Culture Pals /cp/

I'm not used to being wanted edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

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culturepals.github.io/

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qtcrawler script:
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first for me

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This edition is very relevant to me.

Randy :DDDDDD

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Randy you got a fly on your lip. Don't move

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DON’T DO IT

>tfw I've already picked a beautiful and aesthetic location for my suicide
>tfw mom reminds me every day not to kill myself

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>have qt russian teacher from italki
>fall in love with her
>too beta to schedule another lesson
>months pass
>now I'm scared to schedule another lesson since I forgot all the russian I learnt

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Where's the special place lad?

It's on a beautiful bridge above a deep ravine. I always thought it was a magical when I was little. I almost jumped when I was 14 years old, but I thought I might regret my decision once I'm in the air.

lets jump together

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Well you'll only ever regret it if you fall and not die.
What brought you to this point?

(((
Don't jump now swissboi

>regreat it for a few seconds
>instead you choose to regret it for 20 years

There's just no joy in my life. I can't remember the last time I was truly happy. For 99% of the time I just feel completely dead inside. I thought that having some sort of gf experience (as I have with this Hapa right now) would change something, but nothing has.

life > death

You're 20 years old. You have lots of time to make something from your life
Also, this relationship sounds toxic

Christ, this is literal me. I had a gf and she only made my life worse. My mental health has been deteriorating every day. The thing that pushed me over the edge today was when my mum screamed at me for using too much water, because I have OCD and wash my hands 50-60 times a day. She doesn't care that I'm mentally ill, she just cares that it's costing her money.
Similarily, she's been really angry with me because my benefits were denied, because she forced me to act disabled both mentally and physically to earn her some money from the government and obviously this failed.
I want to die.

stop being depressed swiss friend

just do it, maybe she misses you : (

STOP IT SWISSBRO

don't do it, i'll miss you in these threads

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why don't you guys just be yourselves

>expecting salvation from a woman

Ain't nobody gonna fix you but yourselves. Your sense of self should never depend on someone else.

youtube.com/watch?v=F-BPUmS8dko

>Why oh God, am I so cursed
>Yesterday drunk, today again
>When she doesn't want me
>Why did she have to raise me from the ashes
>She raised me, and gave me a little happiness
>And then again without mercy returned me to ashes

the song tells you all you need to know

By the way, one of my qts unironically does LARPing

I'm confused because otherwise she's a a hot normie chick

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Swiss-bro don't kys!
There is much more in life to experience then you can imagine.

Welcome to adulthood lol, don't expect other to fix you improve yourself, learn to drive.
Since you are in Switzerland you can easily go everywhere in europe in a few hours.

this

She's (he's) a keeper :)

Since you seem to be from the Philippines, does the population of the country still use English daily or just Tagalog? Does anyone speak still Spanish in the country at all?

She(he) already showed her lack of a dick though :)

And well she's not asian so...

We have lots of dialects.
Spanish words are used in tagalog and it is spoken by atleast 20% of the population.
There's a dialect that mixes spanish and tagalog so that's the closest.
Those who speak pure Spanish are most likely old rich and are Spanish that race mixed with rich chinks.

>lack of a dick
(((

I never heard anything in tagalog

Link something local

youtube.com/watch?v=qfu0pwDwiqE

Which one of you is 0deadeyeballs0? I felt honestly sad for you and wanted to be friends ;-;

Abundance of hapas in this and also intro is so long.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZuVGeDrNBT4
it's about meeting your maker in your death.

something for grils,
youtube.com/watch?v=ts0cNzItMlw
about loving the wrong person and not listening to your momma.

Just had a fun 2+ hr voice chat about femdom fetish that lead to talking about butthole sizes and constipation.

>about butthole sizes and constipation.
absolute science

Did not even cyber at all. Just talked about fetishes and psychology. Absolute science.

i wonder though, aren't butt holes supposed to go back to its original size after some "things" happened to it?

I miss a lovely Portuguese-French Koreaboo girl who had a big boobies. We chatted all day long throughout the vacation. Also one autistic Norwegian Koreaboo girl. She lives in Oslo. She was a typical blond Nordic girl. Her name was Elise. I miss Her gigantic boobs also:\

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Just get online and find 100 other big boobed koreaboos, why are you even here?

But its ending was not good. Their parents were typical Eurocentric people. For older Europeans, skin color and race seemed to still be important.

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I think only to a certain point but I’m not sure. Can’t imagine a prolapsed anus to go back to a tight balloon knot.

Were you trying to marry or what? Why was it a problem?

>prolapsed anus
hmm I'd like to think only 2 in 100 people have that but there's no telling.

Their parents prevented them from contacting me. I was a college freshman at that time and they were in high school.

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you're freaking dumb you're born in a country that is one of the best in the world (except monaco) and do not even know that it is a great privilege! fucking shithole country citizens like chinese and indians will not be as pessimistic as you worthless punk!

hang on swissboi.

hang on britbong, don't wash hands over 60 times.

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Been talking to my qt for almost 2 years I’ve met her twice. She still doesn’t show any emotion or ever try and help me feel better when I feel like shit. Am I expecting too much here? All I want is for her to show she cares

Maybe she really doesn't care. She does not show any signals?

She doesn't care, should had ignored her long long ago :(

/renee0737
This is the first time I can't tell if the girl is attractive or ugly. 2 of the pics look bad, and 2 of them look good

She might be autistic. 2 years is a long time. Did you guys fuck when you met?

discord link fellas??

I think she looks good just needs to adjust her hair style.

interpals.net/little_tilly

Fake or not fake? There's some contrastive opinion about it

She looks good, also look at her lips hmmmmm

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Randy saves

>tfw keeping up your american qt past bed time

Calm down she's like a 6 judging by her good pics

The thing is when we met she was really cute and holding hands and being really close to me. We fucked and we had a great time but when we are apart she just goes kind of cold.

Is this the girl who is be busy with her exams and will be looking for a job right after?

naughy!

Yes but she makes time to message me so it’s not really because she is busy. And she isn’t really that busy anyway right now. She has done the exams and is just waiting for results now. It was like this before she had the exams and was just going to her job normally. I think she might be depressed and a little autistic

Well, you have an idea why she acts that way..
The only question is whether you can tolerate it.
Also, you know her for two years, you should be comfortable enough to tell her how you really feel.

He is sure about not liking 2D

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Post his account the fuck is the matter with you

jump you goddamn faggot, we don't need such pathetic idiots like you. do yourself and everyone else a favor and just do it.
youtu.be/TOGILbtEwAM

damnit jewtube, why would anyone want to copy the link of the add playing beforehand? here's the real link: youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0

>message an innocent message about some details in bio to a turk
>they read
>no reply
>2 days later view my profile and block me
>make a habbit not to view a profile twice, so unlikely I visited it again after sending message

Why do Turks always do this sort of autistic stuff? I can get not replying, we all do it from time to time, but to just straight up block people for sending one message.

I am offended and insulted.

Last time I told her that it seems like she ignores me and only wants to talk when she is bored. She got really angry. She would only talk when she was at work and just before she slept

>She would only talk when she was at work and just before she slept
This doesn't sound good at all.
like i said earlier if you can tolerate this, then go on, but if not, then drop her.
Don't prolong your suffering.

Gonna absolutely abuse this exam

Tems um cu que parece uma cebola! È de comer e chorar por mais!

As brasileiras vão adorar isso meu

UMA

>every fucking conversation dies in 10 msgs or less
>every convo ends with me sending a message, usually that they read but then don't reply to
how the fuck do I become interesting

Maybe she just hates messaging. I know tons of people like that. Does she pick up your calls when she's free? Make a habit of calling for an hour everyday.

A lot of women are shit at conversation desu, of all the women I message I only hold actual conversations with maybe 1 or 2, the rest either stop replying or I stop replying to them because they're boring.

The more attractive you are the more likely women will give you attention, as long as you're average you should be able to get the attention of some women.

So don't sweat it, most of the time they're boring or not really interested. Do try to find common ground and make sure your replies are open ended enough to let her follow up. Also don't just say 'hi' 'how are you', that's the fastest way to kill a conversation.

I'm sure someone has how to hold conversations infographs

This ((

She actually hates calling. We sent voice messages a few times though and she said she enjoys them. I’ve never actually tried to call her

famous last words.

honestly, why do people suddenly block like this, all i did was not reply for like 3 days.

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She seemed interested also lol i would've wanted to see her toilet paper art :)

Some Brazilian girl messaged me first, I think she's the first user to have done that, profile is pretty sparse, I reverse image searched the pictures but found nothing.
Four messages in she wants my Skype, this seems too good to be true, she's way too good looking. Is this a ruse?

it was a turkish hipster girl, if you wanna talk to her, also when i say i didn't reply for 3 days, i mean i didn't login for 3 days.

gril turks always block people right away. :') you're lucky you exchanged messages.
See

>she wants my Skype
That's not all she wants >:)
Jk. What's the worse that could happen if you tell her your skype?

Well now I've got to download Skype first and foremost. What a bother!!

Just use Skype for web you cuck

She's a qt so it's alright. Besides, you will get other qts with skype in the future, so why not?

No woman can make me use Microsoft's products!!

some 16yo one Br messaged me
she was pretty hot but i didnt really bother replying.

Anyway where the fuck are all the dutchboos on the site?Also some want to see my photos/drawings, where should i upload them?

Then make the woman use apple.
Translation: send the brazilian qt an iphone. If you're feeling extra generous, send her an iPad.

>where the fuck are all the dutchboos on the site?
Hi
Or Indonesia :')

You can make an album there. Or upload to imgur then send link. I find that tedious though.

Qt is very emotional and sensitive and has legit problems. Like both her parents are alcoholics and her dad beats her mom (he got kicked out) and her mom will disappear for weeks at a time (qt is in high school). But she seems to really like me and she's really cute and is really kinky but sometimes just randomly gets upset in the middle of lewd time and stops it. Do you think she's alright for a sideqt or should I drop?

Im not really into azns....
cant really upload them in ip because it has (artistic) nudity :D

>Im not really into azns....
Try Morocco >:) jk
Just upload the ones with no nudity or that imgur thing.
That's what i've been doing so far.

i dont think imgur itself has a policy against nudity, just interpals

>qt is in highschool
Just stop right there

>Qt is very emotional and sensitive and has legit problems
>Should I continue to use her for lewds?
???

my.mixtape.moe/ozkzam.mp4

dead fucking thread

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good stuff

shame about the face

Love black girls