Your country makes you their all-powerful king

Ilegal parking is now punishable by death.

Export everyone who has not been in this country for at least 5 generations, rework welfare system and cut costs where possible to lower taxes, remove everything connected to miljöpartiet (green party), forbid full time politicians, cut costs by dismantling royal holdings as much possible, dismantle all major cities and force people to live in the countryside.

TL;DR LOWER FUCKING TAXES AND REMOVE STOCKHOLM.

kill all politicians and replace the administration and bureaucracy with a aristocratic class loyal only to me the king, leave the EU, get our own currency, get a harem of the most beautiful girls in the country, change country name to "the United Kingdom of Portugal and the Algarves", hold massive coronation ceremony with a week of festivities, ban non-Christian religions, make watching Girls und Panzer mandatory, outlaw communism anarchism and socialism, start building a massive pyramid where I will be entombed when I eventually die, outlaw homosexuality and revert every "social advancement" made after the 1800s and get a nuclear weapons program so no foreign power thinks of intervening to stop me

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have all "men" shorter than 1.85m executed

purge dumb gay pop shit in this country

>invade Iceland
>create a complex system to transfer geothermal heating across Europe to Slovenia and heat all the streets, all the time
>enact the "grills are allowed to wear only underwear" law

Legalize all drugs
Reintroduce conscription
Build nukes
Abolish useless taxes and fees and cut useless state expenditures
Fix the migrant issue as good as I can

Execute all politicians active during commie times, offer territory to Germany.

kill everyone north of lamia and especially thessaloniki

Ban all kinds of birth control & contraception, abortion, make-up, high heels
Tax obesity
Bring back the death penalty

Split it in half and invade Serbia and Montenegro with my own half, while im armed and backed by the russians

Based

Have fun with your new neighbors Ahmed, Mohammed and Tyrone.

I'd probably create some ministeries and contract the most apt persons for the job, later I'd ban every kind of municipal powers and re-write our constitution into a more eco friendly one, build a ton of military basis in strategical points and start to rearrange people.

>polish nationalists actually think like this

I've spoke with 2 or 3 nationalist poles that said the same thing...

Standardize Coptic
Remove Arabic influences
Introduce Coptic language as a compulsory subject in all state-owned schools
Force all newspapers to be published in both Coptic & Arabic and all roadsigns to be both
Industrialization
Impose trade protection regulation on all Cotton products imported into Egypt
Reduce financial regulations in key areas to create enterprise zones in cities such as Alex and Tanta to attract private companies' investments
Stop "Greater Cairo" from growing any further
Renew public transportation
Secularize the government
Ban all political parties which strongly affiliate themselves with a particular religion
Promote tourism
Gradually "greenify" the deserts of Lower Egypt to form new settlements/cities to ultimately decrease population density and decrease dependence on the Nile.

So many things pop up if I think about it desu.

Invade belgium and luxembourg ofcourse.

>Remove DC
>Remove profligates
>Train Ubermen to survive impending nuclear doom
>Conquer the left over nuclear hell that isn't totally useless

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