>Go to Mexico
>decapitated
>Go to Germany
>raped
>Go to Sweden
>gang raped
> Go to France
>run over by truck
>Go to China
>run over by minivan
>Go to Middle East
>explode
>Go to Romania
>cursed by gypsies
>Go to Africa
>impaled on spear
>Go to Spain
>pickpocketed
>Go to England
>shoelaces confiscated
>Go to India
>step in shit
>Go to italy
>robbed
>Stay in USA
>live comfortable suburban life
Go to Mexico
Lucas King
Luis Rivera
This. USA is best USA.
Joseph Torres
>implying that getting gang raped isnt comfy AF
Cooper Reyes
>Stay in US
>Get _____
Hmm, I just can't think of anything...
Nicholas Reed
Stay in USA.
Yankee go home!
Logan Wilson
*gets shot*
Aiden Turner
Drop the spatula and put your hands on your head, Peter
Lincoln Perry
Shanghai is safer than even rural America. If you commit crime, 10 cameras catch it, and your ID is immidiatly tracked
Nicholas Diaz
Go back to Jow Forums and take your shit meme with you.
Angel Sullivan
>Stay in USA
>get shot by police
That's more accurate.
Logan Ortiz
Oh yeah, the usa is so much better than the rest of the world. Sure, burguer. Kys
Liam Brooks
La creatura
Julian Ross
>go to north korea
>get free tour guide entire trip
Grayson Perry
This. Best Koreans are masters of hospitality.
Andrew Moore
>Stay in USA
>live stressed suburban life made slightly bareable by prescription medication, with a BLACKED daughter and an autistic son who steals your AR-15 one day and lights up his classmates
Adam Rivera
>Go to US
>Get shot, stabbed, run over, blown up, shot again
>Have to pay $500,000 hospital bill
Colton King
>slowly healing in hospital
>doctors says "try moving your limbs"
>suddenly a cop jumps in the scene and shoots you
Ethan Richardson
>Go to Russia
>Get a glass bottle broken on your head
>Go to Canada
>Arrested and beaten for not being homosexual or for being caucasian
Jaxson Stewart
not gonna lie that was good
Daniel Johnson
>Go to England
>shoelaces confiscated
Jacob Wood
Spot on, lad
Julian Kelly
el cogecabras
dios mio