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doing a poo

>anxiety

*blocks your path*

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Is there a program to make a webM by dragging a box over something playing on my screen that records?

>depression

iOS lads report in

they're clearly having a laugh virgin freak

use it daily in a vm if that counts

>im not addicted

>linux

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github.com/thetarkus/WebMCam

Dip, I dip, you dip, dip, I dip, you dip, I dip
Dip, I dip, you dip, dip, I dip, you dip, I dip
Dip, you dip, I dip, dip, you dip, I dip, you dip
Dip, I dip, you dip, dip, I dip, you dip, I dip
Don't let me into my zone, don't let me into my zone
Don't let me into my zone, you haters leave me alone
I say, don't let me into my zone, don't let me into my zone
Don't let me into my zone, you haters leave me alone
Like Lieutenant Dan, I'm rolling, back to back, I keep on smoking
Eyes keep shaking and I can't stay focused
I'm fucked if you niggas ain't noticed
I'm sweating but I'm cold, mouth all dry but I got a runny nose
I just bought me a water bottle
Chug that down but I think I need me some more
And I keep feeling like I'm gon' faint, but fuck that nigga, pass me that drank
I done drunk too much, I might throw up in a hotel bathroom sink
Bitch, I'm wilding, I'm zooted, can't believe that I'm even moving
Off a half a gram of molly, we about to go party, and I don't know what I'm doing

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is there any point in downloading an antivirus/malware app

i fucking love benzos

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just ate my breakfast

do you possess them legally

Yes even if you're careful
porn/torrent/etc sites are infested with utter shit that sends my malwarebytes into a frenzy

Adblockers are also great supplement

would like to live here but unfortunately it's one of the wettest and windiest parts of the country. best weather is south-east. lots of nice little villages within short driving distance of beaches in the southern home counties tb

need to cull benzorunts for their own good

>people think tablets "cure" "mental illness"

stupid runts the cure for anxiety, depression etc.. is to think differently

i ROAR every time some stuttering fucking virgin freak says he has social anxiety and he needs his xanax that suddenly make him a normie when the cure is to just stop being a virgin freak lmao

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me on the bottom left

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depends how prone you are to clicking dumb shit

don't torrent or watch porn videos on my phone

banging album but there are far too many records that i prefer for a variety of reasons

one of the things i love about music so much is the sheer mass of it and how many really fucking great albums are out there waiting to be discovered

>literal 8/10s who go partying every weekend telling us about their social anxiety

hmm yes fascinating

Actually really want to try benzos but I'm too scared to attempt to buy from the darknet

remember wanking to lucy pinder?

getting RIPPED in preparation for the eurovision

they cull themselves, literally every child in here squeaking about benzos being great will be moaning about how horrid they are in under a month, possibly even under a week

they're probably on something

why do you say the benzos and not what ones?

telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/06/millennials-turned-sex-study-suggests-one-eight-still-virgins/

>Millennials are waiting longer to have sex, with one in eight still virgins at 26 years old

Funny how they frame as "waiting" longer, as if it's a conscious moral decision to abstain, and not just a result of female hypergamy and tinder taking an increasing proportion of men out of the equation completely. Mass inceldom is an unavoidable consequence of sexual freedom.

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Benzos aren't fun to get high on, the one time I did, I smashed down my door and made a fool of myself

If you're a mong though, small doses are absolutely fantastic. Also little addiction/tolerance potential if you're not doing it everyday

8 days without wanking lads, decreased libido, dunno if I feel better or not though.

Lovely day out lads
*sits inside browsing Jow Forums all day*

Thick as pigshit

>virgin freaks think their anxiety is something special

yahooing once more

*stands up and points at you*
virgin freak

considering most virgins are mentally ill freaks id say its nature working well

i reckon i'd be having wet dreams if i went that long desu

incels should be tossed out the back of bullet trains

>phone
Just use brave browser
Although hiroyuki fucked up the ad system in December so you have to block scripts to remove Jow Forums malware ads

the state of you

the south east is full of wankers and I don't want to have to drive 100 miles to nice coastlines when it's sunny. the weather difference between the southeast and southwest is marginal at most. besides, windy stormy winters best winters. any kind of weather on this island that is not your standard grey dreary light breeze mild spitting bullshit is a bonus.

anna

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isn't this also an equally optimum outcome as in in both cases you have the same amount of smiles and the same amount of frowns?

microsoft security essentials does a good job desu

Refute it dickhead

face it, in any fight normies would beat virgin freaks every time

>one in eight
Fuck yes I knew I was special. Someday I'll be one in a million. Then one in a billion

wish i lived in a country where it was like this all the time like australia or california or something like that.

holy peng

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wonder who the oldest virgin on brit is

abc.net.au/news/2018-05-07/kings-cross-rape-case-that-put-consent-on-trial/9695858

Virginity can be a real pain in the arse

With technology and online dating, women can have a 7+ male in their apartment in minutes. Why the fuck would any woman go through the dating process just to get dick from a sub7 when Chad is just a click away?

The top 20% of men will have 80% of the sex.

would rather devote my energies toward my successful tinder activities

This

actual red pill

Is a man still a virgin if he has wanked 10,000 times by 26?

There's a 33 year old allegedly

runt

I think it's due to societal changes, social media etc that encourages extroverts and narcissism so the less confident ones feel like they have less of a chance.

Lads the ebay account is fucked and the seller cant pay me via paypal, what can I do?

Just realised it's a bank holiday in the UK today

i don't see ads on clover so i think im safe on that front

wanking feels better than sex.

sex is more psychological than physical

After 10,000 wanks you transcend to a higher state of consciousness

feels good being in the top 20%

that means the guys have to have 4x more sex than girls

fucking idiot

Your dad

Incels are being oppressed like black people were in the early 20th century

There will come a time when we look back and wonder how we were so ignorant

fuck off

Yeah

if youre in the top 20%

remember wanking to hitomi

I brew the coffee then it brews my poo

I always browse Jow Forums in incognito mode so mother superior won't find out

Contact ebay for help you div

how virgin freaks ITT have actually tried talking to a girl

Polygamy is more natural. Monogamy only exists on a mass scale when it's culturally enforced. Women are perfectly happy to be wife #8 to the alpha male while the beta male rots in a ditch.

is that windows defender or something extra?

vibe: rural polish villages on street view

>not rooting and installing xposed
casual

love this post

imagine being a white incel
imagine wasting your white male privilege and joining the mulatto, mystery meat, slant eyed and street shitting underclass

I'm dying here and it's not even summer yet

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spent the night with the brazilian proto-gf

how is it that I am not really a chad and I am maybe pushing 7 at best but I have had several 7+ girlfriends? you know lots of girls don't do online dating. for me it's generally a red flag if they do. some women understand what most men want and understand what chads are about and simply don't want that. you will increasingly find this from 25 onwards, although some women work it out much earlier than that.

I'm happy to admit it's much harder for a guy to get a decent woman than it is the other way around. incels are delusional though, you have to actually put yourself out there and be likeable. most men who complain about not being able to meet women literally never go out or speak to women.

yahooing at this

ahahaha YAAAHOOOOOOOO!!! hahahah yaaaAAHHOOOOO!!!

We asked questions to 300 guys and 300 girls who use tinder about their sexual experiences. They were easy to find since it seems to be extremely popular with people from ages 18 to 35! Here are some results that surprised me.

- Unlike I thought, 240 of the 300 girls actually had sex through tinder! Only less than 50 of the 300 men, which is remarkable.

- When we asked for numbers to the people that did have sex: Girls did it on average less than the few guys that did. That means that a couple guys score with almost all the women.

tl;dr, 16% of men shag 80% of women on tinder