Brits still measure weight using rocks

>brits still measure weight using rocks
Why are they so backward?

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>Frances Chan

what a qt

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>Americans don't have a medium way of dividing up pounds

10, 20, 100, 200, etc.

For example someone 200lbs is skinny, but someone 300lbs is overweight. 400lbs would be obese.

>For example someone 200lbs is skinny, but someone 300lbs is overweight. 400lbs would be obese.
Top kek

>200lbs
>skinny
what the fuck

300 is obese you fat fuck

obvious bait is obvious

>american weight perception

>*blocks your path*

>*wheezes heavily*

>"Sir, you appear to have a BMI under 30. Under state law I am legally required to escort you to the nearest fast food restaurant for your choice and ensure that you consume at least 9,000 kJ worth of fast food in one meal. If you decline you will be fined $500 USD"

What do you do, Jow Forums?

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>16 oz to lbs
>14 lbs to st
>160 st to a ton

Why is there a rogue 14 in there to confuse people?

Yale is in America you idiot

>implying imperial measurements are supposed to make sense

12 inches to 1 foot.
3 feet to 1 yard.
1760 yards to 1 mile.

3 teaspoons to 1 tablespoon
2 tablespoons to 1 fluid oz.
20 fluid oz. to 1 pint.
2 pints to 1 quart.
4 quarts to 1 gallon.

It makes sense in the demented mind of the eternal anglo

gonna have to apply for a teaspoon licence after brexit

>9,000 kJ
I think you mean 9000 Calories you fucking commie

I do it then go home and Jow Forums those calories away.

>yfw the gallon is based on the liquid weight and therefore the gallon changes for every liquid and for every temperature

>student has a mental illness
>hurr durr better expel them

>9000 Calories
You will starve on that. Dumb Murricunts can't distinguish between Calories and Kilo Calories.

Calories with a capital C is kilocalories, as opposed to calories with a lowercase c. Dumb fucking illiterate kraut.

pls no fighting

It’s currently defined as 231 inches^3

That's even more retarded, if it's true.

Says the only cunt to use Fahrenheit.

Fahrenheit makes perfect sense for subjectively describing daily human experience.

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America is anglo

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*clears throat in english*

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>w-whiter than you

>angl*s
>white

>only people that are so preoccupied with their ancestry that they would pay a company to collect their personal genetic information.

hm.

>90kg is skinny

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based pacifist swede

Imperial makes perfect sense you fucking idiots, the entire purpose of it is using standardized reference points because surprise surprise, most people throught history didn't have precise measuring tools on hand

1 foot is the length of an adult male foot
1 yard is a pace
1 roman mile is 1,000 paces, US mile is based on chains and furlongs
1 inch is the length of your thumb joint to the tip
etc