What happens here? All I know is

>you will never engage in melancholic polyphony with your breast bros while shirtless
youtu.be/PJytsC4PKPA

Good nature and cuisine. Friendly people

>this: shaksha shsh hamashshs shshsh tshshs hurshshsh

>beautiful

youtube.com/watch?v=EqvGJERHbOY

OLA SEÑOR LOS BURRITOS DESPACITOS AY AY AYYYY KKKKKKKKKKK LOCO LOCO

Sounds Turkish

>They produce both world ranking strongmen/rugby players and chess players
>They're the second Christian country ever
>Their language has three scripts
>They called their female leaders "King"
>They have their own version of pizza with eggs on top
>They are the first people to cultivate wine and have a village with an 8000 year old vintage
>Almost everyone is named either Giorgi or Nino
>There's a ton of churches but 85% of the country is devoutly Orthodox so people are constantly crossing themselves
>Notoriously bad drivers
>UNESCO considers their hospitality to be a transcendental cultural trait of their people
>One of the top cheese producing countries per capita
>Cultural obsession with "love at first sight", hookup and dating culture is very hard as a result
>Really hate being confused with the US state of Georgia
>One of their leaders was supposedly 8 feet tall
>Ukrainian and Georgian people are good friends
I don't know how much of this is accurate, I picked it up over the years through talking to Georgian anons + watching documentaries + knowing a dude who was born there

>mexican accent

>sound like 22 spanish speaking countries

Ayyy le drunk mr potatoe

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi2nbD7s_C4

Nobody cares, spico

What instrument is that dude playing?

Guitar, silly

I know what, I mean what kind of guitar? I'm an earlet and can't tell if it's an acoustic, classical, or some local version

Classical, I believe

>>They have their own version of pizza with eggs on top
Hachapuri its not pizza ameriburger

I know, it's just often advertised as "Georgian pizza" in Clapistan due to its similarities

>Japan
>whining about Ming
Try being Korea and then you can talk.

>>Really hate being confused with the US state of Georgia
I highly doubt they care about that at all since the only people who even consider the US state to be any relevant are US citizens or people from NA, so it's not really an issue irl.
>>Ukrainian and Georgian people are good friends
Also Poles from what I've noticed.

Thanks, now I want to travel there.

You forgot that, just like ukraine,it's a soviet shithole of the worst kind :^)

Why are you going to every post-Soviet related thread and talking about Ukraine?

Home of Uncle Joe Stalin

>almost impossible for non-natives to learn
Almost impossible to pronounce maybe, but not to learn.

What do Georgians think of Stalin and Beria?

>I highly doubt they care about that at all since the only people who even consider the US state to be any relevant are US citizens or people from NA, so it's not really an issue irl.
They care. Because we are trolling them with it.

>feels bad man
youtube.com/watch?v=3HDOQk1SBWQ

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It sounds beautiful. See and

I wish I lived in an ancient mountain place with old temples, cheap but high quality wine, special snowflake language, and cherry plums everywhere.

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Become a Boer farmer and then apply for a piece of land: youtube.com/watch?v=4M6HiXxgx0w

Wanna know what I think about Georgia? I think it's exactly like the Balkans. Georgia is an honorary Balkan country. Not the Balkans in the sense of Slovenia, though, but of Serbia and Greece. Sort of kebabified Mediterranean Orthodox people.

I can grow tomatoes in my backyard, does that count?

Don't take what I say next for granted, but god are you Slowvenians the most autistic posters. The only thing you post about is the Balkans and how badly you don't want to be associated with them.

Idk, you'd have to ask Georgian embassy about that.

> tfw no georgian gf

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Didn't write anything about wanting to distance myself from the Balkans, you butthurt Bulgarchite.

oooo dietene mir bre. qysh je, a je mir? pasha buken dua te ha fli

Lmaoo, this might be the purest Albanian sentence,
Not a single loanword

bear in mind I didn't have to look up a single word. I've learned it all from my friends.

>Everything is made of stone
brah

Obviously not literally, but as a sentiment i.e. everything in America is plastic

That was my post
You should've owned entire Indonesia and maybe Indochina too by that time

>dad sold our house in kartli

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ყვერო :3

good nature, but terrible cities and people

>Notoriously bad drivers
this is false, Georgians are dangerous driver and not very good ones, Eurocucks are just pussies and think that driving fast is diving badly.
youtube.com/watch?v=zcL1H8t6qTo

Nope. That project was for Afrikaners only. As far as I know, since they were sort of persecuted in SAR, our government offered them a place to settle. While yes, them being a notoriously good farmers played the role, it was also more of a helping hand. Thats just by my knowledge, though.

meant to say
Georgian are dangerous driver and very good ones*

they have ejective consonants and complex verb conjugations

>check the comments
>the guy got killed in an accident while doing donuts

RIP Gio

>Georgia
>Stalin was Georgian
>Erdogan is of Georgian descent

Mb Georgians are natural born dictators

No, Ironically, he died while he WASNT driving, on a regular affair, AFAIK

Saw a georgian movie once, where a borat looking guy goes to pilot school or something. Was okay.

found it
youtube.com/watch?v=P4k2LNPRV-0

the fat armenian side kick looks absolutely hideous.

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Not that same leaf but, lmao savage