Winner of eurovision 2018

>israel
>eurovision
>euro
what

The Eurovision is cultural Marxism

What tae fuck? Israel is not real, nor european

Fucking propaganda has to stop

she kinda looks like the mutt drawings

>30 seconds in
>LOOK AT ME I'M A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE

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she has a nice voice. shame she has to waste it on hipster bullshit while at the same time being morbidly obese.

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oh no she didn't

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Jesus Christ, no one care about that shitvision.

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Are these genuine comments or just a Hasbara-army doing their thing?

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Vote portugal

>wakamakaumba reee
>I'M A MANATEE AND I'M BEAUTIFUL, FUCK YOU
>*chicken noises*
pls no

Baffles me that C*ntinentals still give a shit about ***Euro***vision.

Nah, Portugal's song is nice but the ladies who sing it are really bad singers. Don't make that mistake. Salvador was awesome. They are just trying to rip him off and be "special" as well, talking about someone's dead grandmother or something

Except people actually care

Salvador didn't die for this...

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JIDF

He didn't die wtf

Yeah, I agree, main girl is cute but they're going for the exact same thing as Salvador.

Just a joke.

what the fuck is this shit

the chorus is kinda catchy but what the fuck is the chicken part

only poor slavs do

what a pity

>Edgermany

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he is retarded and his song was shitty. he only won due to the fact that he's a literal retard and muh diversity

POST QT PERFORMERS FROM THIS YEARS CONTEST NOW!!!!

Estonia is going to win though.

How the fuck does Salvador count as "diversity"? Just because he sang in Portuguese?

because he's mentally challenged

Imagine being fat in Israel. That little Sparta does everything to keep you fit - obligatory military service, constant threat of war, hot climate - and yet people manage to overcome this, growing their bellies to disgusting size.

He just has a heart problem and some quirks, yes. Fucking nazi. Go fuck yourself

look how he behaves. he's not normal. he needs to be euthanized.

wtf germany

Rude you are just jealous because Germany has been bottom 2 for the last 3 years

>Not watching eurovision

way to out yourself as newfags

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Fucking wh*tes, fat fucks will never be attractive

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I don't think it's a rip off from Salvador. You probably didn't watch Festival da Canção. This song was actually among the ones that stirred away the most from Amar Pelos Dois. It's definitely the one that sounded the most "modern" among the favourites.
It's just not nearly as good as what we sent last year. But it would always be very hard to match that song.
And RTP usually doesn't invest much effort in our entries. They wouldn't do it this year when they're the ones hosting.

You couldn't act more plebbish if you wanted. Plebbovision is the show for you.

Claudia has a great voice and that song has more feeling than Salvador

If it went last ear it would have won

Kek

>German humour

Just because it's the most popular doesn't mean it's going to win. Italy's last year was way more popular but it only came 6th because the live performance wasn't great. I bet the exact same thing will happen here.

Claudia saves the song for me. Without her voice, the song feels quite empty and monotonous.

the jury always screws it

It came 6th in televotes and 6th in jury votes. It had nothing to do with the jury.

I don't know why the other girl is on the stage, she isnt even credited

>tfw Irish
>our song literally has gay dancers performing on stage

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*cough* 2016 final *cough*

Do you understand what a backing vocalist is?

Thats Isaura, songwriter and she personally chose to not credit herself because she considered herself a backing vocalist.

Its like Alexander Walmann from Norway wasn't credited last year when he sang for JOWST

Isaura is credited. As composer of the song lmao.
But yeah, her presence on stage is a bit strange for the people watching at home, unaware of her role on the song, and I think it will cost us points. Song's about her dead granny to whom she was very close.

>he actually wanted the bland Russian song to win

1944 was a decent winner and was one of the most original entries that year, the only completely valid criticism for it is that it was political but quite a few of those have made it to the finals before so the shit-flinging about that was almost pointless.

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it was the most popular song and the live show was great

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Fucking jury thieves
All this cheap titty titillation for nothing. Won't somebody please think of the whores?

jury is so freaking fond of australia

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It was a bland pop song that blatantly copied Mans' Heroes from the year before. The jury made the right call.

'heroes' was nothing like that at all though.

>winner of eurovision 2018
it just started and doesn't end until the 12th you baiting shitposter.

if you go on the official site it doesn't even look like israel made it to the second semi-finals.

Based jury

Perhaps 'copied' was the wrong word. How about, 'ride the coat tails of'? It was absolutely, undeniably doing that. I'll take a more original song over a song blatantly designed to appeal to the Heroes crowd any day.

The only pop song in recent years that stood so above and beyond the other songs that it was a clear winner was Euphoria. Just a shame the Russian grannies were that same year, who were way more entertaining than the Russian song you're so salty about.

Israel in an Euro contest?

the best songs of 2016 were

1. russia
2. bulgaria
3. cyprus

the polish song was ok too. ukraine wasn't bad either but not #1 in my opinion. it was kinda original but sounded too whiny

Cyprus skyrocketing to the top odds for the bookies after tonight's jury show (the one that counts for jury score)

She cannot sing in tune. How is that good? Trust me, I'm a musician. I know my shit. She cannot sing.

2016 had a lot of decent songs, which is why I don't care about Russia at all. There was Beligium, France, Georgia and Armenia. Italy would've been up there if it just stayed purely Italian. Plus there was based Serhat, Dona kebab woman and the Belarusian wolf man who didn't get through the semis.

Russia just did not stand out to me at all compared to everything else, the only reason people care about it so much is because 1944 rustled their jimmies. I didn't even remember what exact song it was until I looked it up to remind myself. A lot of Russia's modern entries are like that for me really, the only one that I always remember is A Million Voices.

everyone loves australia

not sure about that

but at least you're european unlike Israel

It's probably pity. You live surrounded by nopes in the middle of nowhere. Plus you give (((them))) a lot of money

She hasn't won yet. And last year Italy was supposed to win but it came in as 7th.

Lol, literal gallina

so it's pretty much guaranteed we'll be fighting for last place with Germany, UK and Spain

>toy and Israel in the same sentence
made me think

Best summary. Kek

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I keep hearing this.
Italy wasn't even a favourite after betting quotas.

Are qt boys ok?

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2016 wasn't the year of titties, it was the year of Szpak

IIRC it was the clear favourite until the semis, when Portugal, Bulgaria and the rest performed, and then it lost traction.

Yes, unless the jury doesn't have ears. Otherwise, we're gonna be smashed. But then again, I thought she couldn't win Festival da Canção because of this issue with tuning. People are weird

Only the portuguese dude was hyped here.
Also Bulgaria a little.
Don't remember seeing anything mentioning Italy.
I was very suprised that they scored so high.

the jew has infected himself with his own shit.

here is the good version:
youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Mgrr1Nkx0

Damn, you're right. It was a repeat of the titty situation then, that one had a big audience-jury disparity too.
They don't like tits, they don't like pretty boys, how do you even satisfy them?

Go back to where you came from, Jow Forumstard

Jury put her second behind Catarina. They both performed bad in the final desu

My family only cared about Italy until the grand final then they jumped on the Bulgaria bandwagon when they saw it live. There was tons of salt when Salvador won, because it was 'boring' and 'shit'.

Salvador was the only one actually performing a song and not just popshit.

These might be the only hot girls I think
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HAHA jesus.

I was surprised Szpak scored low. He looks like a fag about to go tranny but I hear he gets a lot of pussy. Is this true?

Pretty sure they just don't like Poland and the Polish diaspora.

sweden will win it