/brit/ we rich now edition
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well no but its a sensitive subject you see
Raining & cold day today.
mister sandman
Any perma virgin man in?
Wish this were true
money grandpa
my tits are huge
whip 'em out for the boys
pics pls
Waking up every morning alone & knowing you've failed as a man.
Could do with a good fight
It's a 100 tokens for a boob flash lads. Haha
>walk into the work bathroom
>all the stalls are busy
>wait
>some cunt finishes up and exits past me without washing his hands
Utterly vile
Imagine
TITS
OUT
FOR THE BOYS
TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS
by far the weirdest ham roll I've ever had
You disgusting little worm
just saw a post by someone who might be racemixing spammer
he posted his gf's face
oh SHIT I'm PRCuck not Taimong
see you lads in three days
loving this year
bbc.com
brrrrraaaaaaaaa
The feeling's mutual
soy
soyboy
testing a thing
hmmm
came into toil early to sniff the 6.8s chair but toilberg was already here so now I have to actually do work aha
got loads of boils on my arms and legs
who is homer
still ROARING at the fact that he's fucking Grimes
When I see a slutty girl, I start imagining her having sex with other people and not me. The only think I fantasize about with girls like that is them looking down on me and making me worship their feet.
I fantasize a lot about having a slutty but kind roommate.
>"Hey user, I'm going to the club, can I get a lift? It's not like you're doing anything anyway"
>"Hey! Don't look at my cleavage, I didn't wear this for you. You can look at my feet I guess.
>You want to masturbate to them? Gross... but I don't mind, it won't take long with your premature ejaculation anyway!"
>"It's cute how you still can't look me in the eyes without getting nervous even though we've been living together for so long"
>"Haha! Done already!? Alright, clean yourself up and drop me off at the club!"
>...
>"Thanks for the lift user, don't wait up for me, I probably won't be back tonight!"
I'm not a cuckold though, I don't want a girlfriend or wife like this but a roommate or female friend who does this would be nice... I just really like the denial aspect of it especially with how easily they give up sex to other guys but not me.
it'd be nice to have a slutty room mate that sent me "pity" pics while she went out to hook up with some guy she just met at the club. I just want to be beta and masturbate to the thoughts. She'll always be nice to me and give me headpats before going off and calling me things like "nice" and "sweet" or drunkenly rumbling stuff like "You're really sweet user, other guess would take advantage of me when I'm in a state like this but beta guys like you are the best, I'm glad I can trust you."
I just want to be looked down on by sluts, spat on them, have them step on my balls with their heels, etc. I don't want to have sex with sluts but I think it's hot seeing them dress sexily for other men and getting banged, I just have to imagine it, not watch.
pics x
not a word
Any /clean/ man in?
yep just had a shower
read every word
wish i hadn't
It feels good being clean :)
I want to smell Emma Watson's most intimate and personal bodily smells.
thought he was with amber heard
Had a really good tinder date last night.
The older you get the more you come to realise Americans really are just simpletons.
are chiropractors scam artists?
i've heard some good things about them
don't care
>The older you get the more you come to realise Americans really are just simpletons.
how come people on here always criticise white girls for fucking nonwhite guys but are quiet when white guys like this fuck nonwhite girls
that's a shitposting page m8, I've seen it
When will this tiresome Aussie cunt fuck off? He's on here every single hour of the day
Which one
2018 has been a really good year for /mu/ memes
Lads my ex gf started dating elon musk :/
they're dominating, not submissing
grow up
Always writes in lower case, dabbing pepe/lyricposts
romans are closer culturally and genetically to mediteranneans than northern europeans
nah can't beat 2015 /mu/ tbqh
it's a take the piss page. one of the photos is literally of that nutcase that shot up the country music festival in vegas
This one:
screaming at this
What's even the point of good food and drink?
It's nice for a few minutes but then you barely remember how it tasted. You eat something regular and it just makes you think of how the good stuff tasted.
May as well just stick with the cheap stuff, what's the difference? Literally what is the difference.
death to all britons
We are ALL the dabbing aussie
Dunno why young people don't just pull themselves up by their bootstraps, shake the managers hand, look him straight in the eye and say hire me.
You know who I hate? MPs. Wish they'd fuck off, I have enough work to do without spending my entire morning digging out irrelevant information for them because some constituent whined to them in a surgery.
Parliamentary Questions can go suck a dick
Every night I pray a heat wave burns down your dunny can
G U M P T I O N
U
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P
T
I
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Dunno why virgins don't just pull themselves up by their bootstraps, shake the girl's hand, look her straight in the eye and say fuck me.
Greggs gang Greggs gang Greggs gang
well your prayers have paid off, it's a blistering 22 degrees right now
>inceltears
are these people fucking mentally handicapped
only eat dry toast for this very reason
POWER is unironically kanye's best track
got called a cracka ass muthafucka in bismark
>Not dry weet(a)bix
Lads it was me. I was the 21st century schizoid man this whole time.
Screeching at this
HOWLING
Use her to extort /brit/rocket
NRx feudal tech king finally achieves goth gf
just saw tim in a Jow Forums thread
how far has he truly spread
optus have a very enticing s9+ plan atm
forgot my vape today :(
find it quite alarming how "ahead of the curve" I am I knowing about obscure internet stuff before it becomes mainstream. incels and sexbot redistribution is the most recent example but it's happened a few times
gonna be fucking bizarre when Poleaboo becomes mainstream and normies start posting his blog and /brit/ posts on Twitter after he becomes the first Hearthstone playing anime watching tranny paki white supremacist mass murderer
microwaved carbonara
everything starts on Jow Forums so why are you surprised
On route to toil
Not a happy bunny let me tell you that
got called to a final round toil interview lads
this could be it
youtube.com
exceedingly comfy channel
I hope it goes poorly because of all the people in /brit/ you deserve the least success
good luck Sven
love you too x
I like girls, they like me
They look so good in their seven jeans
Want you to be the one and my only
I wanna be faithful but I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar
My hands, my hands, my ha oh hands
Can't keep my hands (oh), my hands (oh), my ha oh hands (oh)
Can't keep my hands (oh), my hands (oh), my ha oh hands (oh)
Can't keep my hands (oh), my hands (oh)
My hands out the cookie jar
he's not a Swede
Emma Watson wants to have sex with me.
>tranny paki white supremacist
Hooting
just removed malwarebytes because apparently 3rd party av makes you more vulnerable
don't like computers me
I've been bilked