Places that are best to live in and not work in

Malta, Southern Italy, Greece (especially Crete and Cyprus) and Corsica/Sardinia are my favourite places on earth. The roads are cracked, the trains are shit, nothing opens on time and complaints are met with a shrug like they know you're a foreigner for complaining about something not being perfect. Every time you drive a car you feel like you will die. And yet sitting in a garden in Greece in summers that last for months with warm gyros and endless olives is actually a better life than being rammed into central London earning $200,000 per year

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>Malta, Southern Italy, Greece (especially Crete and Cyprus) and Corsica/Sardinia are my favourite places on earth.
I knew a fellow Brit wrote this as soon as I saw this. Don't forget Almeria and Gibraltar.

I disagree OP. Malta, Cyprus and some other islands are insanely dry in summer. It’s somewhat depressing to see nothing but sand and dried plants.

one thing that greece and cyprus taught me is that british people mock germans for being autistic but we're just as bad as them on the international scale. in england if a shop doesn't open bang on 8AM or a bus is 10 minutes late it's war but in these places it's just a fact of life and you roll with it

>bus 10 min late
I remember waiting for a bus that goes every 10 minutes for 60 minutes in Malta.
In that moment I learned there are no functional societies outside of western-Europe

Cyprus has Greek speaking population but it's a different country than Greece.

When was this?

>hurr durr i like warm weather fuck everything else it doesn't matter as long as the sun shines on me

Give it time, the Brits who live there soon become nativised. Basically Mediterranean Aussies.

In 2015
Near Pembroke

i know but don't you find it alluring to just say "fuck it all" and just sit eating olives in the sun and fucking those dark eyed curly haired greek/cypriot godesses day in day out. every time i'm in greece i walk around with a semi erect cock

During rush hour I assume.

It’s shit for a longer duration. You don’t really build up a full life there. You have a romanticized idea now but it’s very empty
No around 12:00

>Best to live in and not work in
Everywhere on the earth

Not every country is as flat and boring as yours

How is that possible? During that time the buses are more or less on time. Exceptions occur of course. Maybe there was an accident, a road got
closed and caused a bit of a commotion? Do you remember anything else?

You should unironically consider politics if you are this concerned with some strangers bus issue from three years back

I know our public transport is shit, but for him to wait an hour in noon is a bit strange. And I'm bored. I guess what happened to him is that a bus just didn't pass and had to wait for the next one. Happened to me before.

This is what a true hot Greek girl looks like not these fake blondes and people to pretending to be German or English or something. I want to inject them with milk bottle white blue eyed sperm make them have babies who only will be taught Greek reading and writing and forbidden from going to England

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Ah by the way, no more old farts from the UK please.

Only if they are taught Ancient Greek. Anything else, and they shall be forcefully ANGLO'D

For the record I like that you are concerned, places quickly become shitholes when the people there stop being concerned

No more "trips to Gozo" for gullible English tourists who get charged a few hundred Euros to see absolutely nothing please. I mean having money and just doing whatever you want in Valetta for weeks is so much fun but I suppose you have to earn a living there

maltese are arabs
so they are below humans
and sardinians are surprisingly ugly people
i hope there are some sardinians to confirm this

you were probably never there
show me pictures of what you mean

the dutch are the most degenerate subhumans on the planet

you must keep in mind that maltese have their own vehicles and its just you dutch subhuman who had to wait for the bus

there is a 100% chance
that you were never in the south

The only downside is good cocaine is pretty much unknown in Malta.

It's just..given our size we should have great public transport, you know?

>Gozo
>nothing to see
Less zombies, more slags please.

>You have a romanticized idea now but it’s very empty
i have spent the last months of my life to learn about Greece

Greeks are better than other humans
their unemployment rates are going down
while the number of shitskins goes up in the west

it is the best country to live in if you have a job
even better if you are a native

seriously though
holland is a subhuman shithole compared to Greece

places you visit on vacations usually seem much better than they really are because you are there to have fun and explore new things, instead of working and dealing with every day shit

NL is just like England, an efficient country where things work and people work and pay takes and pay attention to details and so they are much more successful and important than countries like Greece or Cyprus yet people in Greece don't need to try hard because they have sunshine and history and lovely geography with zero effort needed

you can't compare southern europe to mexico or 3rd world countries like in sea

>and sardinians are surprisingly ugly people
>i hope there are some sardinians to confirm this
You are right about men, however Sardinian girls are the hottest in the entire Mediterranean Sea

ive been to south europe many times
great place for vacation but i would never even think about living there

But earning money in England or Germany then moving to Spain or Greece or Italy to constantly just explore and enjoy and sit in the sun and worry about nothing is what half of the old people here are aimjing for

they are richer because protestants are naturally evil

Greece is actually a wonder if you look at pic related and a map of islam


you have low intelligence then


i knew a guy who looks like he ran away from a freak show

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wherea re you actgually from i refuse to beleive a taiwainese person holds such passionate views on greece

my island is beeing colonised by the people you just described.

this is a proxy because a Greek(father)-danish(mother) mongrel janitor fooled the mods and rangebanned me for half a year

hello iki

only a greek could complain about rich people moving and spending money and enjoying being old in the sun. these people saved for years or earned lot of money and now want to spend it in your country but you don't like them?

i didnt complain though.
just pointed it out

look just tell your hot black eyed sister to call me a bitch and spit in my face and write her strange greek letters on my face

give me your blue eyed cousin first,and ill consider it.

this is my cousin. do you like her? i feel like english men want spanish/italians/greeks more than anything yet greek men want blonde hair and blue eyes. we need to start massive interbreeding camps

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It's nice innit

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Those are all hot shit-holes that look like Afghanistan.

I need some green! Northwestern Iberia would be my best bet.

is this enough green?

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I'm not British, friend :)

was actually my first though when i read your post

>Southern Italy
It has the lowest standards of living in Italy

I'm from one of the places in the general area of the world that I mentioned in my post, actually!

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my family (subhumans) comes from a blue (shithole) area

the Mediterranean climate is the best

greenery means rain, muddy ways and insects

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Cyprus is Greece she demands it with her dark eyes you can just lose yourself in for hours and her beautiful language and loving close-knit family

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you make me giggle pls stop it

I want to fuck every half way attractive woman under 40 in Greece. There are so many prostitutes in Athens but hardly any of them are actual Greek godesses

lol don't even know if you're trolling or if you're high, most prostitutes here are from other countries and I generally don't like that job, it would be better to meet someone and be with her.

I'm not trolling I just want this on my dick as easily as quickly as possible

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Business idea: threaten to launch nuclear attacks on every major city in Greece unless the Greek government agrees that every English man gets a Greek wife and every Greek man gets an English wife and breeding camps are set up where as much hot mediterannean sex on warm nights with all the winodws open goes on

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having sex in greece or southern italy with all the windows open and feeling a warm breeze tickle your balls whilst you plow someone whose name is like papadapalopoplous and impossible to say and has an air of mystery to it is so much betterthan being asked to shut rhe door and turn the heating on by a girl who likes to talk about her mummy issues and is rapidly gaining weight and expects you not to lose itnerst even when your hips are shattedx

Yes

i lost my virginity to a dark chain smoking 40 year old woman in nicosia and now english slags seem like a pale imitation

This is the real red pill. Working spoils every other aspect of your life.

I hear smokes are bad for you, but other than that it sounds very nice

i had neverf encountered people smoknig during sex before i went to greece and sicily nut now i lob eit

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fuck looking good, blonde and generally light color hair looks the best by far

this is the same blonde half danish subhuman

so you want blonde light women which we have here and i want dark greek ladies like this .

can't we just do a trade and just fuck each other until we all die?~

>dan

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give me your daughter bitch

Αυτος μόνο εχει ενα γιος

You do realise that these places used to be the centre of the civilized and working world right? Now you can truly understand the damage the turks did, shifting the power of the western world from the lovely mediterranean to the shithole that is northern europe.

It doesn't rain in Greece in summer either. It rains like 2-3 days in total.

Rural England must be nice too.
I know a guy who migrated there and really likes it.