>his "country" doesn't have mountains
>his "country" doesn't have access to the sea
>his "country" doesn't have islands
His "country" doesn't have mountains
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Hello fellow alpha country, how goes it?
We are all part of the EU bro, your mountains belong to me
kek :^}
Greetings fellow mountainous coastgods
(Not so fast, flat flyover states)
makes me sick that these """countries""" exist italianbro
Lmao
pretty good, thanks
nope
lel agreed
>his "country" doesn't have deserts
eh, 2/3.
>his "country" doesn't have one of the biggest barrier reef in the new world
>his "country" only have access to the sea equivalent of a backyard pond
>his "country" doesn't have 12 timezones
>24" of rain
>desert
>his country doesn't have mountains
Is there a single example of this anywhere in the world?
>flyover
>flat
>his country barely has any dangerous wildlife left
Paraguay, Netherlands, Denmark, Belarus, All 3 baltiods, Botswana
>Access to three different oceans and has the largest coastline in the world.
Get on my level coastlets
>his cunt doesn't border the Caribbean or gulf of Mehico
So Europe?
>his """country""" is connected to Europe
OH NO NO NO NO
We have more mountains, more sea and more islands than all you cucks. Bow before your superiors.
West Europe.We still have a few virgin forests with wolves, along with 50-60% of the total brown bear population. We don't kill them for sport.
Feels good to be part of the relevant cunts club
transylvania looks comfy desu
>his "country" doesn't have salt flats
>his "country" doesn't have FUCKING HUGE GLACIERS
>his "country" doesn't have tons of national parts with alien landscapes
why are you even pretending you have cool nature, europe?
>but bro look at this pretty mountain and river and flowers and shit bro we have awesome nature lmao
fuck off
>his """country""" doesn't have a grand canyon
italy is one of the most geographically boring places on earth, nobody cares about your nature, stick to your historical shit because that's all you're good for
Not being part of the main bulk of land doesn't make Ireland any less part of Europe
It is. If you camp in a tent there's a change one will bump into you. Transylvania even has a haunted/paranormal forest near Cluj.
stop being so angry
WTF you have WOLVES?
>his country doesn't have deserts, the greatest mountain range of his continent, volcanoes, tundra, glaciers and a gorillion coastline
We are the chads of the cunts
Stop being an annoying faggot
I bet you don't even have mud volcanoes.
>they try to sell "great nature" since their ancestors didn't build anything to be proud of
OH NO NO NO
did you know america has FJORDS?
>arizona
That's White Sands National Monument, New Mexico.
Ok i'll change filename thnx
>I started a thread about nature and realized we don't actually have any: the post
also,
>WE WUZ ROMANS N SHIET
Is that a volcano lake ?
>He's such a failure that he has to rely on the accomplishments of people he has never met to feel good about himself
OH NO NO NO
it's a lake where a volcano collapsed in on itself, and it's 600m deep
I'm not OP
>uh, guys we have a big empty desert in the middle of the country! Impressive, isn't it?
Also much of the cool stuff here isn't even Roman
Doesnt count if your country IS islands
It's an old Volcano that imploded, it's pretty massive
> His country doesn't have its own alpine mountain range
Laughing at u 2bh
>he thinks glaciers and mountains are his accomplishments
we're the most biodiverse country in europe, we have volcanoes, forests, lake, you name it...
:^)
No rainforests though
WE HAVE MOUNTAINS
Mountains suck desu, they attract trashy people. I thought it was just a USA thing but the way many European nations discuss their mountain dwellers leads me to believe it is universal.
no
>a big empty desert
hmmm yeah I can see how you would get that from these pictures
Yep
I can tell that you've never been up in the mountains before. They're magical
Truly pathetic, isn't it?
yeah because when i think ecotourism i think italy
LMAO
>this isn't good nature according to americans
ok
All the good trails are infested with yuppies taking photos for Instagram and the people who live on or near them are always white trash.
>middle of the country
more like the west
this is part of the subway in zion national park, wouldn't it be good for a hike?
>His country name isn't so long that it has to be abbreviated
Fiji
Libya
Ireland
Vatican State
Kuwait
Natural parks cover the 10% of the country
>His country doesn't have 2 peninsulas an isthmus and a 2 gulfs
>all of the good trails
Nigger there's hundreds of thousands of miles of trails in Idaho alone. I went backpacking through the Cascades and I didn't see anybody besides my two friends for days. You're not going to true nature, you're going to tourist locations.
your fault for being ignorant, doesn't mean we don't have nature
nobody cares about volcanoes, every country on the fucking pacific has volcanoes
anyway the narrows at zion also make for good hiking, people for scale
>his "country" doesn't have rainforest
Not the same fag but I agree Italy is nice. But it really can't compare with the US when it comes to scenery. The Dolomites and Alps are pretty nice though
your nature is shit, stick to revering old tables and reminding americans how "my bedroom door is older than your country!" because that's all you're good at
meanwhile enjoy having practically 0 biodiversity compared to the US
>muh mountains
>highest mountain in italy is 4,810 m
literally mountainlet
How can they even compete?
your country is way too small to have a rich nature.
>his "country" doesn't border an ocean and instead borders a sea
>Italy has the highest level of faunal biodiversity in Europe, with over 57,000 species recorded, representing more than a third of all European fauna.[1] This is due to various factors. The Italian peninsula is in the centre of the Mediterranean Sea, forming a corridor between central Europe and North Africa, and has 8,000 km of coastline. Italy also receives species from the Balkans, Eurasia, the Middle East. Italy's varied geological structure, including the Alps and the Apennines, Central Italian woodlands, and Southern Italian Garigue and Maquis shrubland, also contribute to high climate and habitat diversity.
Lol
they can't, my bio-diverse friend
Danube Delta is probably more biodiverse. More than 60% is untouched.
I'm sure you made some research to back that up
literally does nothing to refute what i said about you having no biodiversity when compared to the US
you're european, your nature is fucking shit because you destroyed it all throughout history. your continent is the last place tourists go for nature, they go for history. accept that. no nature you have will ever be better than what we have.
>muh diversity
i mean, it can be diverese and shit, but it could never be as diverse as usa, argentina or any other big country.
>let me tell you about your country
argentina is literally the only other flag here that can talk about having nice nature
pic related is a patagonian glacier
>his country doesn't have glaciers
>his country doesn't have deserts
>his country doesn't have rainforest
>his country doesn't have salt pans
>his country doesn't have fertile plains
>his country doesn't have a wine region
>his country doesn't have coastal cities
>his country doesn't have waterfalls
>his shithole doesn't have polders
LOL @ UR LIFE
>BRO LAKES AND TREES AND MOUNTAINS AND SHIT LMAO
i fucking called it here LOL
I can't believe there are "people" who live in "countries" that don't have all of that
But it does
>his country doesn't have a west coast
mexico tiene glaciares?
>things must be huge to be beautiful or relevant
I mean I know you're American, but cmon
LMAO all Euro wildlife are virgins that get easily outbred by invasive Chad American wildlife like grey squirrels and raccoons. Even your cool animals like wolves and bears come from America originally.
>he calls his hills mountains
"My country is two thirds of a continent, I have so much shit tee-hee." When you look at per unit of area, it paints a different picture.
America is so big, we have everything! Did you know we have J-A-G-U-A-R-S?
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