/brit/

you aight gringo

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I'm gonna bleed in the club,I got weed in my lungs
I don't need any love, I can't feel when I'm drunk
I can't breathe, I can't trust, I cannot get enough
Watch my dreams getting crushed, turn my dreams into dust

the dream

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>"I prefer nerdy guys"

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Some schizophrenic who posts constantly on twitter that a few fags here obsess over

Timothy James Byrne

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South Korea is some kind of social experiment gone wrong

It's the type of place that we, westerners, can't fully comprehend, the closest we come is in sci-fi novels

Singapore is just a city state like in the UAE

his pants are falling off

ordered a 'zza

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sue

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post more like this lads

prospective gf #2 might come to my place tomorrow

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superior twins

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i am the worst, least consistent poster on /brit/

prove me wrong

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>tfw dentist checkup reminder letter arrives

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Any other virgin freaks in?

based drumstick

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women are poo!

when you lads measure your willy do you push all the way down to the bone?

I HOPE SOME DAY WE'LL
SIT DOWN TOGETHER
AND LAUGH TOGETHER
ABOUT THESE DAYS
THESE DAYS

tune

well im not fat so there isnt much "pushing" involved

soundcloud.com/dnbdojo/brakken-shadow-art-premiere

tune

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my willy is the bone

Born again virgin 14 months since last sex

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I measure from my arsehole

My penis is a prosthetic, I know exactly how long it is

yo have small dick dont you you really are not a man you are real small dick bitch you deserve to die for not being able to satisfy a woman with a gigantic penis

literally never flossed in my entire life

>transgender friend starts talking about her shrunken penis

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>dnb

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never pooed in my entire life

this

pathetic yank-imitating specimen

personally I start measuring from half way up to give other lads a chance because my willy is just that long

go post this in the dutch thread nobody here finds your fucking stupid gimmick funny

how can birthrates be so low in these days of tinder and super-casual sex?

knew/knew of countless girls back in the pre-social media days who got pregnant from just shagging random blokes they met at nightclubs or festivals etc

shouldn't that be occurring like ten-fold today?

Lads, I know it's a bit of a strange post but I am looking for someone to share my flat with as I am getting a bit tired of being on my own all the time, and I think its affecting my mental health slightly.

I don't feel confident posting this on craigslist or anything, because I would probably get swamped with requests from normies. I would rather help out a fellow /lad/ and at least we would have this board in common.

In short, I'm on full time bennies and it pays for my flat also, therefore no need for you to pay rent/board.

Two bedroom ground floor flat, living room with small kitchen and shared bathroom. Reasonably clean, however I do have a habbit of writing a lot of post it notes with the time and date on. There are a few lying around. Small plush toy collection aswell, nothing wierd I just find it comfy.

I ask nothing in return other than you are also clean and don't eat my food.

I'm quite active on youtube and post quite a few videos a day, I'm an avid musician also. I have quite a few guitars and a large piano, so if you don't like music I guess it would not be for you.

I regularly have road trips to Oxford and you would be welcome to join.

Internet is obviously supplied, however I think some cowards are hacking me from time to time, so if you had PC knowledge it would be a help as we could possibly stop them.

In short, my ideal flat mate would be;
Male, likes music, keeps skin hydrated with copious amounts of bio-oil resulting in a sheen, wears almost exclusively white T shirts, clean and an added bonus if you have any American friends/family/diplomatic connections as I am currently trying to apply for a green card.
Must NOT currently work or have worked previously for any parcel delivery firms, specifically DPD.

The flat is located within the High Wycombe area.

Reply if interested.

I would berry my dick so far inside her whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

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lads

abortions + contraception
also casual sex isn't as occurrent as you think

*small penis loser detected

Her stunt doubles are butters but have superior bodies

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New goal gf

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daily flossing is the ultimate dental redpill

if you floss every single night before brushing then you will have no dental problems ever again

I used to absolutely dread going to the dentist, now I love it because it's essentially just 5 mins in a chair with my dentist telling me I'm doing a great job. Never costs me anything because I never need any work done

started exercising regularly and falling asleep with sore muscles is the best feeling ever

youtube.com/watch?v=5yKxn54lXW8 choon

is that the nigger that got shot lol

litty

sounds good, but is there any deliberate sounding banging around from upstairs? would be a deal-breaker for me

>dubstep is ten years old

is this the real thread?

Voted Leave, then got an Irish passport. love free movement me, simple as

over

Asian slags

Say what you will about Londons multiculturalism but one unexpected effect it has had is a surge of Asian slags. Not a even into asians myself but these ones are fucking fit and 2bh it gives me hope for the future

dont acre

youtube.com/watch?v=Gi0jiAv6IVQ
Norm leaves this SJW host SHAKING

as about real as it can get

preach

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now you're getting it

women are cancer bitch

Hairline on the sides is receding lads

heres the thing: none of it is true, its all lies! All fucking lies!

why didn't frasier just become gay?
all of the men that took an interest in him were top notch while the women were dogs

got a girlfriend lads!

show us your willy

wow.... traditional yellow women who have weird eyelids... who are attracted to money and high-trust societies...
yeah i can't wait for my future children to hate me and to shitpost on r/hapas and r/asianmasculinity

women are dogs and pigs combined

you into sharing?

you can't just choose to become gay senpai

you stupid fuck
he doesn't mean east asians

After seeing my face in my rear camera, I have decided to kill myself

miss him already desu

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is clubbing fun with friends, or is it just shit?
trying to work out if the reason i dislike it is that even though i've gone with groups of people, i've never trusted any of them as friends. they've been acquaintances, classmates, etc, rather than friends i can think "after we do this we're going to go to his place for an afterparty or something", or if it's just that i don't enjoy the activity itself, don't "get it", and other people would have great fun even if they had no friends.

Get the stunt doubles to wear Karen masks and I’d die to shag all three at once

>the nudist beach was full of clothed normies
REEEEEEE

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was with you until high wycombe, i strictly operate in and around dublin

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no

dutch poster is the worst to ever grace this general

Why does Channel 4 show Frasier prime time in the morning? It ended 15 years ago

based nigger

i don't dread going to the dentist anyway. my dentists never have a go

because it's the best the sitcom??

love the dutch, especially the women. they're all so arrogant but their autistic language is adorable

yeah you're right its only fun with friends
boring otherwise