Is this normal for Latin American families?
with me kinda but with my aunt
Is it weird that my sister hates the thought of me getting a girlfriend?
Tell the story
You didnt finish it last time
I dont understand how int posts better fap material than /aco/ or /s/
Not him but that was me.
I think I left it when I asked her "What if we had something?"
continue...................
Can i get some salsa for this?
Go on...
i've noticed that some latinos tv shows portray a fatass kid with a sexy mother.
Fuck, it's like latino's fetish is to fuck a girl who have an ugly as fuck kid.
shameful boner....
Super resume for those who missed it:
>Aunt's birthday, nobody gave a fuck except me
>We arranged to meet at her house (I bought a little cake)
>After a nice conversation she asks me about having a gf
>I say I don't have one
>I ask her about dating younger men
>She says she had someone teasing her but no way, she is very selective
>She tells me I'm a great guy (for remembering her birthday)
>"Like... What if you and I had something?"
and...
>She says "Oh my, just imagine what would the family say"
>It stays like a joke
>We talk about my cousin's boyfriend
>She complains about my uncle (they're divorced but still have issues when it comes to payment)
>We look at Facebook pics of her doing sports and places she visited
>We slowly come closer
>There's a point I notice her looking at me and getting closer
>OHMYTHISISHAPPENING
>I slowly move my face towards hers
>She slowly turns as if she didn't know what's going on
>RINGTONE
>She answers her phone
>IT is someone who pays her rent and wanted to know about the new account he should deposit the rent into and other stuff
>I eat a little more cake in the meantime
>She hangs up and sit next to me, this time we face each other
>"Sorry, it was about blah blah blah"
At that point I knew it was going to happen, just needed the right words and timing
>"What we were talking about?"
>"You were telling me about X place, but hey, I was thinking about our joke"
>"Ah yes user, your parents would kill me"
>"I would keep it to myself"
>She stares at me, put her phone on the table...
yes user don't tease us.....
*prepares to dance the dinosaur*
pls
My brother is married to our cousin. Mother is too much i think, brother-sister and nephew-aunt is ok though.
Chicanos truly are degenerates.
>"OK, why did you come here? You have been acting strange lately"
>"I wanted to greet you"
>"So I think you are hiding something, like, you have been wanting to tell me something and you can't, I've noticed it in our WhatsApp conversations"
>"Well, I think you're a great person, so I'm kinda excited to see you're doing fine" (DUMBEST THING I SAID, IT IS OBVIOUS I WAS TALKING JUST TO NOT STAY SILENT)
My head was a mess, for a moment I thought I did it all wrong, she asked me a couple more questions but I just said whatever I could, then she got serious and asked me
>"What are you thinking right now?"
>We stared at each other for five seconds
>She suddenly jumps at me and we kiss
>Fucking hug her and toucher her around her waist
>She takes my arm and behind my head
>Then we stop, agitated
>"OK, this is wrong, sit. I need to know, why did you do this?"
>Told her I've been attracted to her for a couple of years
>That for me she was cute
>"OK user. We have to be really discrete about this, come"
>We kiss and start to get really horny
>She tells between kisses "We are not going to do anything"
>Then grabs my hand and take me to her room
>"I'm telling you, we are just going to talk about this"
>We get inside and she closes the door
>Start kissing wildly
>We fell on the bed
>I slowly start grabbing her tits and arse
>She grabs my dick for a second (easy because we both were wearing sports clothing)
>I'm so hard that I start rubbing my dick against her
So wrong, yet so right.
nice creative writing right here
Business as usual in macacoland
>She starts moaning
>I take off her shirt
>Finally, her tits
>She moans while saying "We are not going to do anything, just touching"
>YeahWhatever
>After a minute, we stop and look at each other
>We get up and take off our clothes
>Lay on the bed again and start kissing
>"Come in" while moaning
>I put it inside
>AHHHHHHHH
>It feels so fucking great, doing it RAW
>I start moving while she moans and that turned me on so much
>"I always wanted your dick, it feels so good"
>I don't know if that was because of the excitement of the moment or she was serious
>We keep doing it for four minutes, I slowed down at times to make it last longer
>When she finally says "Come now, your cousin might arrive soon"
FUCK, I FORGOT SHE WAS AT SCHOOL
>Turbo mode on
>I move so hard the bed starts hitting the wall and she moans louder
>"Ay si que rico, cogeme rico, ay si" (Spanish is so fucking hot guys)
>"I'm cumming inside" I say
>"Yeah, do it"
>5 seconds later, we cum together
>We stay like that for 2 more minutes, while kissing and hugging
>Then we get up and she says "Oh no, what did we do?!"
>Once we put our clothes on I take my bag and she says "Don't you have something to say?"
>"Yes" I grab her from her waist "Happy birthday" And I kiss her
>We are turning on again but I fucking go or everything will go to hell
This is hot as fuck, I request a picture of your aunt.
You. You better tell us. Now
i think i read this hentai plot somewhere....
Still waiting for the Do the Dinosaur ending
best things in life are free
like mexicanon's story
>When I get to the subway station, a bus stops and my cousin gets off
>"Hey! user!"
>FUCKME
>"H-hey, are you back from school already?"
>"Yeah, what about you? Why are you around here?"
>"I just had to buy a hard drive from a pc store around here" (First thing I came up with)
>"Oh, cool. Well, I have to go, my mom don't like me to arrive late"
>"OK, tell my aunt I say Hi"
>I get into the station and call my aunt
>"I just met her"
>"Calm down. She also called me, what did you tell her"
>I tell her I was just buying a hard drive from a near pc store.
>"OK, thanks. Take care, see you soon"
After that, we arranged to meet once to talk about this. I said I wanted a short-term sexual relationship with her, she agreed. We are acting as a normal family during reunions, we don't really talk, but once a month we arrange to meet at her house in the morning and we kiss and fuck for about two hours.
We are doing it RAW while none of us have other sexual partner, and she can't get pregnant now because she had a surgery (she's 46, I'm 23).
post pic faggot
Someone wanna screencap this story together? Can't bother reading it now
OK I'm getting REALLY fucking hard right now but to push me over the edge I need to ask, is she thicc?
why are finns so lazy
Nice, if true.
Pretty good I'd say
You should stop watching porn
God bless
true friend
someone definitely gonna make this a doujin few months later, definitely with "Ay si que rico, cogeme rico, ay si".
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what an insane question to ask a relative. WTF.
Reminds me of that backseat mommy story
>family is moving because dad got a new job
>they rent a van for their stuff
>mom can't sit in the front because the stuff wont fit and has to sit in the back with her son
>it's tight fit and she can only sit on his lap
>it's summer so they are wearing only shorts and a t-shirt
>one hour into the drive car hits a hole on the road which makes mum jump in the air and she lands on her sons crotch area
>she realises that son is excited
>she pretends not to notice
>but with each hole the car hits she jumps a little and lands right on him
>she gets excited too
>another half hour passes
>she feels something wet on her thigh
>she sees she's wet af
>she looks up at her husband who can only see her head
>son can't take it anymore and starts humping her
>she doesn't stop him and even starts grinding herself
>soon the son finishes and she moans a little bit too loud
>husband looks back and asks if everything is ok
>between breaths she says it is
three hours later
>son gets hard again
>this time he is bolder
>he removes his penis from his shorts
>mom is scared
>he starts groping her
>mom doesn't do anything
>he removes her shorts and grinds his dick over her
>mom realising what's happening moves a box so that it obstructs her husbands view should he stop a car suddenly
>they grind together until they achieve their climax
I haven't read further chapters but the story is hot. You can find it on literotica if you're interested. Just search the tags backseat and you'll find it.
>"Like... What if you and I had something?"
Is this a normal question to ask your relatives in Mexico kek
dios mio
We had been kinda flirting since months ago, so I decided to give an straight clue that day.
I definitely would, lucky bastard.
It's amazing how older women crave sex, in my experience, MILF want you to use them, they don't give a shit about much else, they're naughty as fuck.
Well if this is all true... looks like it absolutely paid off. Just play it safe and don't get caught
H-hot
This thread was an unexpected success.
I'm just amazed that Jow Forums can dig up something more fappable than all NSFW boards on this site combined.
rest of chan is weird
FFFFFUUCCK MUH DIIICK
Wincest & Personal sexual greentexts were deifnitely one the things that made me come to Jow Forums on the regular. It's always been much hotter to me than the straight up porn of /b/ or /soc/ and the endless stream of incel tears that are Jow Forums and Jow Forums
Just for the record, if anyone remember the thread about the Mex getting rejected by a Korean girl, that was me.
I know this isn't true, but where would anyone sane in their mind find the guts or the folly to ask such things?
goddamn
Give the sauce.
8muses jabs stuff
It has charm in its own right. And it's even better if there's knowledge of the story being true.
did you forgot that sanity works differently in mexico?
Is this true? I know a milf that goes to the same piano teacher, we talk a bit when we meet, and sometimes I kiss her on her cheeks (courtesy in romance countries)
I want her to make a man out of me, how to move?
Don't know about you but for me I just had toi be laid-back and confident, and I didn't do anything to hide that I found her desirable even though I was never pushy or agressive, I just joked about how she looked sexy/good and such. Basically I was jokingly teasing her in a light, politely flirty way.
Then we just had to have a few drinks together and next thing you know my mate is trying to sleep on the couch and her 19 y/o son is in his room while both of them can hear me raw-dogging the woman because "I don't care about foreplay just take me already".
saved for future reference
>I didn't do anything to hide that I found her desirable even though I was never pushy or agressive, I just joked about how she looked sexy/good and such. Basically I was jokingly teasing her in a light, politely flirty way.
I can't, I was always used to repress external emotions since young age, that is also why I never had romance
gaunt old ghoul, all of you are fags in denial
cum in mum is more of a japanese thing
meant for so I should say something like "Hi dear. oh! you look so great today with this dress" ?
still kind of hot tho
Also, realize there are two types of mature women out there, the ones that are ready for their second "hoe phase" in life because they're frustrated/bored/divorced/whatever and the ones that will still feel unavailable for BS reasons.
They key thing is, women after 35 change, they're different than girls aged between 15-30.
After 35 usually they
> have accepted that their greatest sexual pleasure derives from being the cumhole of the man who is fucking her
> acknowledge fully they have a high sex drive
> will gobble on your dick as if you were cumming champagne
> you won't have to worry about them being pregnant, usually this shit is past them
> down for anal and other things considered adventurous for younger women
Basically, women between 15-30 don't have to do shit to get laid and experience whatever they want. Women after 35 on the other hand, have realized they are aging, they've had children, they know their body doesn't look as good as it used to and that they're past their prime.
So for a great deal of them, when a young man openly starts flirting with them, while younger girls will be bothered by it because they deal with it on the daily, mature women will be flattered that they can arouse men in their prime. If you're 23 and she's nearing 40, you wanting to fuck her basically makes her feel like a young desirable girl again and they.love.that.
>I can't, I was always used to repress external emotions since young age, that is also why I never had romance
Don't be incel autismo buddy, allow yourself to make mistakes too. Compliment her dresses or her skirts (not the cleavage or the jeans, one is too vulgar, the other is useless, you should show you like it when she reveals a bit of her body), tell jokes and laugh at hers, give her a jokingly flattering nickname like "here comes the Beauty" or I dunno.
Read the signs too, if she smiles, laughs and reciprocate, she likes your attention. If she is dismissive or evasive, move on.
holy fuck
>Read the signs too, if she smiles, laughs and reciprocate, she likes your attention. If she is dismissive or evasive, move on.
what if she is just polite?
>what if she is just polite?
then
> allow yourself to make mistakes too
If you go in for the kiss and it's a refusal, then you move on and it's no big deal. Hardest part of seeking any sort of relationship in adulthood is accepting the risk of failure and handling it.
However, if you want to be sure, just ask if she wants a drink sometimes. Chances are that if she accepts, you're doing it right, it's that she's down to hang out more with you.
And don't friendzone yourself, obviously.
Hmm... I guess that might mean she could be a little nervous but isn't going to be harsh with the reply
explain further, I didn't understand
I just need to not give a fuck about failure, and this counts everywhere in life. It's difficult though
Like if she is polite, she might know what you are up to, or she is rejecting but doesn't want to make you feel bad. If I could crack into every womans mind and see exactly what they want to see, feel and hear then I would have a good idea of what to do, but I can't. It's hit or miss
>I just need to not give a fuck about failure, and this counts everywhere in life. It's difficult though
Best medicine is to fail, get over it, and then use this experience as a reminder that you do get over it after all. Only things permanent in life are death and your DNA.
It's very common in Arab nations such as mine and yours
i dont buy this. why the fuck would you post your aunt on Jow Forums??
Best thread on the entire board. Thanks for the boner mexicanon
Dad rite
would not
Add the picture
Nop. Its only porn scenario and real dealnonly 1% maybe
The picture honesty ruined my imagination.
2D MILFs basically create my unrealistic imagination about MILF.
Thank you.