/brit/

The past inside the present

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the only work going in newcastle is all public service for a bloated corrupt council. such a shithole, i hate it here so much.

you're putting me on

wonder how many times trump shagged his daughter

she's 5'9, not that tall

not "good" at anything
my life is a temple to mediocrity and apathy
hate it and hate myself more than I could ever hate anyone else

does anyone else's Jow Forums go like this when using mobile data?

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40 posts early JANNY JANNY GET IN HERE

so learn something

average and sometimes lazy

Where did this rumour come from? Would you shag her if she was daughter? Always put yourself in someone else's shoe or always try and walk a mile in someone else's shoe before judging or always try to put yourself in someone else's situation before judging too.

too lazy and useless

How am I supposed to connect with women on an intellectual level? They are so vapid, braindead and childlike. I did a masters btw and still only met a handful of actually interest, intelligent girls

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Always put yourself in someone else's poo or always try and walk a mile in someone else's poo before judging or always try to put yourself in someone else's situation before judging poo.

nah not an android virgin

not even going to bother hatting it

a Saffer would do anything desu, they're animals

AAAAARGHHHH FUCK THE AMAZON MAN IS ONE STOP AWAY AND MY BOWELS ARE RUPTURING WITH THE PRESSURE FROM THIS POO AHHBFFHFUF FUCKEDIT

replcae connect with women with connect with people women might be slightly worse but even on my masters vast majority of people were complete mongs and this is supposedly top 20 uni in the world

At least you were born here, and you're not scavenging through toxic waste in bangladesh for plastic bottles to sell

>subtly glosses over favourite books
haha

Maybe if you were a better person you wouldn't be runting around in online dating

you dont
thats what guys are for

smart but lazy

more like smart but Irish

Australian but lazy

leave your bigotry at the door

force yourself or setup some kind of punishment/reward system, if you don't put 2 or 3 hours a day into studying -whatever- then you can't do something you enjoy and so on.

exactly
and what have I done with that great oppurtunity

Reminder that society expects you to bend over backwards to obtain one of these creatures, marry it and speak to it every day for the rest of your life

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Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humour.

sugar tax is idiotic
why should the rest of society have to pay more just because some fatties can't control themselves

The friday nights would be comfy at least. Better than 'going out w/ mah girlies! eeeeeek!'

is it pronounced fil-im or film

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it's pronounced: keen-o

when did /brit/ become an incel echo chamber

ini lmao

and it's not like healthy food is cheap either

DA FOOKIN FEEVIN TORI BASTRDS

if you're an incel a mass killing is a logical next step
bints love that shite, they'll get all sorts of letters and filthy pics in prison

when drumpf got electrd

thing is as an incel the person who i most want to shoot is myself

gonna do some bench and deadlift

inceldom is just politicised tfw no gf
blame america for politicising literally everything

>I'm VERY upset about the sugar tax but I'm certainly not the exact type of fat sugar-guzzling twat the tax is aimed at, no way!
hahaha

not going to get famous like that lad

it literally happens the exact same time every single day
about 9am (UK time) and all these fucking incels come out thinking this is r9k lite

What should you do if a girl looks bored when you're doing sex to her

politics is for pussies

Ah yes the discreet /new/ gets me Everytime

why are there no cool british posters

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Tories have to raise more money somehow while still being able to say national insurance and income tax hasn't gone up.

wish they'd put a tax on my bollocks

why would I want ot be famous?

slap her about a bit

So you're on here at 9am every day???

I'm only here because it's a bank holiday

Was thinking this myself

these London gangs should shoot and stab incels instead

good post

i can play guitar hero on expert mode

fock did i really get dunked on like that
yes or no

you fell for my trap card dirty incel bumwipe

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hope you idiots don't actually believe the shit you post here and are being ironic

Just London ones?

London GANG EVISCERATES INCEL hideout in dawn rade

hope you idiots don't actually believe the shit you post here and are being irish

Which of the training opportunities did Abibu fancy? Hairdresser? Farmer? He seemed to have other work in mind. "I'll look at the offers," he admitted grudgingly. "But I'm worried I'll end up committing crime to get the money back."

Really? What sort of crime?

"Robbery, probably."

/brit/ is a general of lost souls

I 100% believe there are coper losers here

>/brit/ is a general of lost souls

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listening to: aphex twin - cock/ver10

Everyone's a loser one way or another

at least they're /are souls/

why do all autistic people have lips like this

turtle is an AVSTRALIAN hero, not a british cuckold

Here's my new plan. I have a high paying job but no social life. I havent had a girlfriend in 3 years. I will find and marry a very rich asian woman and use this to catapult myself into the nouveau riche.
Where to start?

Your a good looking lad turltelad not gonna lie (somewhat a got Bob Dylan) but I still pull more than you which tells you all you need to know about that je ne sais quoi you're lacking (jmuscle and a fascinating personality).

runt gang

what website is that?

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Wagwarn?

feel like you didn't understand the post

getting fit would ruin turtles aesthetic

Same plan as me except she's 19 and french hehe

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OH NONONONONONONONONONO

paying for tranny hookers doesnt count alan

Check this gif out

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of the burbank galaxy

anywhere but yingluck

fit girls ignore me

I understood the post, but you may not have communicated what you wanted