/brit/

we aren't european

wil wheaton

/brit/'s been ignoring the bump limit rules since last year for some odd reason
big iron used to stamp down on us pretty regularly but he's given up

looking forwards to giving these rushuns a clobbering

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It's a Tim thing to do

good lads

love new zealand desu

Love the feeling of hot wee on my face

Morrisons used to do small lasagne, (450g or something) but now only do 800g which is family sized, I eat it all of course by myself.

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need someone to fuck my wife fulltime
paying $24/hr

love scots
hate ires
haha

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
youtu.be/esI2wR_XAKI

it is the the lyric poster (also hat poster)
he aims to be as annoying as possible

how grim are condoms lads?

Beat their russkies asses.

Went raw in a passed out escort last night, debating my life choices right now

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Have no real investment in povertykick allegiances but I'd heem you with my hands tied behind my back. Take it 2 da bank lil nugga.

hot

Morrisons is best supermarket

Do not see the appeal for anime girls

I want to suck the poop right out of her asshole.

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>Need this exact girl as my gf (edition)
There's a girl from my neighborhood that looks exactly like her wtf

nothing screams unemployment more than being a fan of american sports

The guys in the small pic are repressed homosexuals for sure

dunno seems quite funny sometimes

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hope england don't get to the world cup finals this year because I won't be able to watch it haha

but they are in the finals you melon

they won't, but why not?

i'd run on her rails if you know what i mean ahahah

FUCK THE CARDINALS!!! FUCK THEM!!!

I'm talking about the game on the 15th of July
I'll be on the train to Hong Kong to do a visa run and the mobile service on it is shit so I can't stream it

Is it true that conservatives can't into music?

>visa run
grim, how often do you need to do this?

guess it technically isn't a visa run since I'm going from a study visa to business visa, but I haven't had to do one
bit nervous because some russian bird here redid her study visa over winter but got it rejected and she couldn't get back to China

>thaimong is at work right now

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the World Cup "finals" includes group stages, qualifying = into finals, pls use "knock out stages" in the future.

If it's down to their discretion and she didn't fuck something up, I'd say you'll be alri as a Brit in HK.
I'm getting paid to shitpost are you?

called my friend a "filthy non-believer" last night for not liking hawaiin pizza

forgot he's quite religious, think he might have taken offense

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Posting from car navigation rn

sorry mate I'll make sure to do this next time

no but at least I don't live in a third world military dictatorship where I can't say "the king is a bender"

What's for dinner tonight lads?

Were you studying at uni? I looked at going to uni in China and getting into a course didn't guarantee a visa which was interesting. Had to get there and then get a visa in 30 days or something.
Just get a partner visa bro

You can't say 'niggr' (yes that's how she spelt it), I you're in no position to take the piss. I can't talk shit about the monarchy but that's about it. You're literally not allowed to offend people on twitter.

I was playing video games in my youth with a friend. I called an online opponent a certain racial epithet beginning with 'n'. My friend had some Aboriginal heritage. I never got to play with him again

Australia only has 20 days left of Petrol.

Ironically the only time I paid an escort for anything she was far more prude and cuntish than other birds I've boned. Maybe she was just shite.

i'm on my year abroad as part of my UK degree
why would I get a partner visa?

holy peng

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harry potter nause

can tell how many times it took you to type and retype this sentence, SCREECHING

now say the king is a bender you nonce twat, say it, go to your boss, and just casually say it to him

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Yes, I made a typo.

Call Dianne Abbot a nigger, just causally say it to her. Glass houses

Nice but why fucking rochdale?

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one's inciting hatred, the other is exercising your right to free speech

rorkes don't seem to understand that fact

Heard today u once had areound 50.000.000 koalas and now less than 100k

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Okay so you don't know what 'inciting' means, very good.

cor

imagine working today

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thailad does have a point
the filth nicking everyone and anyone for communications act breaches is a bit worrying

pretty sure it only happens when you use your real name / real email as your twitter handle.

how is calling diane abbot a nigger incitement to hatred? Its not saying you should hate niggers

how are you going to tell me what I want to incite (if anything) from any words. most people who use racial slurs are using them to incite humour

It's not illegal I saw a BBC thing with some top lawyer going through tweets he was shown and saying whether it was illegal and just saying nigger is not enough, there has to be a threat.

>Police arresting nine people a day in fight against web trolls.
utterly dire
wrong

honestly do not know the answer to this but did mark meechan ever use his real name

>duh you're an n-word(who should probably be lynched and enslaved)

>the king is a bender

these two sentences are completely different, the first one should be a crime, the second shouldn't

see above 'tismo mick

nothing funny about racism

imagine working and not being an arrogant student

business idea: third runway and remote terminal for Heathrow built in Tower Hamlets

a girl was arrested and charged for copying and pasting song lyrics and she even changed 'nigger' to 'niggr'
bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-43816921
You're wrong

Dunno but he was an e-celeb so it probably wasn't hard to find out.

rather the opposite
the police and CPS can charge you if they think it can cause offence, regardless of if it does of not

might make an erotic fanfic on this

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Getting fish and chips for dindins

so you can stay while doing the in-and-out with a girl

well she had a shit solicitor then.

>you're a bender(who should be murdered as its said in many religious texts)
you can insert meaning into anything you absolute tool. You seriously have the worst logic. At least thailad is willing to concede when someone makes a good point, you just squirm and make up more shite

better haircut and different clothes and she'd be 7/10

how heavy are those goal posts, did you manage to move them all by yourself? Just call her a 'nigger', that's all. Did you look up the word 'incite' yet? Thick twat

but then I'd need to find a girl to do the in and out with
and on a partner visa you can't work

Nothing funny about homophobia
This is a homo general

and what? Now there's precedent

>nothing funny about racism
If it's intended to be funny, it's not really racism. That's the funny thing about jokes, they are not supposed to be taken seriously. Conversely, I might have a massive boner for the Thai monarchy, in which case, your jokes could offend me, and as such, by your own logic, would also be hate speech. So fuck off you cretinous little spastic

Wow, that sucks. My gf wanted to take me to China to live with her and her wealthy family. I didn't know I'd be unable to work

he wasn't when he made the video, he had like 7 subs. The Nazi pug went viral which made him an e-celeb

You're the one who's moving the goalposts, stop deflecting and call the king a bender mate, your beliefs on racism in the UK had nothing to do with the original argument

Once again thaimong tries to come across as an intellectual, but fails miserably, proving he's a simple pseudointellectual

and unfortunately the CPS are not one hive mind and get things wrong, literally playing a link to the interview with the government lawyer would've got her off, what a fool.

british women are such ogres she is a solid 8/10

well you could always get an english teaching job or do youtube

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