics.

>He is Jewish; his father was born to a Jewish family and his mother converted to Judaism.[9] Sivan attended Carmel School, a private Modern Orthodox school, until 2009 when he started distance education.[10]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troye_Sivan
ah yes

tbf to her if the genders were switched i'd probably find this quite funny so I can appreciate the joke

Annie Leonhart general

how do i feel by the end of the day
(are you sad because you're on your own?)

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nationalcrimeagency.gov.uk/index.php/most-wanted-hub/item/66-sarah-panitzke

the gf

the prices would make sense then

only have 24 images in my slag folder and 6 are niamh

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so what?

You're worth less than a can of baked beans.

Christ, sort yourself out man.

how bad is it if i'm 21 and have never had a job?
graduated from uni last year with a first but haven't been able to get a job since then
should i go to the jobcentre

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none
not even fucking woman for christs sake

>niamh
>pronounced neev

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>work at restaurant
>manager puts up a notice telling us not to eat the food even if it's been sent back or was wrong, as it is still theft
>even though it'll just go in the bin otherwise

Why?

yes I get by with a little help from myself
oh I get high with a little help from myself
gonna die with a little help from myself

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literal child

begone

at spoons

Is she like that criminal businesswoman in Breaking Bad season 5?

>only have 24 images in my slag folder

Do you not have that Russian's rar? Had some 20k slag pics

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Im pretty sure most girls would shose a can of baked beans over spending any time with me.

power trip by toilberg

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you have a shitty manager
when i worked in a kitchen i was able to eat anything i wanted so long as we weren't low on that particular item

Remove STDs and you have the thot experience as it stands among the purest whitoid phenotype. Worth it in a physical sense if you take precautions.

Moon-faced Polish slag.

peng ting

HATE yanks

it belongs to the company whether it's raw or cooked you bellend

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me brother went oxford and got a masters n all but it took him a couple years after a ton of rejections. hes doing fine now but me mam got a bit miffed at him doing nowt is all
cant be THAT uncommon i reckon, especially with all the mickey mouse degrees out there

Boxing main event about to start ok

There is a cultural myth that American women are more promiscuous and straightforward about sex than British women. Although this may have been true in the past statistics show that British women are actually in fact more promiscuous than American women.

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hmm no
I am very picky about the slags I save

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ok

quality post

theres a funky nigger jive turkying outside my front door
hes twisting my melon with his tribal monkey grooves

oi
what's he doing now?
had a few interviews but no luck on my end
might ask some of my relatives if they know about any opportunities or something

lads what does it mean if i'm 0.5% Ashkenazi Jewish

he did it

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What's a toilberg? Seen this phrase a few times recently

Sounds like it. One of the managers let me have a customer's burger for my lunch, it had only been sent back because they didn't want lettuce in it. So I guess not all of them are bad at least

If it's been sold then doesn't it technically belong to the customer?

awrite luv fancy a go on me minge?

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how do you not want to shag your sister

just squose out a pearl of cum