I clean up after masturbating because im a good boy

i clean up after masturbating because im a good boy

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There are people who don't?

>cum on toilet paper
>throw in the toilet and flush
>wash hands
easy life

I fap on my boxers

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you wouldn't believe...

I clean my cum too
with my tongue

^ THIS


Only subhumans don't clean up and smell like cum all day

>he doesn't clean up his dick

I use a paper napkin, bit it's an awful waste, also clogs the drains.

can't imagine cumming so weakly that it all drips onto one square of toilet paper

I use multiple layers to ensure that my ARYAN SEED doesn't bleed through

^ THIS

Only subhumans don't enjoy the sweet sour taste of their semen

I drink it

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>not sucking your own dick so you don't even have to clean it up

Can you send me some Aryan seed? Im a girl

>not just doing nofap and letting your white blood cells eat up old sperm

That’s not very ecofriendly. Am I the only one who cums inside the toilet? I take my phone with me to the toilet and fap to some anal hardcore video or pics and release my seed into the toilet. No paper wasted.

Does it linger on the toilet shelf for inspection?

Sometimes I don't even bother removing my underpants, just cum inside and wait for it to dry

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Bleach kills all.

Dégoûtant

This is a nice toad, gentleman. Mind if I save it?

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You can easily buy some Danish seed from the internet I think.

>That’s not very ecofriendly
I am frugal when it comes to wiping, so it adds up when I feel like pulling the spring. Besides cumming directly in the toilet requires you to thinking during climax, and it ruins the moment.

Unironically yes, I don’t inspect it after though because after fapping in full of shame so I flush it immediately and was my hands. My flatmates think I took a shit or something but they don’t know they could get someday impregnated by some of my seed on the toilet. They are both grills, one of them is a lesbian so that would be extra hilarious.

flushing the toilet is not very eco friendly. you should let it float or jack off in your garden

I sometimes take a shit after to save some water. I do care.

I thought I was the only one

how can you cum on fucking square of paper? is your cum that scarce?I cum on my own pelvis/belly and then clean it up with multiple pieces of toilet paper. other times, I just do it on my own hand and then throw it down the sink, then proceeds to wash my hands
keeping traces of cum on you subconsciously attracts the ladies. They can sense the pheromones coming out of that cheesy smell

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i have a long foreskin so when i cum i just pull it over the head and catch all the jizz
then i run over to the toilet or another suitable dumping location and let it out

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>keeping traces of cum on you subconsciously attracts the ladies
How has it been working for you so far?

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surprisingly good post

Human pheromones are vestigial, we no longer have the ability to detect them

>how can you cum on fucking square of paper?
by putting the toilet paper around the head of your dick so the cum goes inside? how else?

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see

>he doesnt jack off in his blankets and wipe his hands on the side of the bed marking his territory
beta as fuck

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