I PUT FROZEN PIZZA INTO THE OVEN

>I PUT FROZEN PIZZA INTO THE OVEN
>MAMA MIA I AM GREAT CHEF
why is Italian cuisine so overhyped?

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The only good Italian cuisine is Italian-American.

the only good anglo is dead anglo

i'm not anglo

are you retarded
precooked pizza is garbage and not a real pizza

your most famous dish is rice with bits of rotten sea food

I was eating Italian food all wrong until I moved to a big city and got a girlfriend who was interning at the United Nations.

We used Yelp to "scout" for Italian food and all the 4-star and above establishments only had about a 95% hit rate on what she would consider "real italian food"

We did end up finding a few though, and to no surprise they were establishments owned by real Italians, not Italian places which were owned by a family who came to the US in the 1920s. So if you see a restaraunt that says "since 1910" or whatever, it's still American shit. Do yourself a favor and find a real italian to help you look for their authentic food over here, and then you will be surprised how incredible it is.

Delete.

I did
it's shit

>rotten sea food
wich one? i can't think of any
>ad hominem
telepizza > pizza del super

Me dices que no te gustan las pizzas de casatarradellas ni las de hacendado?

las de casatarradellas son malisimas que yo recuerde...
las de Buitoni aun tienen un pase, pero las de casatarradellas son de lo peor, y el queso/mozzarella tiene un sabor medio amargo malisimo
hacendado no probe

you're not qualified to judge italian cuisine if you haven't tried italy's 655165156165165165 varieties of pasta

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Speak English, you moors.

Pues en mi opinión las de casatarradellas son las mejores.
No podemos ser amigos.
Cómeme el cipote yanki hijoputa.

>momma mia I made a the pasta 1mm thicker it's an entirely new thing now

Italian and French are overrated.

Iberian cuisine is the best yuro cuisine. Also former Soviet block cuisines are underrated. Hungarian cuisine was a pleasant surprise

>Iberian cuisine is the best yuro cuisine
name 1(one) good dish from that region

yo las comia de pequeño y eran bastante malas, aun que comparado con lo que cocinaba mi abuela tampoco estaban tan mal.
la unica comida precocinada 5/5 es la fabada asturiana psh
la calientas en un cazo 10 mins y esta de caerse de espalda

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>Sicily with best dish

How will the polentone ever recover?

They type of pasta is entirely crucial in holding the other elements together. That's why you don't eat Spaghetti with papardelle

Paella, Pulpo a la gallega, jamon......

Lmao a los yankees discutiendo la cocina española sobretodo el que se ve que no conoce y dice que no hay nada bueno.
La fabada es lo mejor, y el pote y los callos.

>Paella
>jamon

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>I don't like spanish food because I don't know spanish dishes

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>I didn't even comment on pulpo a la galega because I don't know what it is and haven't tried it

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If you think French cuisine is overrated, then why do you like paella and jamon? We have similar foods.

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>rotten seafood soup
woah, so this is the power of french """cuisine"""...

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as opposed to superior american cuisine

French cuisine is decent but it's usually too expensive in the US compared to other yuro cuisines. That's why I think it's overrated.

Based. Spaniards have awesome cold cuts too.

>too expensive in the US
Probably because you only import our expensive stuff.

I suppose so. It's kinda sad that there aren't that many more affordable French restaurants in the US.

Success breeds jealousy

This one is my favourite

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What, you think you have better microwaves than us? Fuck off.

Seething

CRASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!

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Based

>Watch some mexican recipes on youtube.
>Nothing but CHI's complaining how it's not real mexican food in the comments.
Really rustles my jimmies.

Hi fellow /his/torian

Sicily is either the best or the second best culinary place in Italy with Emilia

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how's my impression of an italian speaking english guys?

I love half frozen precooked completely flat """pizza"""
don't even put it in a microwave just leave it somewhere at kitchen for a hour or two and then devour
nothing wrong with that

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sounded chinese at the end

but spaghetti alle vongole are from campania m8

kys

With wrapping?

*laughs in bigołi co ł'arna*

This is Jow Forums you retarded Jow Forumsack

Oh no, povera stella, come potrai mai sopravvivere a tutto questo?

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Agli e olio gives me the shits every time i eat it

Get off your high paella you faggot

arrogant swiss, who would've thought, worse than french really because at least they have something to boast about beside shekels

>why is Italian cuisine so overhyped?
It's entry level shit for kids and manchildren never grow out of it

>why is Italian cuisine so overhyped?
it's a scam created to jew money out of you amerifats, none of the italian dishes you have actually exist (spaghetti bolognese etc) here and there's no such thing as "italian cuisine" since every region has its own traditional dishes

this
adults eat french

you're not qualified to talk about cuisine when your country is famous for mcdonalds and fat people

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faggots eat french, manchildren eat italian

real men eat japanese

how much of a fag do you have to be to fight over cuisine

>faggots eat french
>this is what soyboy italians believe

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kys faggot, you probably never made a pizza in your entire life

seething tax evader

>pathetic weebfag
Sad!

nice inferiority complex bro

Pizza is low T as fuck desu. Only onion eaters love it.

I mean, everyone that has french as a preference is a soyboy primadonna faggot, but that may just be coincidence

keep coping

probabbly a self-hating italian-swiss that gets called nigger 300 times a day

yes.

>y-you're just butthurt

t.actual butthurt

>mention French
>shitalians instantly get their panties in a bunch
priceless

>offend italian cuisine while probably being a filthy french swiss, judging from the shilling
>waaaaaaaaaaaaah why do they bant france?

Well its your personal opinion, not a fact