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I may be shit at making threads but at least I have a god tier waifu.

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I'm a black british incel who votes labour

mister gates i don't feel so good

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>announcing a report

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Have any of you ever met a Yank in real life?

still better than windows 10

What do you guys think of that DJ Khaled thing. I thought society wasn't meant to shame people for their sexual preferences? Can't image people would urge a celebrity man to leave his wife if said wife receives but doesn't give oral sex.

The weird thing is soon after that happened women started to mock men who enthusiastically declared they always gave oral sex to their gf/wife.

/brit/'s finest

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m-m-moosie I don't feel so good

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If the AV vote hadnt failed it would have been easier but muh costs too much and asking an electorate that was presumably happy with the way things were got in the way

If there were someone invested in staying in this shithole and wants to see it improve id say the effort should be to form a party/movement based on political reform akin to ukip or the suffragettes and to tirelessly push it onto the agenda

Unfortunately my solution to how shit the uk isnt to waste my life fighting to improve it but simply to improve my life by creating a good cv in london and fucking off to a better country never planning to return to this dire pit for more than a week or two

win10 isn't all bad for casual use
has a cool feature where you can reformat your hard drive and keep your OS

THEY SPIT ON MY IN MY HOMELAND

I don't eat pussy either

don't understand social conservatism

I'm about to reformat your FACE, Jake

>hating a soothsayer like DJ Khaled
yup, it's a roastie

Yeah, a few went to my uni (Nottingham). I overheard one having an conversation with her friend saying she was from Maryland and had two grandfathers that worked for the U.S. government-one in the Navy and one in the NSA.

Didn't know why she would go to a post-industrial shithole like Nottingham though, even if it was only one year.

Did you fug any?

Shut up and fuck off to your own general

Sorry lad, can't have AV, soldiers need bulletproofs vests and hospitals need maternity wards

dont care virgin

NOT MY NAME BRUCE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

what dj khaled thing

hmm yes, where you planning to go?
hate it, feels bloated af, hope react OS gets good before 7 is antiquated

blow me down, boo boo

>having the name Jake
I immediately imagine a pipsqueak of a man having it

Av in itself was shit. We need proprtionate representation and good stodgy coalitions

rate my future wife

btw i plan on eating her pussy everyday when we live together

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>where you planning to go?
Either to do another stint in continental europe or just do a lucky dip of random developing countries where my expertise might be put to some sort of use

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pacing around my room before posting the n-word

Nah, I'm a sperg and they were probably already used to superior quarterback dick back home. I wouldn't be able to compete even I tried.

when you trying to be finna woke but the lit truth too spicy

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best of luck then

He said he refused to eat pussy but expected women to suck his dick. Everyone got mad.

bet thainonce gets bullied by the thaichads

Even if i chance upon misfortunes abroad -though the last time i lived abroad it was thoroughly brilliant -its simply better than wasting my life on this miserable island

let's be fair, sucking a little dick and sticking a tongue up an axe wound are two very different risk assessments

>thaichads
all thai """"men"""" are on the ol' 'mones

Is your local kebab cook brotier ?

i hate weebs

love weebs

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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morning lads

thought it'd be something worth caring about the way you phrased it

Dont eat fastfoof

God I'd love to be a slag shagging someone new weekly

>let's be fair, sucking a little dick and sticking a tongue up an axe wound are two very different risk assessments

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Emma Watson loves me and wants to have sex with me.

anyone watch the man punching the other man last night

this but unironically

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Whats the same about Emma Watson and Jimmy Saville?

They both had the body of a teenage boy

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iktf lad, you have to do it or you'll just regret not taking a chance.

was quite a sight
couldn't believe the outcome

>I'd love to be a slag
Let me stop you there

nigga's a trashbag ahaha

Im just building up my cv in london for the next year or so. Got a cushy job atm and getting (london-based) transfers and training so im just milking it and then going to start applying abroad

Still thinking about the ex

hi everybody

who wanna talk to me

australians are just stupid versions of yanks

xanax literally cures autism

>still thinking

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At least Yanks don't think they're funny.

sounds like a good way of going about it

...

>In adulthood, Stalin measured 5 feet 4 inches

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Suck a dick, tea drinkers.

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there are too many white men in general

Is radiotherapy a good sign?

In all fairness Stalin was born in 1878 in a 3rd world country

Really bad

so thats why he killed so many people

6ix9ine is intp and a chad

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business idea:

do lots of good deeds in this life, kill myself and let God recognise my positive contribution so I'm not born ugly and short in the next life

killing yourself is a sin, init?

I am not as mad now as I found out that he is in trouble not for shouting at her but for posting it online and including her name. Bit mean of him to do that tbqhwy.

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finna get breakfast

Wish christianity hadnt been invented

>To give the impression that he was taller, he wore stacked shoes, and stood on a small wooden platform during parades

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the wheel on my mouse keeps not working

probably dust trapped

Okay this is epic.

Watching neo-simpsons

do you like me man

Dire

i don't mean mechanically, like it won't scroll down the page and i have to press it to get it to start doing it again

Was born July 28th 1998

sure :) x
oh

Fuck off child

underage