Britmelts

they're likely not fit, running longer distances than they ever otherwise would, and they're not used to those temperatures and probably aren't drinking enough
it's not that much of a surprise

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oi m8 av you got your greentexting license ?

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Weak cunts.

based

>aussies never whinge about the weather
nice meme

Very rude

honestly wypipo werent meant for warm weather

He can't respond, he doesn't have a question answering liscence

Same thing here. I know a lady who pass out because she imported a european winter jacket for our "cold".

I'm not sure what's more unbearable, this third-world heat or these yank attempts at banter

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Honestly shocking how new worlders forget the actual climate for white people is cold

many yanks and australians live in dry heat areas
they don't have the humidity of Europe

go for a walk taff

Machine guns and quinine

It's not like you can tolerate cold either considering how your whole country shuts down from 0.5 cm of snow

I just got back from one. I'm not rushing to go back out there tbqh

It's 81% right now here.

wheres your walking license lad ?

We can tolerate cold better than Australians and heat better than Canadians, but we belong in the mildest of weather. Right in the middle.

*teleports behind you*

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Yeah mate it's almost like Britain has a mild climate which the native population has adapted to

Why do you think I'm back indoors m8?

That means wh*Teoids are gonna be the first ones to go in the next few decades! Serves them right

This
Anglos have neither proper summer nor proper winter

>nukes the world into a perpetual winter

Dude, you live in a island....

It's 30 degrees every day in China right now fuck this shit

T. Brit

I could go somewhere else, unlike wh*Teoids who are fucked wherever they go.

this guy gets it
t. another brit experiencing 30 degrees nearly every day

23 is hot but not scorching.
Once you get above 30, that's when it's scorching.
15-20 is good summer weather, anything more is an inconvenience.

>23C
Literally a country of sissies.

30 is a ok its 35 when it gets terrible
above 40 is second shoa tier

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23°C isn't hot, it's fresh.
40°C and beyond is the real heat.
12°C and below is cold.

15-20 is prime heat.

The perfect running temperature is 10 degrees.
I'll accept up to 18 or so. But 20+ is uncomfortable, and 23 is noticeably uncomfortable.

perfect running temperature is -5

Excuse me....

Perfect running temperature is 30

78 is perfect weather

That’s literally low 70’s... that is a completely average temp. Here in America is gets up to like 30c in the summer

Here in texas 30 is great weather , 35 sucks, to run around like jogging , but it isnt unbearable if you wear light clothes and sun block. 40 is when you feel your skin melt

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Anyone born before 2000 got a free shitposting license, so yeah we're alright

BASED

have you got a license for being alright ?

our media is obsessed with brits when it comes to bullying them

People who shouldn't be running marathons pass out from exhaustion, it's not from the weather.

Ours is obsessed with finding every single tiny thing Trump does wrong, I haven't watched the news in months
I hear about more incidents/happenings from going on fucking Jow Forums now

They're more exhausted then they normally would be due to the weather.

The full extent of Britain's media coverage of Australia is "Macron fucked Turnbull's wife"

lmao 25 degrees here and its fucking perfect

>Freezing Weather
>Not even bellow the freezing point of water
The fuck Australia

How are brits so fragile? It literally just got to 28c here when it was like 0-5c 2 weeks ago.

I've been in 0ºC weather before, shit was fucked 2bh.

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>6°C
>Freezing

SCREECHING

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>Welsh

Fuck off you sheep shagging poof

Which is hilarious, because we don't give a single shit about you.
This article sums it up perfectly couriermail.com.au/sport/olympics-2016/great-britain-has-obliterated-australia-at-the-2016-rio-olympics/news-story/3acd66f9bee3dfac46003d3c3fe302d2?nk=4bd1b694afe424c27b6d6bb9831ebc81-1525703311

Why is the British press so sensationalist ?
Genuine question. Do people take it seriously or is there an unwritten, unsaid rule about reading between the lines of some coffee addicted news reporter ?

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>europoops can't tolerate heat

>British

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What is this shit meme?

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Go be an angry Muslim somewhere else faggot

0c isn't that bad my current area has a climate like this "The high temperature reaches or exceeds 90 °F (32 °C) an average of 58 days a year and 100 °F (38 °C) an average of 10 days. The minimum temperature falls to or below 0 °F (−18 °C) on an average 5.3 days a year." So we have all 4 seasons and regularly in the winter for three months with an average bellow 0c and the summers above 30c

Things like The Sun are more for entertainment than news, and BBC just don't report on things they don't like

>Why is the British press so sensationalist ?
Because real news are boring.

lol, ok. Go to washington DC anywhere between march and august and tell me that again, stupid chink

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Nice proxy/vacation

m8 try -20c, tbf i've never been in anything over 38 so.

And you think that's real? They've moved the sign from somewhere else.

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thanks

>99c
>$0.05

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good post

Nah I'm alright, cheers though.

Humidity sucks dick, I'd rather live in 40 degree dry heat than 30 degrees with high humidity.

>c
>$
Fucking monkey retard

My mistake, thread's about abo news. Question still stand about British news
Oh alright so there's just a market of people that wants to read such things. It's not the entirety of the Press that's like this.

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Your image is Aussie m8

Why are you guys so insecure? It's really weird.

meh indonesia get both 34C with 90% humidity

The tabloids really want to make money more than anything, in a crowded market the best way to do that is to sex up stories and try to catch people's eyes. It's the same reason publishers give plain books fancier covers and put paperbacks about aliens and macrobiotic Zen diets on big display tables.

European Brazil

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Nothing personnel kid

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>European Brazil
wat
So you admit it's wrong?

90%+ humidity, 30+ C on summers, get on my level

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