Be Brit

>be Brit
>live in Cuckfield
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA

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based

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an american thread about the UK, who'd've guessed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fuck off you disgusting old twat. as if yanks could pass judgement upon England

t. brit in Greece

>t. Cuckfield village shaman

>t. Cuckfield village gyro shop owner

O B S E S S E D

Cuckfiled in SusSEX
Imagine having the house number 69 there haha ^^

xD

:D

Amazing

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put me in the screencap reddit

epic

BASED

D-deutschland uber alles...right?

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Top quality banter from a mutt for a change.

>t. Cuckfield village alcoholic

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BRITISH VILLAGES

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69 Buttinghill Dr, Cuckfield, Sussex.

:D

>german humor

Not going to argue with that.

Brits have been joking about Middlesex etc. for centuries dude

t: cuckfield village guinea pig farmer.

>Sussex
What does the “-sex” mean? There's also Essex, right?

It means Saxon.

-sex = saxon
sussex = south saxon
essex = east saxon
wessex = west saxon
middlesex = middle saxons (but it doesn't exist any more)

Imagine
Lol just imagine
Paying the tv tax
For the BBC (black penis)
In KEKFIELD

I thought it exists just not in an official political capacity? Don’t you have things like officially recognized historic counties?

Maybe I misunderstood when I visited

Don't know what you mean, it's the name of the county, back in the day it took it's name from the Saxon invaders. Not very complicated.

yeah it gets a bit complicated, the historic counties are a mess really. you still see it in names for loads of stuff though

Shops selling gyroscopes aren't a thing here m8

doesnt look too bad

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>ywn own a cuckfield home in the centre of the market town

>Cuckfield is known locally for its idiosyncratic system of mayoral voting; unlimited numbers of votes can be purchased for the price of one penny each, with the winner receiving the most votes.

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Ah don’t mind me just taking the back route to cuckfield

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shut the fuck up lest I dox you
anyway I aleready did
there he is

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuxhaven

Bruh, bruh, dood

dis bird

das rite dis bird

it's a mofuggin bixnood cuckoo

KEKoo!

LMAO!!!!!

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>german humour strike again

>t: cuckfield village token chink

Bump

>t: cuckfield village vatnik selling bootlegged track pants from the trunk of his lada.

>t: lord no teeth.