Be me

>Be me
>Go starbucks and read the catcher in the rye bought at bookstore for $1.5
>My friends come in and find me
>Get called prententious faggot just because I was reading a book in English

What the fuck is wrong with reading a book in English?

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>Catcher in the Rye

That's why they called you a pretentious faggot.

It's a comfy book with alright story

read stoner, my man

English is too hard for them. Same response I get when my friends see me reading a book in French.

>reading books in languages other than your own
haha cuck

i've never been to a starbucks

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you're not missing out.

>reading a literature butchered up by those '''translators'''

>Caring about other people's opinion

WOKE

>reading a book in english instead of french
might as well as just end yourself now

Holden rapes his sister, Phoebe.

shit expensive coffee, plus the company is racist

Me neither. I figure the sort of people that go their are not the sorts that I would get along with so I just stay at home and drink filtered tap water instead.

>the company is racist
why

there is hope in this world yet

i'm just to poor to go to where starbucks are in my city

theguardian.com/us-news/2018/apr/16/arrest-of-two-black-men-at-starbucks-for-trespassing-sparks-protests

kek'd

>blacks scouting area to steal laptops and going against rules of private property of not being a customer while using bathroom/standing around
>ayo starbucks racist n shiet

>scouting area to steal laptops
lmao you can't be serious

what the fuck else do you think they were doing standing around in starbucks? that is a common crime they do, they wait until people get up and use the bathroom and take it and run

nigger

>i've never been to a starbucks
me too.

at least you have pizza hut.

Manly as fuck

they were waiting for a 3rd man to join them for coffee. The two guys that were arrested were businessmen

bro they were literally just waiting for his friend wtf, it was actually him who recorded the video and why it became viral.

We have shitload of not Starbucks, but CTAPБAКC (yes, it's spelled like that)
Maкдoнaльдc - McDonads
КФC - KFC etc.
Only Subway doesn't translate their brand to cyrillic letters, idk why. I thought that it was requirement.

i've never been to a pizza hut either
i think the only american food chain i've been is to kfc

>catcher in the rye

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>go to Starbucks every day after class on my campus to get a cup of black coffee
>cute cashier starts getting my order ready before I'm even in
>she seems to have memorized my schedule and calls me by my first name
>saw her about an hour ago outside of class and she gave me her number

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It's overpriced shitty coffee.

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Is there anything more pretentious, more attention seeking than reading in public?

Shame on Gorbachev.
He also featured in Louis Vuitton ads.

Believing you are superior because you don't read in public.

>go Starbucks
Okay
>go Starbucks to read book
Acceptable
>go Starbucks to read a English book in Korea
DEFINITELY INAPPROPRIATE AND UNACCEPTABLE

Did your autism hit you hard user? Why do you just need to fuck yourself up hard? Please don't be a pretentious fuck, thanks! Love from Japan

What if I don't read at all?

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it's a nice place to meet qt's

wh*Toids disgust me

especially wh*Te mexicans, i wish nothign but a painful death to them

Lol

Lol their shit at their job then they settled for 1$ for the promise of the city starting a entrepreneur youth program

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Same

A whiny fucking soiboy who’s pissed at chad on the verge of a sureme gentleman mass shooting

Of course faggots like you would enjoy

>catcher in the rye
Book for middle school students. Will never understand why this is considered 'classic'

Why don’t you read some literature for grown ups instead? And I’m not talking about George Martin or Sapkovsky either.

You aren't allowed to post in this thread unless you've read the meme trilogy.

It’s like drinking in public alone, kinda makes the pain go away.