/brit/

damn

awwwwwwwwwwwww hell nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>yanks
>anglo

broke up with the gf lads

sex before marriage is sin

>mfw I could kill everyone here in a one on one fistfight

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>french cucknadian
not even mad because everyone knows you all are subhuman

meant the ontarians

I highly doubt that

*blocks your path*

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speaking of yanks and elevators, prepare to HOWL at this video

youtube.com/watch?v=mtaUrQBhF8g

looking up the prices of escorts lads and they want lowest £50 for 30 minutes lads

fucking state I thought this was supposed to be cheap, literally billionaires charging £100's for an hour or two

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PEEPO JUS CAEM OUT HEE AND GETTIN HEELA MUNNI YO. LOOKA ALL DIS MUNNI ON DA FLOOR YO. ALL DIS MUNNI. DA POOLEECE IS HEE NOW LOOKA ALL DIS MUNNI. U SHUDA SEEN IT. LOOKA ALL DIS MUNNI. DEY ALL TWENNIES. ALL DIS MUNNI RIGHT HEE. DIS MAN CAME GOTTA BAG O MUNNI YO. LOOKA ALL DIS MUNNI. ALL DIS MUNNI ON DA HIGHWAY. DO U SEE DIS YO. LOOKA ALL DIS MUNNI

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why are the best ones always damaged?

>lads
fuck off, dave

*shoots you*

lmao nice fists you faggot

>dabble
means you just have a passive interest and read about it a bit on wikipedia
how is it possible that the entirety of the female race is devoid of hobbies and skills?

I bet her third eye is basically granite at this point

Glad you could join us T'pol.

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>Unemployment in Britain is now just 4.5%. There are only 1.49 million unemployed people in the UK, versus 32 million people with jobs.

>This is almost unheard of. Unemployment was most recently this low in December 1973, when the UK set an unrepeated record of just 3.4%.

>The problem with this record is that the statistical definition of "unemployment" relies on a fiction that economists tell themselves about the nature of work. As the rate gets lower and lower, it tests that lie. Because — as anyone who has studied basic economics knows — the official definition of unemployment disguises the true rate. In reality, about 21.5% of all working-age people (defined as ages 16 to 64) are without jobs, or 8.83 million people, according to the Office for National Statistics.

>That's more than four times the official number.

who /21.5%/ here

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the absolute STATE of burgerstan

can you choose by race/ethnicity? wouldnt mind a nice asian lass

part of the 4.5%

i made this joke first and expect my royalty check to becoming in the mail from this post

>go to bar in yankland
>chat to people
>yank girls realise I’m not local
>’oh my god are you like from England? Say something! ‘
>don’t leave me alone for the rest of the night

would be flattered if they weren’t generally uggos

One (You) coming straight up

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why is there such a disparity

Kek, WTF.

Why are they throwing out the 1.49m figure then?

muh zero hour contracts

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am very fond of short hair on cute girls
Shame only mentals have hair like that

No you didn't

How does this one image get replies every. single. thread?

what's the official justification for mass immigration when there are 8 million britons out of work?

Leftism is the death of Western Civilization

Who would have thought.

I know a nigger studying electrical engineering who has a weave that looks like that

Voyager's quality takes a nose dive faster than any other Star Trek, even in the reverse order.

i'm number one

>For decades, economists have agreed on an artificial definition of what unemployment means. Their argument is that people who are taking time off, or have given up looking for work, or work at home to look after their family, don't count as part of the workforce.

I think 4.5% is just people on the dole
the rest of those people aren't working full time, aren't on the dwp's system, or working zero hour contracts and so are essentially doing part time

it doesn't help that wage growth is dead

once asked a short haired girl out and then when she showed up for our date she turned it into a giant spiked mohawk

was absolutely embarrassed and quiet most of the night

oy vey remember the 6 trillion

>leftism

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china is literally more leftist than most of europe if not all of it

You are a number one more like, heheh

I told the joke first.

makes the govt look good

not sure why this is news to you. I learned this when I was a freshman in high school. there is no need to include them in the statistic because they aren't economically productive

enterprise is honestly alright

Let me rephrase what I said: "Socialism with Western characteristics" is the death of the Western World. "Socialism with Chinese characteristics" on other hand seems to be doing quite well.

labour can never be too cheap for the middle and upper classes

they don't give a fuck about the conditions of anyone else, no matter how much they preach about diversity. it all comes down to money. these are the same cunts whose parents were lording it over the nigs and pajeets.

enterprise is the only good star trek

Hey user... Y-blockbuster! For sure heem yourself, my man, 100%. Alright, what else ya got, Chin?

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Lies

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Gay_Girl_In_Damascus

social progressiveness isn't socialism

If 5 I'll get drunk at home
If evens I'll go to bed
everything else=rollie

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left and right are more important when discussing culture and attitudes, not economics
China is much more culturally right-wing than Europe. Scandinavia is suicidally left-wing in the cultural sense

Hmm yes if only we could be more like China *has a gdp per capita on par with mexico*

lofi bitches to vibe and propose to

Agreed. Enterprise is consistently bland while Voyager just becomes horrible.

>not sure why this is news to you.
Who said it was, fat cunt?

NEED a Jewish gf, lads...

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>advertise skilled jobs to Britons and the only responses are from unskilled people
>advertise skilled jobs to foreigners and the job gets filled by someone with the skill
You tell me

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THAT'S IT

YOU PEOPLE HAVE STOOD IN MY WAY LONG ENOUGH.

I'M GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE.

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epic!
us /brit/ posters right???

The whole point about China is that it's growing at a crazy rate. You're completely retarded to just perform a zero-order extrapolation and completely dismiss the future potential of China.

life is strange lads

Absolute fucking state of this brainlet post. Thick bastard

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yeah

was absolutely idiotic to not have decimated the yellow race around the turn of the last century. It was obvious even then the potential east asia had

Yeah I'm retarded mate just wish my country could be more like China *dies from poisoned milk*

probably cos china is actually run by a communist party and not thatcherites

I’ll fuck you till you love me

>the yellow race

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>muh china

learn to compete or learn to accept your doomed fate
simple as

TELL ME ABOUT CORBYN

WHY DOES HE DICK THE SPIC?

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And I'll hurt you 'till you need me
You scuff your heels and you spit on your shoes
You do nothing with reason
One day you catch a train
Never leaves the station

>China encourages youth to read Marx on his 200th anniversary

>they discover he was a socially-conservative capitalist-accelerationist who didn't expect communism until the late stages of development

China's kind of communism is not like a westerner's kind of communism

China's national ideology is authoritarian pragmatism.

hmm yes just imagine if we could exploit the hundreds of millions of peasants who are currently living in the 19th century and take advantage of the monumental amounts of natural resources in our country, imagine how fast our economy would grow

Because it's the current year and dating an oppressed PoC is progressive.

he's a commie

idaho yank here

doing vocaroo requests if anyone wants to hear my dreadful voice

youtube.com/watch?v=VxE7Fi6jH54

need to try this challenge

Well that and the politicians bringing them in figure they can keep them as a voting block for the future if the native population won't go along with their stupid policies.
Then they have the welfare and special interests card to play with demographics who hold no endearment towards the nation it's self just like the democrats have done over here with the blacks and now with the Hispanics which are a bit more complicated because many of them realize their home countries became shitoles because of this.