/brit/

Hnnnnng

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Wish I knew how to do squats desu. Or workout for that matter. I been needing to lose about 100 pounds of flab. Only problem is I suck at working out. Never learned. I never learned how to run either. So I just take walks around the block. There was a time a few months ago when I lost several pounds. But now its just stagnant and or gaining

>the oneitis has gone lesbian

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WILLY YES

fucking fuck

>i ain't licking no vag

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feed me seymour FEED ME

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fuck off is she trans

bakayoko

>NHS say it is 'vital' that Irish people in Britain step forward to donate blood

>Alri lads need your blood real fast

Mixmaster bong Jesus Christ

Just got back from toil

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>Chelsea can overtake Tottenham on the final day

Based

laughed at a fat girl at the club last night and I think she saw

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love wanking over bobbi starr

she looks like my aunt

Don't blame him, desu. Quite peng.

of course they are

Help me lads

Not even gay just switched tinder to men for a laugh and he's quite cute

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Ready to watch the continentals toil tomorrow

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Why would you do that?

>It's not just daft women using kids as props in their Twitface photos then. Attention seeking beta wimps.

Kek
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5695287/Rise-Insta-Dads-Adorable-snaps-children-honest-stories-parenthood.html

poofter

I shall make her my bride

bent twat

>why yes I do enjoy wearing sunglasses, or "shades" as I call them

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Been 250lbs+ before at 5'10" in Highschool. Fell in love with a girl and decided to change.

Just had to eat 1250 calories a day and do a lot of heavy lifting like a madman.

Benchpress, Overhead Press, Squats, and Deadlifts. If you can't do them right, just use dumbbells. If you can't use dumbbells, just squat with your own bodyweight. You should be doing about 7 to 8 repetitions before feeling like it's so heavy you couldn't lift the weight once more. You do 7 to 8 repetitions in 5 sets. In total, you should be lifting that metal weight about 35 to 40 times for every Benchpress, OHP, Squat, and Deadlift.

Shoot man, we all start somewhere. I believe in you; now you just have to believe in your self. Because trust me, if I can do it, you DEFINITELY can too.

Woah////.....

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sneed

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yank on the left
englishman on the right

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closet bender

just give him one of these

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BASED Yank poster

in need of some female gonads (feet) to touch

I call this piece "the duality of man"

Why do working class men like watching foreign men kick a ball so much? Is it the working class version of cuckoldry?

never done a sex

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second I decide to sit outside in the sun a massive cloud blots it out

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the spic gf

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Turner prize worthy photo

haven't left the house today

shut the fuck of

no need for your fancy city sunglasses now eh

*farts on the nearest irish poster*

nofap makes me so fuckin horny arooooo

looks like ur mum came with you haha

mad how I can could just walk in to any yank city and shag any lass I want just because I’m British

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Are these mens or womens?

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chuckled

Has anyone seen the show, "Versailles"

Any good?

god I wish that was me

>9gag
Anti-abortion posters revealed

I Digg it

>in foren countries im not a voicel
have to try it somewhere at some point, maybe in a manlet country

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>yanks
>well dressed
haha

god I wish that was me

bet he gets bantered to tears by smiffy and the lads for being bent

well i know 5 years is a long time
and the times change
(and the times change)
but i think that you will find
people are basically the same
(baasically the saaame)

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you can't kill something that isn't born

Why did you repost my image? they're supposed to be girls glasses anyway lad

go for it lad

me

you've clearly never seen a business yank
they wear $1000 suits everywhere

Empire or Stormcloaks?

>my image
I don't see your watermark on it, lad.

fed up with the sunny weather

wish it'd fuck off

want to be left alone

Business Yank, me. Love wearing $1000 dollar suits everywhere.

battleborn

24 dungarees science and my bollocks are fully cooked in their own juices

Ray bans do similar glasses if you're wondering. About £130

im a stormcloak man through and through

Povvo Brit, me. Love wearing £10 pound sterling Sainsbury's uniforms everywhere.

Oi clean your mouth what if ladies were present aye?

Down with Ulfric, the killer of kings

when i was like 10 i had some game on xbox where the opening level showed a woman in a thong and every time the cutscene played i literally came in my pants
just remembered that fact hahahahaha

same but not a businessman

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learning spanish

Y/N

Got a huge headache fuck me

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sick of ex-pats

love how left-leaning /brit/ is

>Shades
Sunnies

I want a pale, petite, innocent, middle class 16 year old gf