Tfw I could have looked like a Scandinavian STALLION but instead I look like an irish potatohoarder

>tfw I could have looked like a Scandinavian STALLION but instead I look like an irish potatohoarder
NONONO THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

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Could be worse

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>tfw got too much med admixture in me
>look like a central european
when is the next boat to america?

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Only the idiots and criminals travelled to Iceland back in the days. A lot of whalers too. The chads with property and good kin stayed in Norway.

dumb incel

>tfw no bf

i know that feel muttbro

>tfw w*Hite

fucking treeposter
silly cheese slicer. Haraldur Hárfagri was so insufferable that people decided to move to an isolated island instead of dealing with his shit.
A true alpha move if you ask me

Thats because Iceland is unironically half Irish

What's the difference?

Norwegians look like incels compared to the Irish
The Norwegian incels were jealous of the sexual prowess of the Celtic man so they attempted to steal it by abducting his women but try as they might the Norwegian genes were stronger

At least you don't look like a m*Doid
>tfw blue eyes and dark brown hair

>tfw black hair and green eyes
I should move to Molenbeek and live there with my swarthy muslim friends

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>Running away
>a true alpha move

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>instead I look like an irish potatohoarder

You're most likely descended from Irish potato hoarders.

This.

You stole our ugly roasties so you can live with the consequences. I am Irish btw, not a faggot Svenne.

didnt iceland start because 500 criminal men got kicked out of norway and stole 500 of the most beautiful irish women?

Åk hem lilla potatis

>most beautiful irish women

lol

Who should tell him lads?

Irish women look like shite m9.

You're a faggot Oisin.

Nej tack, Sven. Jag hade en bra dag i solen. Jag älskar dina kvinnor.

Weather is better than Ireland, that's great, and Swedish women have the best arses in the world. Truly a delight.

yeah yeah manlet keep talking