OI GRANNY, YOU GOT A SEWING LICENSE!?

>OI GRANNY, YOU GOT A SEWING LICENSE!?

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DON'T BE A TIT, BIN THAT SEWING KIT.

The fuck is up with the uk and violence lately?

They've got to get those sewing gangs under control

The important thing is that it's always some unpopular immigrant group's fault and therefore Bong posters can just ignore and shame us for posting Daily Mail screencaps

the multiculturalism is kicking in

Bongs are savages who attack people with spoons it seems

Why are Yanks so shit even at doing fake daily fail headlines?
Here:
>SEWING PINS and CARPENTER NAILS to be BANNED as government CRACKS DOWN on GANG STABBINGS

they should learn from america.
where there is demand there will be supply, so they should keep all their troublemakers in one part of town with bad public transportation and limited outside contact.

>Canadian
>"Yank"

Even we don't know what's going on. Violent crime has actually been going down for the past few years, but then 2018 started and we've become South Africa. It's really bizarre.

>Stabbing someone with sewing needles and carpenter nails.

How is this possible?

>Canadians are Yanks now

Bongladesh, I...

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fpbp

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You're the same shit, no one outside north america cares that one of you drags out your vowels.

The only reason America can segregate their darkies like that, is because they're a fucking huge country. We're a tiny island and don't have that luxury.

>sewing machine black market

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We warned you about giving up your guns m8

>Monty Python predicted the future

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The right to bear sewing kits shall not be infringed.

So what? You can use plastic sewing needles probably. I bet you can sew at least 1m of cloth before the plastic breaks. And carpenters can use glue.

oh fuck lads i just bought a sewing kit to fix my jeans

am i right snoggered now?

Lol at people actually believing this. Can't believe people are this gullible.

You're fine, but...
You have 10 (ten) working days to dispose of your needles before the law comes into effect

lmao this is weirdly specific yet true knowledge of the US

this is exactly what we do in big cities, if you go to san francisco there's an area called the tenderloin which is basically quarantined and the rest of the city is fine

works like a charm

Nigs being nogs in London and the rest of the UK has to deal with the consequences.

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look up london drill. all 13-17 year okd listen to this amd copy it.

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>list of things uk decided to ban recently
>cars with any type of internal combustion engine
>plastic straws
>cotton buds
>sewing needles
>carpenter nails
>single-use plastics
>online porn
>Uber
>all night flights at Heathrow
>dogs on beaches

It's a lot.
But they seem happy as long as their rights to be caught on city surveillance cameras 300 times a day are not violated.

Keep damage controlling faggot.

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