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feel guilty being turnt at this ungodly hour
what would toilberg think

listening to the psychedelic furs

what an awful name for a band

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ah so this is america

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solo una broma, no hay razón para ponerse triste tu virgin freak

youtube.com/watch?v=erA3WQE9Zes

i wanabe
someone
else

love laughing internally at normies

youtube.com/watch?v=hziG9Nr6KHU

love burt bacharach

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I swear it gets so lonely sometimes
Please just hold me one time
Fuck these hoes and fuck life
I've been waitin' here all damn night
Not one call or text from you
You're the same as my ex, fuck you
Damn, bitch

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would fucking hold you til your heart cums don't care who knows

literally karma for being a dickhead for your whole career

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44019175

huns and mancs raging

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44020235

fuck the junior doctors lads

haha

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>went out with the lads last night
>called 11pm curfew - work this morning
>actually picked up a qt blondie didn't leave hers till 6am
curfew a shit

cannae believe he's found a way to upstage wenger again

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

about to go to the park with the protogf

a saga of the mid 2010s in four parts

You're right, "pro-life" groups really should be strongly encouraging contraception. It's also why you don't see "pro-life" politicians strongly supporting things like food and medical assistance to low-income mothers. If you want to limit abortions, the two most logical things to do are to (1) provide access to contraception and (2) make it easy for young and low-income mothers to choose to carry pregnancies to term that they would otherwise not be able to support.

That doesn't happen because the abortion debate really isn't, and never has been, about just what the "starting point of life" is. It's not like there was some ivory tower debate between philosophers that then spilled out into the wider consciousness, with one side advocating birth and another conception. Opposition to abortion has always been inextricably linked to contraception and women's rights in general.

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

nary a pixel

about to brew a cuppa

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nick cannon's character is the best in blacc panther and it's not even close

dont get why anyone stays in this fuckhole country

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she cute!

>praxeology
ahahahahahahahah

just kick out all the foreigners and watch the wages increase

Really is the perfect look for my gf

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sick argument

Hooray for Estonia!

wait, there are girl train austists?

black panther was extremely underwhelming.

i loved the cross over in thor ragnarok and infinity war makes it seem like capt america/buckie know t'challa much better than the others so i was like they must have had a cool cross over adventure like thor and hulk had in the other movie.

but it wasn't anywhere near as epic and capt america didn't even appear in the end credits to make t'challa's introduction in infinity war make sense.

i suppose shouldn't have watched them out of order

but capt america should have been in black panther if audiences wouldn't have thought it was racist to have a stronger white character take over a black man's script

Met him at a pub in Euston once, shook his hand and thanked him for his work - had a quick chat haha

Please this is reminding me way, way too much of the ex

it's because we're bad at learning other languages

Euston should be nuked

HAT

The top 3 best Marvel movies in no particular orderARE
Iron Man
Infinity War
Doctor Strange

simple as

cokelad here went to a actual club for the first time since last christmas and chadded it up like you wouldn't believe. one girl who i got off with was a peadiatric nurse and i asked her how she copes with dying kids and she said "i'm making a bad situation bearable by being a good nurse and caring for them well". i asked her if terminal child cancer and a parents worst nightmare is reponsive to "good nursing". then she said "well we do have on... cancer doctors". hen i asked her if she thought i was too stupid to know the word "oncologist". this killed the vibe totally but she wasn't very attractive so i get more fun out of humiliating her than fucking her

>tfw you will never live out your days taking trips on trains to the middle of nowhere with your qt gf

who is she and why is she a train autist

>le quirky library girl

What a fucking bore. There's only one of you and literally thousands of them birds.

You'll be fine, m8

mong

Grow up

Meeting the ex-FWB for breakfast :^)

no there aren't
They're all much uglier or turn into middle class slags

I've been dating for a long time and they're not common

Dying at an old age is "karma"? Lol what, everyone dies you know

Hello child

crazy why so many polacks seem to come to sweden and uk to work when this graph exists :O

Just had a shower

yeah but his head is flushed with blood because he's a dick

hello daddy~

Me in the glasses

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5696237/Revellers-dress-JIMMY-SAVILE-Bank-Holiday-weekend-descends-boozy-carnage.html

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>i like old man die bcos he make man kick ball

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9 to 5 gaming

wages are still better here than in poland lol.

Wank my willy
Willy wank me

that rock of gibraltar stuff is well shady

he should have been made to answer for that befoe his passing

this country is an embarrassment

alex ferguson being a dickhead is nowt to do with mankickball. only as much as it has to do with horse racing as well. it's just his innate personality as a hun

youtube.com/watch?v=MPUeX8LbA2c

raaaaah

If newspapers in foreign countries went around photographing trashy areas at the weekend we would see much the same sort of photos I think.

because they already speak english or german, nobody wants to waste their life on an irrelevant country and language

legit like it though
youtube.com/watch?v=VYOjWnS4cMY

High school love
And everything's alright, yeah

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my cities skyline city is congested af with traffic and nobody wants to build houses in the new area

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>old man die therefore should forget all about the fact that he was a horrible person

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why didnt u post the traffic cone you idiot, that picture is genuinely funny

stop being a failure

in your opinion

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oh nice.. next time you should laser your eyes so the acid can enter your face freely..

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*looks around nervously*
m-maybe i could consult with you about optimal traffic patterns

business idea: white genocide

Look, the UK is near the bottom! THis graph means something, look it shows the UK is near the bottom! This country is a shithole and that explains why I'm a loser! The fact Slovakia, Poland and Estonia rank top and their people move here to work is meaningless! The fact they start from totally different baselines and aren't directly comparable is irrelevant because I want to make a point! I'd love to just beat you to death instead of explaining things because it would be much more gratifying

wish I was a dumb normie

partytime!!

youtu.be/r4fRxCxeGSw

nah greentext means i'm quoting

kinda want to start again using things I learned halfway through building this one but cba
I want to just put in six lane roads but everything is packed in too tightly

Going to get married young and save up my superannuation so that I can relax and enjoy my final few years when I retire at 80 (the new new retirement age)

business idea: afro-capitalism

Abolish the STATE

me too! me too! i too wish you were just a dumb normie!

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yes it's absolutely hilarious funniest thing I've seen in months

I'm being edgy on an imageboard because an old man is in hospital and there's nothing you can do about it