1. Your country

1. Your country
2. Do you carry left or right?

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Straight up the middle

Left 100%

Left

I'm sure you do, fatty

Left, but my dick is naturally curved to the left so I can't go right.

My dick when limp is just a little knob that sinks into my scrotum, so it doesn't really go in any particular direction.

Never thought about it, either right or up

straight forward

This desu, nice having a small wee-wee

>flag
>left
Ive carried left so long, and had so many random erections in high school that my duck literally points to the left to the point I have to stand slightly angled as I piss

facing upwards gainst my pelvis

Given the design of flies, wouldn't going right be extremely inconvenient?

Right, it is a well known fact that only homos have a left leaning dick

USA
I don't have one

Did your parents sued the hospital for tragically botching what is normal practice in American hospitals?

It curves to the right so I try to carry it to the left in order to balance it.

Nah I was born without it

Left
>tfw once sat on my dick

i wrap it around my waist like a belt

tfw 5 inches while flaccid so my benis is already at 75% of its length when soft
Being a show-er isn't very comfy
I have to hold it up or else it'll get dipped into the toilet water

Left, it's my curve

These.

L

I don't carry any bananas in my pants that's weird wtf

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Right

straight as a longsword

but my underwear are designed to cup my balls and dick and hold them straight (boxer-briefs)

I'm always erect and ready for action

left most of the time

right

Good taste in underwear

My balls go in the right but my dick in the left.

I don't wear tight jean pants.

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Clockwise or counter-clockwise?

ccw if youre looking from the top

In the UK this is described as "how you dress" when it comes to tailoring suits. I lean right. Also it's below average size and I'm bisexual.

good pasta

dios mios...

to the left

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has a mind of its own senpai

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A shit post.