gib me a job
/asean/
Eli Rivera
Lincoln Barnes
No
Dominic Bell
wake up /asean/!!!
Christian Moore
thanks for bumping my post user
Jacob Thompson
Good morning fellow NEETs
Bentley Sanchez
suck my cock and i will consider to take you in for my farm
Joseph Green
Going to job fair today lads. Wish me luck.
Dylan Nguyen
If you can find the middle man you can come here and do halal slaughter or slaving on a diary farm.
Angel Davis
Can i get maori gf there?
Blake Ward
Probably but there are no real Maori left only hapa's
Jaxon Perez
I want gf that looks like The Rock. Is he hapa?
Asher Bennett
the rock is black/Samoan so probably not here but there are plenty of Samoans
Michael Barnes
My mistake. I thought he was a Maori after watching that disney cartoon
Carter Cooper
>fedora tipping indon posts last night
Carter Gray
What happened to him? I fall asleep after that.
Jeremiah Moore
never neet for life
Easton Miller
>malaysian poster
>it's actually chinese indonesian
Tyler Rogers
Kek, that remind me i went to Paragon mall yesterday, it full of chinks.
My mother take a dig to them by sitting next to them and shit talking in a language they don't understand. Fucking based.
Gabriel Sanchez
I LOVE your mom
John Roberts
based mom
Christian Young
idk, just read the rest from the archive
and why are we so bad at arguing tho?
is it maybe something to do with our "musyawarah-mufakat" culture?
"yeah, but you're still wrong because i don't really understand what you're talking about, so listen to this..."
Bentley Adams
Honestly been having a lot of fun being in Indonesian again, Jawa is a lot nicer than Kalimantan.
Sucked a good few toes, Indonesian women honestly have the sexiest feet in the fucking world. My bahasa has come back to me well enough as well by now. Shame I am flying to China in a week or two. Pic related is one of the high-arched qts I was licking yesterday.
What is it with chinks and Indo? It is because it is an accessible country they can lord over the locals in? I particularly love hearing Indo shopworkers who can't speak English, try and talk to pushy Chink customers who also can't speak English
Logan Rivera
What you doing in Indonesia?
Jason White
I am sick for you guys because every time I open Jow Forums and it's about Philippines there all are tagalog slum pagpag comments or post. I'm Tagalog guy and fortunately for us, there are "very few" non poor tagalogs in which happen when fucked up opening bar and nightclub business 30 years ago. Since then we lived with that worst reputation in which we generate large tourism income. However, I've found that Tagalog Lands is more than just sexual fantasy land for the perv. We might seem stubborn and arrogance, compare to our neighbor, but we always learn about what happen to the world. Tagalog women who also working abroad are also marked by your standard as "whore". And I've seen it right in my face. You don't want to have your mother been called as a hooker as well right? And one thing for the Tagalogs, they work hard, they are creative and professional. As a Tagalog guy I've accepted their extraordinary skills. I hope one day you would have more respect for them or Tagalog society soon
Camden Reyes
I am proud for you guys because every time I open Jow Forums and it's about Philippines there all are Bisayan slum pagpag comments or post.and its all true
I'm Bisaya guy and fortunately for us, there are alot poor Bisayan in which we love opening bar and nightclub business and servicing White and Chink foreigners especially in 2017 we love black guys, cebu is the porn capital of the philippines
Since then we lived with that worst reputation in which we generate large sex tourism income. However, I've found that Bisayan Lands is just sexual for fantasy land for the perv. We might seem stubborn and arrogance stupid and has low IQ, compare to our neighbor,
but we always learn about what happen to the world. Bisaya women who also working abroad are also marked by your standard as "whore" which is again true
And I've seen it right in my face.
we are proud that our mothers are called flip hookers
And one thing for the Bisayans, we are stupid worthless and monkeys can work better
As a Bisaya guy I've accepted my worthlessness and the reason why this country is a shithole
I hope this helps you more in understanding Bisaya society soon,
Gabriel Cook
Give me 5 reasons why I should hire a male brown muslim manlet a job.
Robert Barnes
Only one reason is really needed here: if they're qualified for the job and they show that they have the necessary skills and ability, then why not?
Easton Price
Why would I give this guy who I infer has no qualification nor experience whatsoever a job compared to others from his country? (particularly hardworking female indonchinks with actual qualifications)
Robert Russell
>Sucked a good few toes
you wot mate?
Easton Davis
>Kek, that reminds me when i went to Paragon mall yesterday, it was full of chinks.
My mother took a dig at them by sitting next to them and shit talking in a language they don't understand. Fucking based.
ftfy
Gavin Green
businessinsider.com
Don't choke, Singapura
Ian Green
sopa de pagpag uma delicia
Camden Allen
Big if true. Incoming traffic jams and closed off roads.
Colton Lopez
Why Singapore though and not just Korea itself?
Matthew Miller
Somewhere safe and neutral, where there won't be a gorillion spies and assassins running around
So all pro-usa and pro-nork places are off
Angel Rodriguez
Switzerland might have been a good bet though, since they're neutral and all. But that might have been a no-go since Kim studied there before.
>pro-USA
Pretty sure SG is a close US ally though.
Christian Morris
>In an interview with Malaysiakini, Harapan chairperson Dr Mahathir Mohamad admitted that the 1MDB issue has had little traction among rural voters, claiming that they were largely “unable to understand” the complexities of what has been described as the biggest global scandal of its kind.
>“I think the very rural people cannot understand… They can’t even understand RM1 billion, how much is that? To them RM1 million and RM1 billion is the same.
>“And to them, even if a prime minister steals money, they have always thought that prime ministers, including me, stole money,” he said.
>“You see, a lot of (these urban) people are acquainted with simple things about money. They know when money is stolen. They know what is RM42 billion.
>“But if you go to the kampung and you say Najib stole RM42 billion, to them RM42 or RM42 billion is the same,” he said
This is why democracy doesn't work in third world countries, it's because the bloody third worlders are morons.
Anthony Jones
>This is why democracy doesn't work in Malaysia, it's because the bloody Malays are morons.
ftfyfam. tbf Australian politics is also fuckd with labour and liberal being the same fucking thing.
Jaxon Cooper
At least third party votes are more viable under IRV and STV which is used in Australia, if Malaysia had it they would be able to vote against PH without voting for BN. FPTP voting is a cancer inflicted on the whole Commonwealth by the British and there's far too many places that still haven't excised it.
Brody Walker
It's still fucked nonetheless. Anyway, here's hoping that PH will triumph, though it'll take a miracle for that to happen.
Joshua Foster
Test
Henry Watson
good morning gaylords
Connor Gray
>morning
>it's almost afternoon
Oh sorry for Melayu it's morning until after solat Zohor.
Jordan Myers
based, Surabaya is full of chink now
Camden Morales
did Ariff piss in your cereal, what gives?
Samuel Bell
>Ariff
Such a Malaysian Melayu name. Singaporean Malays have more intriguing and intricate names that typical Malaysian names. Then again Malaysian Malays are unable to think beyond what is shown on TV or what your local Uztaz taught you.
Nicholas Wright
@89215785
Don't @ me or my mutt genes ever again
Eli Perez
Noah Cruz
Idc who wins desu
I just hope it isn't some PH 69% votes BN 30% votes; but BN 51% seats PH 49% seats autistic screeching
That will eventually lead me to crossing the mediterranean on a dinghy
Nathan Hill
Pic looks painful...
Josiah Ross
Isn't that better? PH having a majority? Two party systems always work! Just like at Murrica, Australia and Youkay!!
Angel Sanders
everybody is sick of your bullshit, chink. Better pack up and leave now
Cameron Morris
I'm just wondering (((who))) will PH invite to liberate us. Also, I'm fairly certain PH will gain the popular vote % even more than last time's 52%.
Last election was Obama, I don't think Trump is a viable pick this time
Zachary Garcia
I'm hoping it'll be Singapore, Taiwan, Korea, Japan and the US. Chicoms ruin every country they touch. UMNO is taking lessons from the Chicommunist Party how to subdue and subvert their citizens when their grandfathers fought those filthy commies in the 50s
Logan Hall
>Singapore/US coalition invades the south
>China invades from the north
>Malaysia partitioned
>Grand Islamic Sultanate of North Malaya (Kelantan, Terengganu, Pahang, Perak, Kedah and Perlis)
>Greater Singaporean Federation (Singapore, Johor, Melaka, Selangor, KL, Negeri Sembilan, Penang)
>Sabah and Sarawak declare independence, become the Unified Borneo Republic and start invading Indonesian Borneo
Kayden Long
One can dream. What will happen is the balkanization of Malaysia into its respective sultanates with each sultanate being a puppet of a greater power.
Ryan Johnson
>see what are these "tiktok" rackets all about
>realize there is no future
Levi Hill
Do most Malaysians give a shit about what their local sultan thinks outside of Johor?
Xavier Nguyen
No because the other sultanates are just fat cucks earning royalties with no regard for their people.
Ethan Morris
Reminder that Malaysian politics is basically KonoSuba
Luis Sullivan
Its not even election day yet and chinks aren't even hiding their genocidal dreams anymore.
Kayden Rivera
Chinks are really the ultimate wh*te cum guzzlers
Glad to know with their fertility rates and interracial marriage rates, Earth will be chink free rather quickly
Easton Miller
But where is Lalatina?
Nathan Davis
Independent candidate
Isaac Rogers
they only dare to do it here and other chink infested forums. The very definition of cowards traitorous scum
Oliver Walker
PKR
>symbol is Mahathir oppression
>eternally thirsty because lack of water
>DAP donkey
>Now Mahathir donkey
>Will be ISA'd by Mahathir again if PH wins as Mahathir make his son PM
Camden Bennett
>Many believed the “RAHMAN” prophecy foretold the country’s first six prime ministers, with each letter indicating the leaders to date, starting with Tunku Abdul Rahman and followed by Abdul Razak Hussein, Hussein Onn, Mahathir Mohamad, Abdullah Ahmad Badawi and Najib Razak.
What the fuck? Is UMNO secretly controlled by a bomoh?
Zachary Harris
Who is a worse threat jews or chicoms?
Or are chicoms a jewish front?
Nathaniel Williams
>not believing in the supreme world shaman king
This is why you lose to emus.
Jayden Bailey
jews
chinks will off each other without further intervention, and that settles the chicom problem
David Kelly
Germans.
Chinese ones are soft loans in our currency and balanced by other foreign investment to prevent full ownership. Even the likes of Proton is 51% china 49% malaysia where federal investment arm has power and future takeover is possible since while the PRC is powerful the OBOR spread them thin across multiple continents.
Merkelreich is now coming full force now that funds are occupied on the China front, like the smaller EU countries they come offering technical expertise and then took over later. Now they are coming by the thousands and can make up 90% of annual state foreign investment.
We have twin joint industrial park in China and Malaysia for foothold but Germany doesn't offer the same, only something that eats everything in their path. Osram single handedly crippled local electronics as engineers jump boat by thousands after 4billion investment.
Adrian Turner
this
one of the reasons I support a Malaysian Republic
Joshua Rogers
>be in Loboc floating restaurant
>so many wh*tOids
Reeeee-ing inside rn
Logan Davis
Depends, I put my king above the country.
William Wilson
Hello, does anyone know any phrases I can use with this Malaysian woman I'm fooling around with? Some kind of flirting phrases, or pet names?
Noah Flores
What race?
Carter Davis
I'm white
Sebastian Carter
Aku mau menaruh tinjaku ke atas mukamu.
It means "I want to put my love to your heart"
100% her heart will melt.
Dominic Hall
Nah makan, masak chipat
Adrian Baker
Wo ai ni
Grayson Thomas
Indah bagai lukisan... Oh sayang
Ku akan menyayangi(mu)
Brody Bell
Cringe
Zachary Roberts
t. underage
James Jones
>posted underage tier post
>got called "cringe"
>"t-t. u-underage"
Off yourself, kid.
Elijah Smith
>doesn't even recognize where the phrases come from
Fucking millenials I swear.
Jose Allen
>m-millineal!
You get to tell them, kid.
Robert Sanchez
>n-no u
Jaxson Hughes
Useful
Unhelpful
Chase Reed
>s-sweety, a-am I r-right?
Evan Scott
Loboc is bretty nice
Xavier Brooks
You the moron one for still believing that RM42 billion disappear into thin air. That was 1MDB debt and now is reduced to RM30 billion. The amount of assets that 1MDB has is greater than RM30 billion so no need for bailout like the time of Mahathir when everything had to be bailed out.
Jacob Gray
So the US FBI and Justice Department investigations, as well as the investigations in Switzerland, Singapore, UK, Australia and other countries are just Chinese plots?
Ayden Morris
Fuck anime.
Julian Myers
Why are we still allowing jungle niggers to vote again?
Aaron Price
Not your race la bodoh. Your fuck buddy's race.
Some good phrases/per names:
>skuis nenen (pronounced squeezed nan-nan)
> paria pundek (par-ree-yah poon-deck)
>cina suka makan babi (playful phrase, similar to white people saying boo boo or honey or whatever the fuck hollywood has taught me what white people say)
Henry Scott
Check what I just said whether it is true or not that RM42 billion was 1MDB's debt.
Almot half of it was used to buy off IPPs. Do you know what IPPs are? All of them are Mahathir's cronies making absurd profit at the expense of TNB (one year TNB had to pay almost RM12 billion).
thestar.com.my
Juan Price
If so there would be a criminal case if there is indeed money stolen and 1MDB would not have the money to pay the ongoing Tun Razak Financial district construction, took over Independent Power producer back from Mahathir cronies.
nst.com.my
>Switzerland, Singapore
Those are investigation and fines on their own bank.
Opposition lives and dies on issues, without beating the dead horse and screeching about everything to distract attention from their own faults they will die.
Kayden Bailey
OMG who cares lah wei.
Just vote pakatan and get it over with.
Aiden Peterson
Did you somehow forgot that Mahathir's right hand, Datuk Seri Khairuddin Abu Hassan and Mahathir's lawyer, Matthias Chang went all around the world making reports about 1MDB? Of course they opened investigation when it was reported but did they found anything yet?
Easton Turner
Its funny how they cry about IPP since a decade ago up to 1MDB then start worshipping Mahathir.
m.malaysiakini.com