Tfw no arrogant French gf to lecture me on the superiority of French language, culture and history

>tfw no arrogant French gf to lecture me on the superiority of French language, culture and history

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>needing to be taught simple facts

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>Wanna learn French
>Language sounds super poofty

You can sound manly and speak French right?

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>You can sound manly and speak French right?
you need to wear some kind of blue uniform to sound manly in French

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What memery is this?

What's going on?

Yes you can.

It was during a documentary on french army, a young soldier was completely drunk and the sergent chef asks him if he is drunk.
He says no many times, so the sergent slaps him until he say yes. At the end the soldier is sent to cell

left guy is drunk, the right guy is his sergent-chef and asks him if he's ''high'', not drunk.

When the guy finally admits he tells him not to call him sergent-chef but only chef, and then says he does not support high people, and saying he was a dumbass

gouvernement.fr/partage/9406-discours-du-general-de-gaulle-place-de-l-hotel-de-ville

does Jow Forums like Alizée?

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yes

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the lyrics of the song are so fucking cringey it kills the boner

you guys are lucky to hear this as ''exotic''

The worse songs are literally the anglo popular ones like Katy Perry, the girl who song umbrella etc

If watch a translation you do facepalm. I don't know how anglophones can appreciate this

shit yeah i forget about this
must be weird hearing 99% of everything you hear in your native language, from shit tier music lyrics to cringey movie replies

I usually don't appreciate it.

Merci.

it depends on your voice, I can sound manly but many men can't because they don't have Adam's apple

I like their literature, but the language itself is meh.

remember I cut out a picture of a top french cutie in some parisian demonstration from a newspaper when I was a wee lad, promised myself I'd find her lel