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filipino internet edition

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first for najib

>tfw extremely slow Monday and been browsing Jow Forums almost 100% of the time I'm at work today

btw i use arch

I'm telling mr Tan.

My boss(es) are unironically Catholics of Jewish descent

Semangat SBMPTN-nya adek-adek

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besarnya hidung

>debian
>arch

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Ah, working under the real jews
Most of us here work under sub-jews

I remember passed SNMBPTN for huge uni with high passing grade and small ratio of getting accepted just to throw it away years after because depression.
Now i have no job.

>using Linux

Is this your pre-university exam? Here most people finish Form 5 (SPM) equivalent to GCE O-levels. To enter uni you need to do either Form 6 STPM (equivalent to A-Levels) or take a Foundation/Matrix course. Anything after Form 5 is optional.

No, it's basically the entrance exam.

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Tomorrow is the day lads, are you excited?

It's just going to be the same old same old.

hehehe you get what you pay for

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yes, and thursday will be public holiday!

WAKE ME UP

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Tell that to tagalogs. lmao

Dont wake up the bisayans and sexpats

Soon

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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How would I go about marrying Monita Tahalea?

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>and sexpats
Too late, I'm up

>(((Manado)))

>tfw going to be learned in the jewish arts in a decidedly jewish field

gay

Anyway, my sister appears to be being slowly converted to Islam by her friends. Been considering ways to prevent it. Might just kidnap her and take her back to the UK. I can bare the embarrassment of having a sister who has gone native here, I can't bare the embarrassment of a Muslim relative though.

I might try and match her up with a Christian. Maybe Batak?

>asking this in a thread full of muslim fundamentalists

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Why, why did they have to name that senile old cunt as the PM candidate?

don't be so islamophobic, you don't wanna get arrested for hate speech when you're back in the UK do you?

>notice she has switched from calling God, Tuhan to calling Him Allah
>catch her saying subhanallah or someother arabic phrase while chatting to a friend on the phone
>suddenly has acquired a quran and some Indonesian translation of various Bukhari hadiths
>goes quiet when I make fun of Muslims while we are "driving" around Jakarta

She is vulnerable as the outsider and we all know how much muslims love white converts.

You lads definitely flow with islamic goodness :^)

I don't get why you chose to live in the most populous Muslim country in the world if you hate Muslims.

coz he fricken bAsEd he will btfo le najis XD

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I don't live here. I happily live in the UK, I just spent most of my teenage years in Samarinda. My sister does live here though. I'm just visiting her.

And I don't hate Muslims, I just mock your religion from time to time, its more affectionate than anything. But I am Christian, hence why I don't want my sister to fall to, in my mind, a false religion almost definitely because she thinks it will let her fit in better as a bule.

WE

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I bet your sister dont care about you

Modern Christianity is literally a false religion with your trinity conceit which smells like the worst headcanon fan fic. Jesus is not god. He was a prophet and a human just like Abraham, Noah, Moses. Him being turned into God was a later Jewish conspiracy to subvert christians because Jews could not stand being proven wrong. They even inserted the cult of the mother goddess as worship of virgin Mary.

t.errorist

m8, I'm not going to debate about the divinity of Jesus on fucking /asean/, I am well aware of the Muslims claims about Paul, modifying Christianity after the fact, I've spent enough time around Muslims to have heard all these fucking arguments, again and again.

>They even inserted the cult of the mother goddess as worship of virgin Mary.
I'm protestant.

>I'm protestant.
Based

>Him being turned into God was a later Jewish conspiracy to subvert christians because Jews could not stand being proven wrong.
Wrong, there was mutual hate between Jews and Christians for centuries. It's a complicated matter, but if anything, the establishment of Christianity as a world religion has more to do with Rome than Jews.

I agree with your sentiment, I definitely don't want my sister to convert to Christianity for example. However it's her right to do whatever she wants. So I might be fine with that. Still, my dad will be furious about it definitely. He can't even allow me to have non-muslim gf.

Good morning /asean/

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>protestant
Based.

My sister is free to do as she wishes, I will just do anything I can to influence her away from it.

NONCE ALERT

>notice she has switched from calling God, Tuhan to calling Him Allah
With arabic pronunciation or not? Because protestant use Allah to call the God but with bahasa pronunciation, so "Allah" instead "Auwoh."
>catch her saying subhanallah or someother /arabic phrase while chatting to a friend on the phone
Normal for Indonesian people.
>suddenly has acquired a quran and some Indonesian translation of various Bukhari hadiths
Kek

>With arabic pronunciation or not? Because protestant use Allah to call the God but with bahasa pronunciation, so "Allah" instead "Auwoh."
I'd say closer to the Arabic but she is likely copying her friends (she works with and knows mostly hiijabis), so maybe its just social mimicking.

>Normal for Indonesian people.
I've never heard a non-muslim use them, but then again nearly every Indonesian is Muslim, so its not exacty like I have a good sample to compare.

>Kek
I've been meaning to ask her whether they were gifts or she actually bought them. But I suspect she would realise what I am getting at and I don't yet want to reveal my concerns to her.

>I've never heard a non-muslim use them, but then again nearly every Indonesian is Muslim, so its not exacty like I have a good sample to compare.
In Java, some people use it. My professor uses it too and he's a christian.

What I don't get is why does Indonesia have a Red Cross instead of a Red Crescent when Indonesia is majority Muslim.

M'sialads are you stocking up on water and Maggi to prepare for the shitstorm after tomorrow?

Most of the Christians I knew in Samarinda were Batak, so I suspect that is why they didn't use it. I imagine the general population are a lot more likely to use it, even if Christian.

Even speaking Bahasa, I'd never use these phrases. Privileging Arabic is a Islamic thing to do.

Indonesia is secular so that is why they are happy with the cross. I suspect originally its due to Dutch influence.

I don't even know that red crescent is a thing. Since my childhood, I only know that red cross is for health-related thing. Even the cross with snake and shit is related to drugstore and I don't think more than that.

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You understand that Jow Forums is not for international politics, right? Just a containment board for western right-winger

I didn't make the thread la, I just corrected his post so I could see what it was.

Ok sorry

Post-election Jow Forums isn't for discussing international politics now.

Kek, Tony Fernandes' FB page is being bombarded with PH supporters

If Tony Fernandes love the gomen and country so much why he send his daughter to British international school and not patriotic sekolah kebangsaan?

>wake up
>the whole bed feels like I pissed on it from the sheer amount of sweat while I slept
this happens everyday im tired of it bros free me from this hell

Sounds like your to late, there is more to becoming a muslim that putting on a hijab

Unironically sleep in Sogo, that's what I do sometimes if my house is too hot

how much for 6 hours

why didn't you try again next year user?
i tried twice and didn't get any tho

i don't think there's a six hour option, there's just 12 and 24 hours. Price also depends on the type of room.

What this has to do with anything? I'm not even saying that he's patriotic or not or whether he made the choice solely for his interest, I'm just commenting on how once you're not on the side of Pakatan, you're automatically ridiculed and demonised but once you crossed over to Pakatan, all of your sins are absolved.

You can say the same thing about BN but we aren't going through all the struggles just to replace BN with another BN painted with other colour.

Many are complaining about BN's monopoly of mainstream media and using government apparatus to sell their propaganda but that's exactly what is happening right now with Selangor Kini and TV Selangor which are funded by Selangor State fund.

how are they popular as love hotels then I'm not going to fuck some woman I picked up from the streets for 12 hours jesus christ

that's right my dude, you have to make her a devout christian.
also please post her hand

So let me get this straight: Malaysians hate BN but think that PH isn't much better?

>PH isn't much better?
Its much worse with Mahathir in charge, that guy is Marcos tier disaster in the current climate of oil price.

PH is now hijacked by old BN/UMNO

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So basically, Malaysians think that PH is just BN 2.0, so they think that no matter who wins, it's as if UMNO still rules?

Hey, at least Mahathir encouraged big events and manufacturing. Marcos messed up big time in that sense. Mahathir is still better than Marcos.

Think of it as Najib loyalists and Mahathir loyalists and you'll be on the right track
When Najib took over, Mahathir loyalists got the boot; they made PH and want back in
Everything else is just noise (implying PH after winning will actually kick out china investment & remove gst)

It's as if UMNO still rules, but simply by having two party politics instead of one party politics adds an extra layer of accountability. It's also argued that DAP and PKR together can act as a stronger check on Bersatu than MCA and MIC ever could for UMNO.

>extra layer of accountability
You are seriously underestimating the guy who killed old UMNO,abolished monarchy immunity, turned the military and police into his tool of tyranny and destroyed the judiciary.

I stopped believing that DAP is for transparency when they awarded the tunnel project by proposal (code name for direct nego) and PKR removal of Khalid Ibrahim

Is gay rights a DAP policy?

There is no major party that supports gay rights, that would be a death sentence for Malay votes.

The only right that gay can have is the right to kill himself.

Good, LGBT propaganda is out of control here and keeping my child safe from it is one of the reasons I want to move to Malaysia.

>>>/voat/

Outer pol is aids /sg/ only

faggot

>the new umno lama

that's a funny way of saying "semangat 46"

If pakatan wins, we'll get extra public holiday.

Tagalogs dont even work. everyday is a holiday to them

utterly based

Batak here. Please give gf

>turn full headcannon himself
another epic display of muslim logic, you sure showed him

>batak
rofl do you hate islam so much you would match her to a primitive savage?

batak upperclass in java is the best suited with western lifestyle than any other native.
on the other hand its abominable to race-mix, dude should just get one of his friend to court his sister

Say that to my face not online and see what happens

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"siesta all day fiesta all night"
thats tagalogs motto

you are wrong, gay and lesbo malay is mushrooming nowadays, plus there's alot of lesbian sjw chink around here in KL, Malaysia is dying slowly, hopefully there wont be tranny kids roaming the cities in the future

>hopefully there won’t be tranny kids walking around in the future

You guys already have a tranny selling nasi lemak on the street.Its too late

tranny is literally thing of the past shithead.
they're remnant, not pinnacle

Bisayans dont even work all they do is eat pagpag and slum around in thier rivers

And fuck whities so lazy