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>3 bedroom house down the road on sale for 600,000
ah yes

Can't sleep, want to die.

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I'm not dieting, I'm just trying to find new things to eat that aren't as bad.

Muller yoghurt, corn flakes instead of coco shreddies, lasagna. Little things.

love this time of year when the fat gingers of /brit/ all post about how uncomfortable they are

Why the fuck would you want to sleep at this hour?

psycho freak

I'm trying to gain weight so I drink 4 pints of milk a day

trying to get up to 190lbs

>25 degrees

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Reckon I could beat all you cunts up. Hypothetically of course.

based
fuck annoying orange man

liam o'tarq fuck off

>I-Israel...? I don't feel so goo-

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lmao

How are you this stupid? Read the Jow Forums sticky, then read it again.

t. fat ginger with a sweat problem

love mao
kot approacheth

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Read this: Suck you mum you pussy

gonna jump in the shower

why is he a chink

mad how some peoples dayjob is being an online drug dealer

cat's gonna fall off that green wall if he doesn't hang on tight lad

>the jews did nothing wron-

keep thinking this is gta san andreas from the thumbnail

fuck Palestine lol, turbo-meme non country
only good thing about it are the qt girls

... white puss in classic back yard action ...

This is my mate Darren.

He could fucking do you lot in one punch each.

Enquire for fights.

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Yes look at his eyes.

God's chosen

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don't like mao that much but still like kots

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does going to the gym make your head and neck bigger

Feel like shit, just want her back

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Could fucking heem any of these runty little felines you keep posting.

Shall not be slowing down next time one of the disgusting rats wanders out in front of my car.

if you train your neck and traps yes

what did he mean by this?

doing a sizeable smelly shit

I think if i ever end up in court that the fact that i post on Jow Forums would be used to attack my character

no, heavy books at the library will

literal sub 5

amazing how reliably i can cum twice in the homemade fleshlight. i can collapse in a sweaty heap and swear i can't do another but 10 mins later i'm fully hard and ready

she's so damn pretty

Brown hands typed this post.

not is
why

*concern*

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bring the Great Gasby to the gym

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Going to attempt to equal my bench PB of 95kg

the platonic 5.5

Hao Ling

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>not fat

puts her at a 6 by deafult

watching chiropractor crack compilations again lads

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All the chonsters I've met in real life have been intelligent, fairly successful people

The r9k and pol runts give us a bad name

Shit, that autist does alright for himself

>2
fuck off coper

clearly meant default

Mad that 60% of women are overweight or obese

t. fat sweaty ginger

>Mao

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keep getting tempted to do a shit outside

夏時間!

Posting from toil lads

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would love to see the creature that birthed this pitiful creation

brilliant post, superb

i find complete opposite can spot posters from a mile off

flags?

>Marx killed millions, you ignorant moron!!!
>No, Marx wrote some books and then died of bronchitis.

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Why do so many people say "yikes" and "cope" on Jow Forums now?
Is it sone yanky passive-aggresive Jow Forums gimmick?

want to kill myself lads

not sure why you think those are related terms at all desu

interesting edition

it's overrated lad

always been rubbish at making friends

only ever made friends through people wanting to socialise with me and never vice versa

otherwise quite a well-adjusted friendly person

yikes cope

pooed outside once AMA

oof

There's a fucking mozzie in my flat.
Not supposed to happen in are country.

How can you not like Vicki? Are you all chavs?

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This Woman’s Powerful Message About Crying in the Shower Is Going Viral

>Ever find yourself having a good cry in the shower—partly because it's the only place you feel free enough to let go your feelings? Brittany Latham knows what that's like.

>This 30-year-old photographer from Mobile, Alabama, decided to share an image of a woman crying in the shower on Instagram, captioning it with inspiring words that has hit such a chord, it's already racked up hundreds of thousands of views.

>“For the woman whose husband makes an ‘extra stop’ after work every evening,” she started the post. “For the woman who is mourning the loss of a pregnancy that nobody else knew about.”

>Latham continued calling out other cry-worthy scenarios, like losing a job after staying home with a sick child, breaking up with a partner, or enduring unsuccessful IVF treatments. She made it clear that she understands the stress and heartache of these and similar situations.

>“For the woman that lives with quiet anxiety because nobody understands what you could possibly be stressed out about,” she wrote. “For the woman that gives to her family all day everyday and just needs a break.”

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this weather just makes me want to get fucking pissed

Think I might have a wank in the garden.

wish my cat hadnt died

Because they seem to be the go-to one word replies to something someone disagrees with, and I've noticed a huge increase in the past months

same

probably the most satisfying poo of my life as well

it was july last year early evening in the woods

good times

the south african

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what is supposed to be interesting or provocative about this to make it worth posting? much like your life, nothing

THE PUSSY MISSES HIS CAT
LMAOO

Wouldn't have mozzies if it were not for immigration

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let go of a slurry of toxic waste after a two day bender in a pheasant forest in 2011
squatting like a vietnamese peasant
i was traumatised as likely was the water table, any hunters, pheasants or otherwise who came near my abonimation

youtube.com/watch?v=of5ebCY5__Q

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