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>dont want to identify as anything
>want to fade away into obscurity and actually have personal privacy
>government wont let me

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was doing squats near a group of black girls earlier and heard one of them say "he cute!"

Imagine being an adult who reads Harry Potter books

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The average brit is worth less than some muck I scrape off my shoe.

got a cracking idea for an app but cba learning to code

Rate my dinner
>2x pot noodle (1 chicken mush, 1 bombay)
>fries to go
And for desert
>chicken rustler

Also don't reply to me if you're one of those 150kg grass eating girly men.

fat cunt
t.Macron 1er

Yeah you and ten billion other gormless clowns

you're a brit

alri sodium la

you arrive at [local nature spot]

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same

everything is fucked

He's here.

If you wanna know the truth, and that’s a fact
Let me hear you say, “And you know that!”
AND YOU KNOW THAT!

You dippy-dippy-dive and so-socialize
But how we gonna make the black nation rise?

While you party down yelling, shock the house
Get down, rock shock the house
The Ku Klux Klan is on the loose
Training their kids in machine gun use
Obey everything has its place and time
We can rock the house, too, as we shock your mind

We can brag, and we can boast
Producin' neither bread nor butter for our breakfast toast

Look at all the things that can prove the point
Sisters in the discos, brothers in the joint

As you dippy-dippy-dive and so-socialize
But how we gonna make the black nation rise?

HOW WE GONNA MAKE THE BLACK NATION RISE?

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*slaps your fat cheek*
that's president macron for you fattie

going to karaoke with my "friends" and a "girl I would like to stick my willy into" tomorrow
what should I sing?

grim

councils fault for not emptying the bins often enough

the search for truth

sue

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>average willy
>average height
>average intelligence
>below average looks

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Do Aussies seriously send people to prison for using the word 'Anzac'?

I'm a pale virgin freak

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>don't live on the British Isles
>Jow Forums gives me a British flag
fuck you too hiro, fucking yellow teethed fat ugos.

Just went for a quiet walk by myself and burst uncontrollably into tears halfway through. Think I MAY have some unresolved emotional problems desu

>well above average cock
>well above average intelligence
>below average height
>well below average looks

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Have a wank in the garden.

Ireland is part of the British Isles you fucking imbecile.

>above average everything
>tfw no gf

the dream
except for height hate midgets

yeah that's called being a poof

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These days they send you to prison for even saying you're English

7.5
6'1
Above average but also autismos wierdo
Average

umm average height for a male is 6'4

I'm in Norway.

>be a literal 9/10
>no gf

life is hard lads

oh no she's not dyed her hair as she, grim

fuck it's hot out there
just went for a 10 minute trip to Tesco and I'm all sweaty and bothered
someone come strip my garments from me

>above average everything
Yeah including melanin you proto-arab

'
>look likr I'm 12,
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I thought that was what someone meant but apparently there's an actual law in Australia that bans you from using the word

No you aren't

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diagnosis: virgin freak

how many times

Reminder you look nothing like the chad you see in the mirror

did you split up with your yank GF?

alri coper

Just finished a lovely 'pard pie and think I'll take a nice snooze on the decking.

same, femanlets will see the day of the rope

Yeah I love leopard pies

nah it was more some low level bait desu coz im married
ive got lots of gin but no tonic whatever will i do this evening

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why don't people want me to wear a coat even though they were the ones that initially oppressed and traumatised me?

More like day of the grope, yowza!

>tfw will never truly see our actual selves do to warped self perception
damn..........

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British isles? oh you mean the Islands of the North Atlantic?

womanlets are little goblin creatures desu

Me and Roy, we got a pretty mean posse
With a Down syndrome Jew from the real estate crew
He keeps me busy with a shift now and then
But it don't ever really stop me from thinking of you

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Short with big tits is a very desirable typr

why do people become so hostile now that i am wearing a coat?

no

am sexually attracted to femlets for their cuteness (not a nonce)

dave will you give it a rest for one fucking day christ

Nonce

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4919208/The-women-clever-boyfriend.html

We're just too clever to find a boyfriend! It may sound insufferably smug, but these women say their high intellect means they struggle to meet someone

The issue, she explains, is the calibre of men she attracts. ‘I’m not claiming to be Albert Einstein, but I can’t seem to meet a man I find intellectually stimulating,’ she says. Nor is she the only well-educated young woman who says she is too clever to find love.

Like many arts degrees, her media and communications course is dominated by female students, and Natasha claims the few male undergraduates ‘lack the intellectual maturity to handle conversations’.

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Stop talking to yourself dave you skitzo cunt

Where is London going to be in 20 years?

Why are the Welsh club teams all fucked?

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i know its 27 degree celsius but people should be allowed to wear whatever they want

same place as it is now

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They're Welsh, it comes with the territory

>her media and communications course

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got fanny on my mental

it will reach 50% by 2030

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In East Anglia

journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/0003122415579989
>For women, breadwinning decreases infidelity.
>I also find that, for ... women, economic dependency is associated with a higher likelihood of engaging in infidelity
>Married women who are completely economically dependent on their husbands have a predicted probability of cheating of approximately .052, whereas women who are complete breadwinners—that is, women whose husbands are completely economically dependent—have a predicted probability of cheating of .015.

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>I’m not claiming to be Albert Einstein
> media and communications course

she has a modicum of self awareness

depressed thinking about impending toil

my work is genuinely a form of mental torture but i can't afford to quit because i'm supporting my entire family

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>wake up at 10
>slow breakfast
>meet proto gf in park for lunch
>touch her up as a group of bl*cks watch
>walk her to uni in my arms
>go home and nap with sunshine and bird calls outside

study exchange is bliss tbqh

Brentley McAllister

David McNally hmm

do men get embarrassed because i am a man wearing a winter coat in the summer?

Luca Soprano

Jeff Reiker

i get embarrassed because you post in my country's general

Wanky McGee