/brit/ - Preparing for the inevitable edition

could come to the US and go to Centralia or any other number of abandoned places

can't wait for summer so i can pwn some newfags

the gf

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youtube.com/watch?v=tJnjlZgUn8A

m.youtube.com/watch?v=z2GHlcwlT1Y
CHOON

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why do tights give me such immense pleasure

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>no arse
Irish

>this is a 10/10 to the irish

hmmmm m m m

>muh rights and regulations

Talk about damage control. People like to talk up this out of proportion rhetoric like "they have slave labour" when in actuality they have a productive workforce that actually want to get things done instead of moaning all the time and going on strike. And yes they get paid for their work

>nationalism
>globalism
>imperialism

not a big -ism man, just operate on the mundane life of things in front of me.

don't care about abstract notions of society or shit like that.

had foreign gfs, lived abroad, don't trust the government of any country, don't feel any obligation to feel kinship to anyone or help any grand machinations to be frank.

youtube.com/watch?v=N0I2u6DKnwI
youtube.com/watch?v=JMm7V0tv6dg
couple'a decent covers for ya lad ;)

Alright zhang, don't you have some chicken chow mein to be cooking? The takeaway business doesn't run itself, you know.

i think you should have to pass an exam to prove your eligibility to vote

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someone grug this man

I think brits should have to be killed to vote

saw a girl getting cash out at the atm before, and when she pulled her card out of her back pocket her shorts sort of rode up a bit and i could see her arse cheek

going to wank about it later

love how aesthetic the warm weather outside makes my cock and balls look, nice and relaxed - but not overly so.

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>>nationalism
>>globalism
>>imperialism

>not a big -ism man, just operate on the mundane life of things in front of me.

>don't care about abstract notions of society or shit like that.

>had foreign gfs, lived abroad, don't trust the government of any country, don't feel any obligation to feel kinship to anyone or help any grand machinations to be frank.

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drownedinsound.com/community/boards/music/3331055
>MES: Fucking hard cunts in cheap suits. Wankers.
>Mark starts staring at traded writer.
>Ioaded: (Thinking he's admiring his 99p McDonald's sunglasses) What are you looking at, Mark?
>MES: You, 'cos you're a cunt. (Mark starts shuffling towards writer)
>You're from Macclesfield are you? A fuckin' Macc Lad? Think you're fuckin' hard do yer? (Attempts to stub lit cigarette out in writer's face. Writer grabs his weedy arm).
>Ioaded: (Firmly) Fuck off.

how is this grugable?

nationalism is grug tier as fuck
imperialism is even more grug tier

globalism is sort of smart, but i'm still not convinced globalism is a real thing and is just a brainlet term for a bunch of disparate things related to globalisation

anyone know how to get blood out a fleshlight?

>teehee i'm straight btw :v

>women walking around in dresses

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it's all about that balance

the only -ist i am is an atheist

>atm
foy

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is it really hattable?

what is the point of any of this falling in line shit? or greater good shit?

i have an intensely vivid world right before me, in terms of my day to day experiences, emotions, dreams and so on. why do i need to succumb to abstract fantasies about greater goods and societies and this sort of shit?

saw a literal schoolgirl in kneesocks, tiny skirt with her arsecheeks visible, and pink highlights in her hair, absolute degenerate what happened to white people?

I get really horny when it's hot

thought you'd remark on this you snivelling little twerp

hat

Greater London

morrowind is the greatest visual novel ever made

done fucked it

who doesn't mate girls in literal bikinis in the park

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

pathetic spastic creep

why'd you do that you dishcloth

doing a redpill on the jews

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i might wank over it too tbf

>Northern Ireland's results at GCSE and A-Level are consistently top in the UK.

Absolute STATE of engl*Sh and w*lSh DOGS.

maybe i'm saying it in a hattable way.

if i just say that introspection is better than wasting time and resources on 'greater goods'.

but Israel is based

tell me when you're going to do we can do it at the same time

>not trying to improve yourself and the world around you at the same time
brainlet/hat

jews and arabs are more or less the same thing. their religion is largely the same, their culture is largely the same, their genetically largely the same and their genetically largely the same.

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>Gandhi spoke English with a tinge of an Irish accent because one of his first English teachers was Irish.

"their genetically largely the same and their genetically largely the same"

if you've got a problem with me say it to my face

youtube.com/watch?v=4GFAZBKZVJY&list=PLmI0uOz7wiHr8vqwID-JDYQnbQMwu3Z3R&index=22

>but Israel is based

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism_of_small_differences

he also thought black people were animals which is DISGUSTING

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Scotcuck here

I went to a posh school which offered some A-levels in 6th year so I did A-level maths and got an A*

utter state of English plebs needing 2 years for that shit

FRANCE UTTERLY AND UNEQUIVOCALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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greek yogo
starwberr preserv
proton powde

mix
eat
delish
simple as

foul.

Top trend on Twitter for some reason.

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that lass is naked

love hezbollah me

oh just fuck off the lot of you

>In 1939, he wrote a request letter for Hitler to avoid war, but it never reached its intended recipient because of an intervention by the ((British government.))

youtube.com/watch?v=8W1nEotp3RY

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Iran are the good guys

you would think that something inbetween a chad lite and an incel lite is impossible and that there are only 4 categories of men, but i am in fact something inbetween a chad lite and an incel lite

delicious legs

hey now

love girls legs

>yourself
this is my main battle
>the world aroudn me
this is a harder one, it's incredibly difficult to even define the terms on which something as vague and intangible as 'the world around me' can be made 'better'.

many have tried to make the world better and made it worse in some way. some will say its better when others say its worse. the evidence of the ivnestigations of how to make the world better (say academic studies on psychology or economics) are often conflicted in their findings and end up as shit-fests over methodology (what question should be asked and how should the sentence answering it be structured) such that there is never consensus.

How can I, a mere flawed speck begin to singlehandedly improve this thing i can't see or touch and have only heard about second hand?

I do strive to anyway according to my deeply flawed knowledge of what better and worse look like, i contribute to society, i follow its laws, i do a job which is for more of a social concern rather than a profit motive, i volunteer and help strangers in random acts of kindness. But why should i feel any obligation do this outside of self-interest?

>you would think that something inbetween a chad lite and an incel lite is impossible and that there are only 4 categories of men, but i am in fact something inbetween a chad lite and an incel lite

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But Israel has never been Islamic land

enigmatic post

Tea:

8x tesco veggie burgers
1x entire bag of oven wedgies
8x tesco chocolate chip pancakes(with golden syrup)
1x large bar of dairy milk oreo
2x dairy milk caramel muffins

rate, a decent tea, will definitely be needing some supper before bed though

reckon incel lite is the most represented group on /brit/, and there are slightly more chad lites than true incels

would not care one iota if iran lobbed a nuke on the kikes triangle tbqhwyl

quite fond of the New York Deli burger from weatherspoons

has pickles and pastrami and all sorts

>8x tesco veggie burgers
stopp readin ther

pale 16 year olds wearing barely anything

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>Gandhi had established 3 football clubs in Durban, Pretoria, and Johannesburg all of which were given the same name: Passive Resisters Soccer Club.

except when it was under the ottomans and various caliphates prior to that.

fat shit

>Learning Esperanto on Duolingo

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That's from the movie