/brit/

used to scare me when the police helicopter used to shout over a tannoy when they were looking for a missing person

if you had made this post with a trip you would have been already halfway there

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Are these mens or womens?

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felt up a russian girl's arse on the bus lads (to be more accurate she was resting it on my hand)

Watching the second season of The Americans, the woman has stopped fucking the negro so I like it a bit more now, still a bit annoyed about it though.

Pootoil's got me exhausted

No excuse for my behaviour
Friday to Sunday that's three days gone
I just touched base and saw my neighbours
First thing the asked is how the rave was
Living life like I'm rich and famous
But I just spunked every penny of my wages
Packed lunch ting everyday next week
'Til the end of the month I'm on Sainsbury's basics
I got missed calls I should've picked up
Or maybe I shouldn't 'cos I was pissed up
Sent a few texts I regret so I need another drink
Just to look through my inbox
Staring at a screen tryna process nonsense
Can't smoke through my self made problems
Every memory I made well it's long gone
But I'll be back next week for my swan song

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There are a thousand times more ugly men than women who genuinely don't care about looks

LARP as a conservative communist.

love underage girls and anime me

no matter how good your posts are you'll experience hatred

190cm master race has the wittiest posts on /brit/ yet gets so much derision

if you tripfag people will hate you regardless of what you psot

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That would be too easy and I would be ignored, I want to be divisive.

i'm english and think he's hilarious although i'm still in two minds about his twitter behaviour

why do you keep posting this haha

Bobby's make the best candy

WHOOOOA WE'RE HALFWAY THERE

WHOOOAAAAAHOOOOO

LIVIN ON A PRAYER

just larp as a turbocommie

obviously he bought them and someone told me they look feminine

having flashbacks to the time the brrghghrhan proproprinomnmdrdrumns extracted my life force in the 10th dimension

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pretend to be 190kg or the pakistani nonce

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>teehee I'm english btw

youtube.com/watch?v=pe8BZgVIpZA
>vengan a venezuela para q vivan la realidad a ver si logran sobrevivir aunque sea un mes con el peor sueldo de latinoamerica con la inflacion,escasez,desabastecimiento,inseguridad,control de cambio, y la corrupcion mas brutal de toda la historia politica del pais ! aqui no existe socialismo es solo un populismo mediocre donde los politicos llevaron a la miseria y la esclavitud .

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Why does 190 post as an user when he stands out a fucking mile

mmm

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>im english and

we all stopped reading there right fellas?

Cannot wait to try 200ug

lets do some dancing
youtube.com/watch?v=uRNrXf62Gfc

190 tries this but is quite clearly a beta freak

Don't want my door getting broken down at 4 in the morning.

LARP as a western pig hating Chinese socialism

what arab country is that?

comfy

haven't kissed a girl in 5 months

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WAKE ME UP

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can't wait to fuck my gf when i see her on wednesday

ate an entire medium sized pizza all by myself

I am prescribed Pregabalin, apparently people in Northern Ireland take it recreationally, I can't think why.

runtoid

hey fuck you

Slavery was WRONG

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Is that not normal? I do that with a large pizza

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Slavery was wrong
Segregation made more sense

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

no u

euphoria at a higher dose

lol

all I do nowadays is watch youtube animal encounters

flipside
catch you faggots on
etc. etc.

youtu.be/T6OHU30v24Q

Reminder to not call us Scotch
It's offensive and we don't like it

Thank you!

used to get two mediums (one free with a coupon) and say, I'll one of them for breakfast.... never managed that

Wish I had a black qt

bet she's an animal in bed

white power

>Slavery was wrong

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(s)he has the exact same eye and hair color as me
weird

cute
would let her stab me in the stomach

Our Father who art in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy name;
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
On earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread;
And forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who trespass against us;
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.

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my clay

How do you like your eggs lads?

you can't say swear words on American television but police and crime programs showing guns, shooting, violence and drugs is A-OKAY

#girlswhoread

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probably the same jaw and chin as you too you little runt

Am I the only black now Jeffereys gone?

slow down when you eat you fat cunt. you're having way too much for din dins.

Any hairy legs man in?

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Ok, she normal text to me but wrote in a manner she never rights to me. She's not replied in 30 minutes even though it says she's active.

Getting worried here lads, someone comfort me.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GABAA_receptor

Fascinating the complex shit that goes on when you get high

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Poached, but if the yoke is not runny I will clobber you.

how can she read and watch a film

not even a very good book

cretinous poseur

American Christianity is dumb as shit. Threw away all the good and retained all the bad.

>43:26
youtube.com/watch?v=WuUSRZtwYL0

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told my dad something today I was nervous to say but it turned out ok

saw a pickle rick bumper sticker the other day

grim stuff 2bqh

he's in america and is still posting
there's a few wogs about though

LOL you call that hairy

>teehee I'm black btw

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raw

>fat
Not even. I am tall though so I can comfortably eat more than short men. Which you're not, of course you're not.

not hairy

'cuz I'm just floatingggg

Love this film pure kino