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banger

need to be invaded by this lad

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wish the Turks won now tbqh
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my area's so full of wogs that girls with blonde or red hair instantly get a +2 in the ratings

having light coloured eyes is also a +1

Depression is back again lads.

Someone told me that Cain was a bad guy in the Bible.
Someone told me that Cain is the source of all black people in the world.

What truth is there to these statements?

just cheer up

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What is this 2008

r8 the new 'inyls

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want a goth gf who is actually a goth and not just a poser

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>No hymen no diamond!

Anyone here over 30? Did you have a mental break down at your 30th bday?

Jog on old man

I'm planning to

no I'm just rewatching it

Want a GF but have nothing to offer. Anyone else ktf ?

virginity isn't the only alternative to promiscuity

american culture is great
tv, movies, fast food, driving everywhere, women wearing nothing on their bottom half but terrified of nipples

Haven't celebrated my birthday day since i was 14

old men
warning
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old men

grim lads

these refugees have been here for over 5 years now

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did you join the jehovah's witnesses?

agreed
but really can't imagine being with someone that's had more than 5 lovers and even that's pushing it

im with you there lad

real virginoidal freakazoid hours

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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The dream of all white men

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it is 04:11

Fuck off, you atrocious slag.

ok
why do you think that someone can form loving, special, romantic relationships ad infinitum? don't you think at all there's an emotional limit? not saying it's the same for everyone but overall

feel free to be proud of your gf's 25 partners, lad. It's just not what most of us are into

I'm in a pretty good relationship with my girl in which I'm the third partner she's had, and she's my second. She doesn't like people who sleep around and I can't say I'm too fond of it either

Mum keeps trying to buy my takeaway food to cheer up my failure of a life. Keep having to say No.

most are actually pretty cute but those outfits are awful

i have to get up for work at 8 am but i can make myself feel better about this fact by posting this about my bank holiday weekend:

>friend accused me of being "creepy" or "wierd" because i srated waving and blowing kisses whilst sat a ta table to a girl i was speaking to earlier about 30 yards away
>he said this wasw "disgusting" or something
>wasn't that bothered until i saw him the day after having left with her then shagged her
>apologise and say i was just coked up and off my face but feel a deep sense of satisfaction that he is probably jealous that i can do this and have people like it

imagine a man getting offended on behalf of a woman who had sex with me. oooooooooooooooooooooh

less than 10 people is literally just a virgin

I need a brunette introvert fuck buddy girlfriend.

need a female human who i am physically and emotionally intimate with

>why do you think that someone can form loving, special, romantic relationships ad infinitum?
I didn't say that
> don't you think at all there's an emotional limit?
dunno, probably

>25
ah yes I've felt that 5 is a silly number, therefore I'm okay with 25
very good logic there mate

imagine having your brain and standards this melted by media trends

feel sorry for you

I want to examine her poo to make sure she has a healthy diet.

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need to develop a sitcom based on the enterprises of cokelad

Old gimmick:

>when you're wiping your arse and your finger breaks through the bogroll and you get shit on your finger

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seriously lost the one girl I would actually spend my life with, not being melodramatic in the least, only female who could understand me and she doesn't want me

really kind of cut all my plans short, don't have any reason to really do anything anymore

almost smirked at this. almost. your posts are still absolute dogshit though.

>thousands of people march through london and have a massive event in central london.
>The BBC says nothing about it

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consider a society with the following characteristics:
·There are equal numbers of men and women.
·Resources (land for example) are unequally distributed among the men only.
·Men make women offers of marriage and women have the right to refuse.

In forcing such a community to switch from polygyny to monogamy, the women would actually be the ones who lose out and the men would benefit. Restricting polygamy and promiscuity are merely shackles on the freedom of women

so you acknowledge that 25 is too high, but you think that wanting 5 or less is "virginal"?
why do you believe more than 5 is a normal healthy amount? the only way you'd realistically get over 5 while you're still young is if you were someone likely to sleep with strangers rather than romantic partners.

no you're attacking this from the wrong angle. having a specific number for it is silly
what really matters is the amount of relationships they've been in, how long those relationships have been, and how many times she's just had one-time sex with people

you can't just say "OH 5!!", that's silly

dont care

virgin

I'd put my hand around his cockpit.

i have had loads more sex with loads more girls than you so save your pity for your fellow virgins

anyone else feel much, much older than they are? I'm like a bitter old man waiting to die and I'm not even 30. been like this since highschool, thought it was just me going through some teenage phase but I've remained this miserable cynic for years and years and nothing's changed

I think that's called depression.

they tend not to cover "extremists protest thing", it tends to give them a bit more a platform than they deserve

aye fair enough, 5 is arbitrary but it's a close enough guess for most cases. there will be some women who have had 8 or so partners that she was loyal and dedicated to and had feelings for rather than some random deano shag at a festival, but I imagine if they were long-term relationships and she's still young, there wouldn't be that many of them

original fellow who sparked this discussion here: the gf's been in a couple relationships that lasted multiple years, she got fucked up in the head because her mom abused her and that made her sleep around in between relationships trying to find some companionship. tbf i did the same thing but less often and with fat hogs

went on a date with one girl who'd fucked 30 dudes, so 15's not bad in comparison

>extremists

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bbc news is supposed to cover new events and occurrences with an unbiased lens, not dictate public opinion by deciding who gets publicity and who doesn't. otherwise what's the difference between good journalism and propaganda outlets?

>business idea: annoy male friends by being too sexually aggressive towards women but only when it works and and i get laid and they don't and suddenly i'm some kind of predator but the real reason is because they will still sleep with me after all this pervy shit like tring to pull off bras and whatever
>show her my giant cock

i just love having grown up a bti and posting genuine details of my life to autists and incels and it being so alien to them it cannot possibly be true

I likely have had more sex than you considering I'm having sex every day or at least every other day and have been for several years
I'm sure you've had more women but that's really not what helps you become a better person. Relationships and commitment do that, not one off flings

post grugs

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i'm really cool and when i'm not shagging bird's i'm boasting about shagging birds on a general thread in on an autistic anime forum

did they not give your small islamist protest a national/global platform? sorry sheed but the beeb isn't reuters

they are radical Lauren Southerists

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lauren southern's deep manly voice makes my dick hard

i've had sex at least 5 times a week since i was 14 and been in 3 loving relationships, and 10 or so more quite nice ones

>is on /brit/ at 4:33

aye mate whatever ya say :)

any game dungeon man in?

>gets banned from the UK for wrongthink
>ends up on a giant TV screen outside downing street in front of thousands of people.
haha

mum is bringing me home something to eat
havent had grub since morning

then you win the pissing contest mate
doesn't make either of our opinions less valid

yes

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gf is in bed next to me right now, dave

>make a career out of complaining about muh immigrants
>throw an autistic fit when a country doesn't let you in
really activates the almonds

proto-gf is going to call me tomorrow to wake me up

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you're so alt-lite it's embarrassing

why do some people not like pickles on their burger

Ross is a good lad and one of the few decent Yanks desu.

seems you don't understand the concept of "news". Not all news is good news, but I'd still prefer to know the bad news then not know the news at all. Presenting only what you consider "good" news while ignoring the bad news keeps your audience ignorant to current affairs, which is the opposite of what the news should be. At that point it is just propaganda.

poorly developed palate

yes
he does like wallace and gromit though, that's probably a big contributing factor

she wasn't immigrating here though

burger here. Because I eat them

>errmmgrrgghhhhhhh kfpjkocjemmjo what time is it
>eurgh fuck off toilberg
>yeah yeah im up cheers
>toilberg? wh-wh-who's that?
ah yesh bet she will be dripping

if you say so

Leftists are mentally retarded