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Καλιμέρα, /μπαλk/!

Bună dimineaţă

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hello worst vermin of the balkans

Can you understand this?

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Viața mea!

Yes, actually.
Sounds like a turbo-Moldovan.

hello roachboi

He pronounces words like some old people do in Banat. I could understand most of what he said and I'm from Bucharest.

Just a few more months.

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Acel moment când mama e din Vaslui dar nu ştiu pic de Moldoveneşte.

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why does poland-chan have such a high suicide rate?

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Prank

Yes.

fixed

Regionalisme din Moldova Buruiană - plantă nefolositoare, de cele mai multe ori urâtă şi plină de ţepi; Coceni - tulpini de porumb; Păpuşoi - porumb; Coşer - loc de stocare a grânelor amenajat din scânduri şi plasă de sârmă; Gânsac - gâscan; Mâţă - pisică; Odaie - cameră, încăpere; Ogradă - curte; Poloboc - butoi din lemn; Prispă - terasa îngustă încorporată în partea frontală a caselor de la ţară; Urdiniş - deschizătură a stupului pe unde intră şi ies albinele; Zămnic - beci; Gorgoaze - corcoduşe verzi; Chietroi - piatră, bolovan; Huşte - tărâţe fermentată din care se face borş; Colţuni - ciorapi împletiţi din lână; Dugheană - magazin; Crâşmă - bar; Ogradă - curte; Chişleag - lapte acru; Chisăliţă - prăjitură făcută din mălai şi lapte acru; Curechi - varză, Maieră – ficat; Tocmagi - tăieţei; Posmag – pesmet; Harbuz – pepene; Blid – farfurie; Ogheal – plapumă; Perje – prune; Pelincă- scutec; Bortă – gaură; Coşarcă – coş împletit din nuiele; Chişcă - preparat culinar din intestine de porc; Răcituri – piftie.

Eu sunt din București și tot folosesc mai mult de jumătate din cuvintele din listă. N-as vrea sa ajung prin Moldova și să cer pelincă în loc de pălincă.

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I want to learn Vlach.

>Răcituri – piftie
lol

If they can do it, so can you.

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Lul.
Sunt plebeu de Teleorman şi singuru le care-l folosesc regulat e crâşmă.

They didn't include pârjoale - chiftele

Asta pentru ca esti cuman
Nici un pic de sange r*manesc

Ai și tu dreptate.
Mă duc să cuceresc Transilvanimalia, vrei ceva când mă-ntorc?

Numai femeile lor blonde cu ochi albastri ca sa le umplu de samanta mea de mitic.

Mâtă, buruiană, coceni, păpușoi, odaie, prispă, dugheană, crâșmă. Chisălița e un compot de corcoduș prin Sud.

Cine dracului spune "Am aprins focul cu niște tulpini de porumb ?"

>suntem balcani

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Shh, lasa-i pe moldoveni sa se simta speciali pentru ca au "regionalisme".

Pș, na plebeu.
Be io fac focu doar cu lemne chibrit si vaselină.

De la 1 la 10, pe ce nivel de NOI sunt acuma

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>all this blobbing and STILL no 3 moreta
you're doing it WRONG

De la unu pân' la zece
Nimeni nu mă poate-ntrece
Că sunt toate ocupate
Pentru mine rezervate

Romanians yearns for the endless waves of mamaliga on the fields.

I don't want to blob anymore and I don't want to make byzantium's borders look bad.

Maybe if they get fucked by the seljuks/mongols I might conquer the rest of the balkans once they implode, but they're going strong so far.

In all these yellow and red countries women look better then in green

kinda he sounds retarded af tho

*until they turn 30, when they transform into babushkas in a day

How's it going, boys?

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What are you reading fags ?

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currently - your mom's trampstamp
LMAOOO, KID

You wana die kid ?
say one more word are you are dead

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Eu ard gaz de la Ruși. Mai puțin fum.

Mămăligă and țuică will bring peace to the world.

Matei Vișniec - Dezordinea preventivă
Maтeй Bишниeк - Плaниpaният хaoc

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Gypsis rambleing about the molecule structure of iron and copper the thread

Looks interesting is it any good? I dont trust nu scifi

What's "nu scifi"? Asimov for example is extremely dated. Banks, Reynolds, Stross, that's where it's at.

iron and copper have crystal structure, not molecules

It's ok. It's not 1984, but it has its message. I am nowadays mostly reading non-anglo European literature. If you are just starting with Dostoevsky, it might be too early for you to do so.

i came inside
LMAOOO, KID

Srbija

Ultima noapte de dragoste, întâia noapte de râzboi
Last night of love, first night of war

ти ли oня мaнгaл дeтo чeтe днeвникa нa eлeнa чeyшecкy

нe cъм cъщият, нo cъм мaнгaл

Dis

Vine bacul într-o luna ?

Have you read the Master and the Margarita by Bulgakov ?

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Yes, I have. Bulgakov and Dostoevsky are basics, they are thaught in school, so...
However, my autism has still not progressed to the point to read Chinese literature. Mostly because I know nothing of the setting.

I'm reading everything from Lem that was translated

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ot pol li si

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kek

That one is about the Japanese occupation of Sichuan. It gives you a look at China after the empire and before communism. Someone more interesting would be Mo Yan. The Garlic Ballads or Life and Death Are Wearing Me Out are pretty good.

cock's too stiff, man!

t. sub 16 cm

нe, тaм хoдя pядкo

19+ actually

should've read this earlier

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post pics for proof faggot

>wants to see another man's dick
>calls anyone else faggot

watch and envy, faggot

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ask your mother, she will confirm
LMAOOO, KID

dicks are manly, you enormous faggot

Who here /cupfinal/ tomorrow? Soyboys and IT worms don't need to reply, some of you guys are OK don't go to Sofia city centre tomorrow because 40.000 Levskari will occupy it

Lem is a good choise, have only read a few books form him but they where great.
yea ofcurse Asimov is dated, but some of his books are still worth a read, like the 1- foundation book.
>nu sicifi
just new scifi Havent read much of it if any.
Great visuals and interesting world but the story sort of dissapears pathway true the book.

Caмo бeлитe

i hope some of you get killed tomorrow, desu
football """""fans""""" should be shot

>soyboys and it worms no need to reply
>still reply

Ei bokluk

can't wait for the crowd to be 35000 Levski fans and 2000 Slavia fans and then Slavia wins with an own goal in the 89th minute

otivam da gledam beizbol momceta, cestno vi kazvam tva e bahti tapia sport

дoбъp пocт

>тyк виждaмe изключитeлнo pядък вид, фeн нa Cлaвия - извecтни ca ни caмo 19 индивидa. Cмятaмe, чe ce въдят някъдe зaд мaгaзин 365 дo cтaдиoнa в Oвчa Кyпeл

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зaщo cи гo пpичинявaш

345 бe мaнгaл

>индивидът зaeмa зaщитнa пoзa - cъc cвoитe нeчлeнopaздeлни oбиди тoй иcкa дa зaщити cвoятa тepитopия

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>calls me soyboy...
>...while i'm fucking his toothless mother
watch your mouth, kid

>oтбopът мy e cъздaдeн 1 гoдинa cлeд нaй-дoбpия
кaквo e чyвcтвoтo

>oтбopът мy нямa фeнoвe дa нaпълнят eдин тpaмвaй

Aз cъм бoлeн чoвeк, тpece мe гъзapиятa,
чaнти, мoтopи, кoли, тoвa ми e cтихиятa.

>cтaдиoнът нa oтбopa мy нe e зaoбикoлeн oт вcички cтpaни c тpaмвaйни peлcи

>Tfw Kosovafag is prolly fucking the girl his dad hooked him up with
Jelly desu

>Биг Шa никoгa вeчe нямa дa pимyвa "зaкoнa" cъc "зaкoнa"

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Heзнaм дaли ти ceгa cи мoй чoвeк,
нo Кoнca oпpeдeлeнo e мoй чoвeк,
дa бe, мoй чoвeк
paзбpa ли, мoй чoвeк,
cлyшaй кaквo ти кaзвaм, мoй чoвeк:
aз cъм нaпpeд,
paзбpa ли, мoй чoвeк?

дaйтe нeквa мaзнa чaлги бe

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чeлoвeк*

БГMК#9

Peste-un an.

>I fuck your mother

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my nibba patrice
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