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Specky freak edition

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fuck off with your early news JF cunt

The Paki I buy weed from told me if ever he runs into trouble with the law about selling drugs or not paying any taxes with his taxi business he'll hop on the next plane to pakistan to spend a couple months with family out there.

This is how most pakis can get away with not paying taxes, benefits scams, and get around deportation easily

They all own property because they get interest free loans from their local mosques. He's owned his own home since he was 18 years old when he had his arranged marriage to some bird he had never met (probably his cousin from Pakistan but I dunno)

He sells excellent squidgy black though.

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getting prepared for the incel revolution

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t. specky freak

just had 3 gulps of this pineapple juice before i realised it was off
belly feels a bit dodgy now

>squidgy black
They still call it that? Thats what my fucking Mum calls it you absolute fucking granddad ahaha

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small gene pool

What are the kids calling it nowadays then?

I'm mid 20s

chuckled

>New Vibrator Claims To be a Game Changer
rubin report's gone downhill

Can you post an image of said mom?

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>this everyday for the next two months
uuuhghhh

just a lad not being a normie
nothing to see here move along

This has to be fake
>socialist fist symbol
>buy this American product to protest their president!

And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong
You been putting up with my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast
Let's have a toast for the douchebags
Let's have a toast for the assholes
Let's have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can

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it is better to ask for forgiveness than for permission

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>available on prescription

FANNYS ARE FUCKING RANK

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depends

squidgy black/paki black is how it was always called when i grew up and im late twentiea

On the train.

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woah... so THIS is the power of rorke

*guffaws in Marxist*

yeah it depends if your personality/appearance is alpha enough to get away with it

if you're a scrawny whiny runt you'll come across like a freak

I love Emma Watson and I want to smell her farts.

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Use one of those for jaw strength me

why would an American need jaw strength training?

rorkes aren't ancaps

Had spagbol last night which normally doesn't sit well but I felt nothing, now have the burning desire to poo, rather not do it in the toil 'ets though.

I swear this gets posted every thread

To eat more you fucking bellend

I wonder if Emma’s farts smell worse during her menstrual cycle or if she gets diarrhea or bloating.

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how alpha would you need to be to get away with a twoc?
the police don't care if you fancy yourself, or ask forgiveness, they'll bang you up

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>I love Emma Watson and I want to smell her farts.

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I really hate reddit

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trade it for your sister
lick lick lick

lads

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This isn't true though

LOL epic

mom jeans

>completely missing the Monty Python reference

just did a big yawn
not because I'm bored
just felt appropriate and good
doing another

foy

>liking Monty Python

are you allowed to take your time on IQ tests
i take a while to contemplate a quiz question before I answer it confidently so I don't like the idea of being timed on my answers

*gives you a gold star*

quality is variable but a lot of it is good

I'll make her a mum alright

>are you allowed to take your time on IQ tests
>i take a while to contemplate a quiz question before I answer it confidently so I don't like the idea of being timed on my answers

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Low IQ brainlet question

If I don't like it then it's not good, simple.

k she just turned 18

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Any tunes Lad of the Thai?
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Pipe down rasheed

of course...

monty python is mr bean for paedophiles

Look it's Alan

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no, you have a time limit

Cheyenne is not a Dutch name dumb kanker

Just in time for the milk truck.

just not sure how IQ tests are measured

Cheye nne

??

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was watching an amerimutts ancestry result, and stumbled upon his freestyles
youtube.com/watch?v=e87L0P_9Y4o

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Its an east friesland local accent name

I'm quite a famous UK hip hop producer lads lmao

youtu.be/OwdlqquJDK4

ahahahah fucking state

twitter.com/leninsgf

produce this

*heems you*

get fucked cunt

alri lil bovril

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This does raise the question though, why the fuck are there foreigners with the name Cheyenne

It’s Native American you racist colonizers

i've played two games of county cricket this season and one for the 2nds

incel slayer

190cm was in rare form last night
Let it slip that '190kg' does actually get to him as well.

livestock's getting communist again call napoleon

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is the chad poster here? can you chadify this pic please?

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does this mean she kills them or does it mean she shags them thereby curing them of their incel condition

His post is pretty much 'why do people treat me differently for having a tripcode i just want to be different'

classic

I am incredibly turned on by this profile

I'm having that thing when you listened to an old banger the other day but can't remember what it was. History is on home computer.

one more morrowind npc blocks the doorway and I'll fucking scream
seriously on the verge of fucking losing it

thailad runs a call centre in thailand

he plays fifa with the ladyboys in the break room

hey

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I'll smash any ladyboy on fifa

minor counties?

is 190 legitimately mentally ill? the amount of time he spends on this site I think he might actually be lying about his sad, pathetic and boring stories about dude drugs and girls lmao

just kill the npc
morrowind is good like that

>he might actually be lying about his sad, pathetic and boring stories about dude drugs and girls lmao
wow you think so?

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Got told I look like this handsome lad

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