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HYPE edition

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so horny all the fucking time

dj bo selecta

I see your wrist icey and your whip foreign

Reminder Stoic bros, if your wife want to fuck another man its your choice.

bit nippy out there today

What boards do you go on most?

/mu/, /brit/, /sp/ here.

so am I, wanking several times a day, moaning and cumming buckets like I'm getting paid for it

didnt this come out years ago

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important /brit/ survey

craven used to talk about the status of the aristocracy in Britain a lot (even if he was just playing a character a lot of his knowledge seemed very plausible. Maybe he was a butler or something)

According to him there aren't many aristocrats left so they all know each other. Most are pro-EU but they're not liberal, craven hated democracy

11/11/11 sounds like about 6.5 years ago

Jow Forums /sp/ /qa/ and occasionaly /mu/

Going on holiday with two weeks of baby batter stored up in my tender wee spuds lads

look up the lords' tale on youtube good watch

me on the right

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#
Death duties have meant most have had to give their ancestral piles over to the National Trust and they now live in Chelsea and Fulham on rapidly depleting inheritances. Many have had to set up businesses or learn a profession.

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fuck off paki

>boards
>/brit/
kek

Missing the yes option

don't think I am x

/brit/ and Jow Forums. Jow Forums is there's a high speed chase on live stream

Dunno who that is but I'll look him up

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>the impudent, tiresome and pathetic boomer revs his lawnmower up for the third day in a row

got a small bump in my earlobe

me too
glad I've got a gf to release my animalistic urges

cancer

Owl lad?

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thought the teen runts might appreciate this x

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another old mate of mine has got married
snagged a behemoth of a bird though ahaha

haha

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hello :3

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int and sp, sometimes tv for a laugh

>work phone can now be used as a personal hot spot
>now expected to work during commute

I like the girl I picked up over the weekend but not ready to push forward with a follow up text. I can't be bothered with relationships anymore. I'll keep doing my thing

/brit/, /sp/ee during big matches, /sci/, Jow Forums, and /lit/

yank autism at it again

*pecks your cheek*

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Anyone watching Westworld?

How comfy would a British Raj world be? Tiger hunts and gin and tonics on the veranda with an Edwardian qt

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TOIL! *whip crack* TOIL! *whip crack* TOIL! *whip crack and some crying* TOIL! TOIL! TOIL!

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go away Todd

/tv/ /v/ /his/

was with the gf and her family all day Sunday and I was literally like an animal in heat watching her bouncy arse go past in her tight dress, couldn't help myself from feeling her up pretty much in front of her mum
pounded her vigorously when her mum was cooking dinner

/brit/, /wsg/, /tg/, /britfeel/ if /brit is too slow

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I’d rather not hunt such a noble beast
british animal, have some respect

britain needs more niggers and pakis

Remember Henrik Larsson lads

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*blushes*

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have a neighbours ginger tom that stares at wood pigeons in a tree in my garden every morning. He has a little dump next to my house and I'm fine with that. rats hate cat poop.

>female

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>quoting yourself
not a good look

odds I play videogames and wank the day away like a manchild

evens I watch breaking bad

dubs I get out of bed and be productive

racist

at least when her dreams are fulfilled britain will be unsafe for women. we’ll see how proud of her views she is then

Yes, love this,

i wish life was like a video game so i could see the stats of how many poos ive done and how many wanks ive done and some other things

>progress means importing millions of people from countries that have made way less progress than us

Just lefty things.

thats one of the first football shirts I owned :)

Ahh yes my local MP lmao. Her actual name is Alison Kumar because she married some poo and lives with him in london but doesnt put it on the ballot as it wouldnt go down well. needs a good joke oxing too bee haitch.

I love niggers and pakis

The Tigers are robots created to look real lad.

Westworld is a robot theme park in which guests can act out their fantasies.

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Honestly lads

I'm going to do it, I'm going to leave the house and heem every toiler I see. These people need to learn to stop fucking toiling, a trip to the hospital will do them good

yeah i know I watched season one
would love to act out as a bandit raping the blonde girl in the first season

You're the Diogenes of our era.

The Scottish are the real enemy. They really are just awful. Should have been eradicated back in the 12th century.

Europeans: STR:8, DEX:6, CON:6, INT:8, WIS:7, CHA:7
East Asians: STR:4, DEX:7, CON:5, INT:9, WIS:8, CHA:4
Jews: STR:2, DEX:4, CON:2, INT:10, WIS:6, CHA:9
Africans: STR:8, DEX:9, CON:7, INT:2, WIS:3, CHA:8
Amerindians: STR:7, DEX:6, CON:2, INT:4, WIS:8, CHA:5
Australoids: STR:5, DEX:4, CON:1, INT:0, WIS:1, CHA:1

I've figured it out

Presenteeism means they would turn up to work even if injured or find a way to work from hospital

reported to the police

problem is
doctors toil too
whose going to heal the toilers when you've heemed the doctors

East Asians are smart like calculators are

*toils at you*
*buys nice things in front of you*
*goes on holiday somewhere posh*

europeans are stronger than africans. euros should be 10 str

fuck off back to /ita/

how are europeans same strength as africasn lol. lot of weird shit going on with your dnd

ah yes the toil dream

what's a posh holiday?

depends if you mean average or highest and if you mean physical or military strength

Europeans: STR:10, DEX:10, CON:10, INT:10, WIS:10, CHA:10

something involving a boat that isnt a cruise ship

You need to split up north and sub Saharan Africans and do one for south Asians

it's like going to magaluf except you go to antigua or the seychelles

fit and int

for me it's the tesco meat feast sub, salt and vinegar mccoys and a diet coke

unironically hate foreigners
they always have dumb shit ideas about the world and are very belligerent about them

well strength in dungeons and dragons is your personal stat it then determines the type of weapons you can use. So for instance if you were strength 10 you could maybe throw a boulder at someone but to use a bazooka you would need strength + intelligence as if you had 0 brain you wouldn't be able to work it even if you were strong enough to lift it.

port out starboard home
where da white wimmin at

DEAR WHITE PEOPLE

>depends if you mean average or highest
both
>physical or military strength
why the fuck would I mean military strength. do you think he meant military wisdom for WIS too?

Then Euros should have lower strength than Africans but far higher intelligence (10). There is nothing weaponwise that exists that Europeans didn't invent, help invent or have since built.

Trekking in the Andes or the Himalayas. Cap d'Antibes.

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Should I spend my Tuesday evening improving myself and planning ways to improve my local community?
Or should I spend my night playing video games like a complete and utter mong? (this is not the correct answer - I haven't had a video game machine since I was 15 cause I'm a normal adult)

>unironically hate foreigners
>they always have dumb shit ideas about the world and are very belligerent about them

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there's more to intelligence than just making weapons but yes I said africans shol dhave higher strength

mummy

Europeans: neutral good
East Asians: lawful neutral
Jews: lawful evil
Africans: chaotic neutral
Amerindians: true neutral
Australoids: chaotic neutral

ah yes, consumerism