>abroad
>say one word in French
>girls throw themselves at me
Umm can you guys tell your women to stop doing this? Thanks
Abroad
>in France
>say one word in German
>everybody runs away
Haha
Bet the same would happen in most countries
I need you to fuck my wife, jean-baptiste
fulltime
And why would you speak french anywhere but in France?
>in France
>not say even a word
>Chinese tourists talk to me in Chinese thinking I’m one of them
I actually often meet French speakers abroad. I was in Venice with my gf last time. The plane departed late so we arrived at 3 AM, and it was dark and we couldn't find our hotel. Then we came across a guy in his thirties, and she wanted to ask him for directions but I told her "he doesn't speak French, it's pointless"(of course, speaking English out loud isn't an option), and the guy, hearing this, said "what the hell do you know?" in French with a thick accent before helping us.
Yes
>of course, speaking English out loud isn't an option
Wow why are chinese so racists?
Let’s invade China again
t. Chang Hirotaka
ENGLISH TEACHER ALARM WEEEO WEEEO
I'm not confident in my English speaking skills, that's all. I never practiced pronunciation all that much, never tried hard in English class, so I'm scared I'll stutter like a retard.
It’s okay France, I will still cuddle you no matter what
Thank you. :)
il passera bien, les américains ne savent pas parler anglais aussi
mais c'est bon de défendre le français contre la langue de shakespeare.
Why is sakura such a cute? Can any other magical girls compete?
I see that you're a man of taste.
Die weebfags
Back to with you
She is the Best magical girl ever
Unironically, one of the first animes I watched during Toonami days (it's probably the first but I have vague memories of watching a ninja robot cartoon when I was 4 or 5).
You're in a week era , assimilate or die.
Because its such a lingua franca nobody under 40 is going to think less of you for having bad spoken english. Especially when you're french because it isn't a grating accent like Indian or South East Asian
Sakura is literally and unironically the greatest anime of all time
French is sexy
french was the second language most studied (beside italian) in Italy some years ago. Now english took over. Your fault for being irrelevant at world stage, I used to learn french in middle school
>in the Netherlands
> say one word in arabic
>girls throw themselves at me
based
>The two biggest master races agree Sakura kinomoto is GOAT
>Subhuman race disagrees
Hmmmm...
>Because its such a lingua franca nobody under 40 is going to think less of you for having bad spoken english.
This. Most English on this planet isn't spoken by Aussies or Americans, it's spoken by 2 speakers of minority languages (like say Italian and Dutch) for them to communicate on neutral grounds safely.
Ever since Jow Forums got popular in foreign (as in non-USA) countries the quality of English has taken a full-on nosedive, but that's the price of a lingua franca. You can't learn a language without making tons of mistakes, anyway
I FUCKING KNEW IT.
you Asians can't tell each other apart
ARR ROOK SAME
>in Belgium, Flanders
>speak in French to the cashier or in the street
>everyone gets mad at you and tells you to fuck off
I love Sakura so much!
Ils feraient mieux de s'y faire.
>in Koksijde, Vlanderen
>order my food in Flemish at the bakkery
>cashier notices me cute French accent
>asks for my number
Are you gay?
>be brazilian abroad
>say one word in portuguese
>everyone check their pockets
>be burger abroad
>say one word in American
>everyone checks their heritage
Gebaseerd walloon
the french are not humans
>abroad
>say one word in Russian
>everyone check their bags and pockets
>go to France
>talking to friend in Portuguese
>random Frenchies greet us in Portuguese
>abroad
>say one word in Italian
>a dozen Italian immigrants reveal themselves
It feels so good knowing your people have colonised the whole civilized world