I really with I was born in rural America. So comfy

Being American is all I ever wanted

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>see thread in catalog
>mouseover to see op flag
>russian
it's always russian retard dreaming about le rural america like in my favorite 90s movies xdd

Ah, before San Francisco was shit

I grew up rural. I love being rural. It's always significantly more dilapidated then these photos. Tbhq it's not comfy irl.

Nigger I live in actually rural area.
Not some yankee-fied bullshit where all you do is peel potatoes and eat snow

Now fuck off and go back to climbing your tree you fucking animal bitch

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Why not rural Russia?

I like Far Cry 5

>San Fran
>ever not shit

>West Coasters actually believe this
The only cities that have EVER been decent in the USA are East Coast cities, aside from NYC

ALL the others are nothing more than Mob/Mafia/Gang playgrounds

>t. was too close to uncle Cleetus when growing up
How's pic related any different than the south?

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Tell me about Savannah

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>those clean old japanese pickups
Boner achieved

>ugly ass geography
>ugly ass trees
>ugly ass people
>ugly ass rocks
>ugly ass water
>ugly ass sky
>ugly ass clouds

Where'd you grow your potatos at anyways Yankee? In your nutsack? We all know the only thing Idaho is good for is Lynx and potatos.

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I always wanted to live in a comfy Russian town. Idc if it's poor. Russia looks nice.

You are one angry retard

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Rural Scania is way comfier and not filled with meth.

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enlighten me with pictures of the south

Lots of bl*Ck people and crime.

Nobody actually visits it their, if they're from Georgia.

We just use it to trick tourists into visiting the state

Found your sisters dildo yankee.
Tell her to use it next time instead of fucking a micro-dick yankee

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literally "they live" movie

Being born in America is the opposite of comfy because you have surgery performed on your genitals without anesthesia, flooding your brain with cortisol at its most pliable stage.

>rural Scania

It has its charms, but it's more like the continent than it is true Scandinavia. Rural north is where it's at.

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here yankee

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>southerners will never know the serene soundscape of a vast and hilly forest in the bright summer night

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No fertile land up there, they essentially live on government gibs so they can buy snow scooters to ride in the winter. Götaland and Svealand is nice though.

reminds me of home

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>Norrland intensifies

youtube.com/watch?v=itSEXCTuRg4

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>You will never live in 70s-90s America
Feels Batman

nothing special

>No fertile land up there

That's where you're wrong, southron scum. The north is the region of the country that has the highest share of locally produced foods on its plates.

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Rural Ostrobothnia is best

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Go back to having sex with your battle axe you fucking Vikings. Nobody cares about Swedish """""""""""nature"""""""""""""

ugly as shit, just like you. Shocker

>wanting to live in a time where crime was worse than Brazil
Almost was surprised then I realized your from Brazil.

That's just a random picture you Yankee filth, 99% of the South looks like that. Shit I have area around my house that looks nicer than the photo

Those houses so separate? Which one is for you to cry because you have autism in?

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>the buttblasted s*uthron itt thinking his nigger filled swamp is better than the north

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>t. South diaspora that's trying to make the south look bad

Sure thing dude, prove it.

Then you have a lovely home.

Of course you disrespect our Finnish friends, you're probably a bl*Ck 'person', most southerners are.

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PRAISE JEEBUS OH LAWDY REEKUS ANOTHER YANK DOWN AMIRITE JOHN YEEHAW

reminds me of hyam

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Don't. It is hell.

>be yankee
>live in concrete jungle

>be """"""rural yankee""""""
>have to eat your dog to stay alive in winter

>be flyover yankee
>have to watch out for children of the cobb

>implying i'm a filthy yankee

Ah yes, and here we see, the Yankee heathen. What a surprise. You turned your back on God when you let in the Irish and the Krauts, now you see why I wish to genocide yankees.

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holy shit, trees in the uk!!!

Skåne, not mentioned.

There is seriously something wrong with this southern idiot.
Now you see why the south is shit, check out the people.

Shutup faggot you're making us look bad. You're worse than the niggers that I saw in Charlotte

It also says, milk products, meat and vegetables. You have more space to have animal farmas up there but the land still isn't as fertile.

>Nigger I live in actually rural area.
> fucking animal bitch
I can only wish to attain such mastery

Southern education is not so great.

I always wanted to live really far north, like Alaska, but Alaska is shit and has no infrastructure so I get really jealous of nords

>be yankee
>enter south
>get sent to prison
>oh shit
>starve
>guards aren't even corrupt, you're just incompetent
>another yankee breaks your legs, oh no!
>beg King Yankee to save you
>South agrees
>Yankees tell you to fuck off
>die
>claim that the South were the bad guys

What, did you travel through NC and now think your southern you fucking proto-yankee?
Everyone knows Charlotte is a shithole. Using that as an example is like saying Europe is comparable to Donetsk

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The south were the bad guys, just accept it.

I live in rural south Carolina

>you're making us look bad.
not at all, a bit of internal conflict is character building for a nation, I am watching with interest

TT_TT

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Oh so a meme state created by the Br*tish

You fuckers are the plague of the South
EVERY bad thing is traced back to you

It makes me smile that thousands of yankees are buried under my feet that nobody ever remembered. There families cried, yet no one was there HAHAHAH

Bless your heart

Of course it isn't. Scanians buy everything from Denmark and the continent in general. The north can always subsist on its own for many reasons. Among them our high local food production, general attitudes towards it, general self-sufficiency in terms of hunting and fishing, etc. Whereas when the south's supply chain with all its complex optimizations fails, you'll fucking starve until Abdullah reks your shit for the can of foreign beans you were saving in your cupboard for dinner. I'll still be having moose steak for dinner when that happens.

>milk products, meat and vegetables.

I.e. the basis of any sensible diet. We don't eat much halloumi, couscous and halal goats up here. Go order some fucking baba ganoush or something.

>I always wanted to live really far north, like Alaska, but Alaska is shit and has no infrastructure so I get really jealous of nords

Yeah, it's a nice place to live if you know how to live it.

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I'm pretty sure this picture is main st. Montpelier, VT. You don't want to live there, trust me.

is that fresh water or salt water?

Basically fresh. You will only find fresh water fish like perch and pike there.

It's the Kvarken strait in the northern Baltic. So it's the sea, but it's not that salty due to the many sources of freshwater runoff.

What's so bad about Montpelier?

huh cool

You would get shot

You acknowledge that Hollywood makes shit up yet you view the people of rural America exactly the inaccurate way Hollywood portrays them

Even with all the bl*cks and sp*cs we have here its still a 1000 times better than your hell hole y*nk stain